THE TRUTH

[internuncio]

Many have asked, How does Tony Alamo pick his wives?

There are several ways Tony Alamo has picked his wives. When counseling people, as pastor's commonly do, he has just simply decides that the person he is counseling is supposed to be his wife. It doesn't matter if they are married or not... If they are married he simply gets rid of that woman's husband. Inevitably he is given some kind of revelation of some hidden sin of the past or present that is in the man's life. These so called sins are usually so grievous, if only to Alamo himself, that he orders the man to leave the cult. This happened with Michele Jones Williams and Tami Hunt Sprinkle.

In January 1993 Tony Alamo took 2 new wives, first, Elizabeth Guiteriz who was 15 and second, Jeanette Orlando who was also 15. These two wives were at Tony Alamo's birthday party only a few months earlier. Perhaps it was there that Tony Alamo saw them and made the decision that they should be his wives.

While in prison Tony Alamo had photographs taken of potential wives. He had photographs taken of Eliza Vincent who was only 8 years old. She was then taken out of her parents home and moved to Tony's house, with Tony's wives. Sharon Krooph-Alamo then began to groom Eliza to be a wife. She told her all about sex and schooled her in proper wife etiquette. Eliza was brought into the prison where Tony Alamo was being detained for tax evasion and it was there in the prison visitors room, where Tony would fondle her and tell her in explicit detail how he was going to have sex with her. Tony's favorite part of Eliza, her little 8 year old legs. That is what he said... He said he loved her legs. During these visits one wife watched the roving video camera and let Tony know when it was turning his direction. This was so he could not be caught touching his "sexataries" oops, I mean secretaries, and the little girls, in an inappropriate way. While in prison he also had photographs taken of Katrina Frankowitz and later Cindi Jo Frankowitz. There were photographs taken of many other female children but not all satisfied Tony's lustful appetite, so ultimately, those children were never displaced and sent to Tony's house. It should be noted that the photographs taken were not of an explicit sexual nature. The girls were posed in provocative ways, but they were always clothed.


Cindi Jo, Who was the "brother" who Tony had take those photographs? Do you remember who else he had pictures taken of? Did Sharon try to also teach you about being a wife while you were living there with her? Just curious..................

[iasmann]

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Truth,

How many wives will this expose of the Vatican controlled IRS get me. Can I now rape, molest and abuse at will like Tony. Since I have now exposed the Vatican and saved millions.

I'm really winning souls now too. Last week I yelled out the sinners prayer as I drove by 5 nursing homes. Oh yeah, I sang a song first. I estimate that 300 people including the staff in those homes got saved.

I also had a real high tract count. I put tracts on 100 rental cars. Each car gets rented on average 3 times per week so that's 15,000 tracts in a year and I did it in one day. If I do that everyday that will be 5,475,000 tracts per year. According to Tony each person shares their tract with four others so that's a total of 21,900,000 tracts.

I've also written a new book. It's called Ian's Naves Topical Bible. I know what your thinking. Did he make five changes or was it six. To tell the truth, in all the confusion I lost count. Ask yourself this question Punk, Do I feel lucky. Go ahead make my -- OOPS sorry that's from a movie I'm putting out.

I made a bunch of changes to the Naves Topical Bible so now it's mine. In fact I changed it so completely it now reads from Z to A instead of A to Z. Can't get much different than that.

I've even given myself a new name, "Universal Pastor". This makes me greater even than World impostor --oops, Pastor.

Surely now that I'm doing all these mighty works I must be eligible to beat a few kids and wed a few teenage brides. Let me know.

Is there a pay scale? Like, say I expose the Vatican controlled IRS to 1000 people. What will that get me? Three weeks of child molestation or maybe two months of free beatings. Could I kick someone out and steal their wife for that or do I need to perform even mightier works.

LOL -- That is just how pathetic and ridiculous your defenses of Tony look to everyone who reads them.

[wilma]

Ian, you provide the comic relief we all need in dealing with this very serious and sad situation. Thanks for making us all laugh! (except I bet Tony Alamo isn't laughing ;-)

Internuncio,
You asked about pictures being taken. I remember around the time when Linda Rodriguez moved in with her girls: Jeanne, Pebbles, and Alana, Tony was in Federal Prison in Texarkana (1996). I remember people talking about Tony wanting pictures of all the new baby Christians women. Not long after, there was talk of him adding them to his "visitors list". I remember thinking it was a little strange that he had new converts coming to visit him in prison. Little did we realize that he was picking out new girls to molest and rape. Poor Pebbles got added to the harem after Tony got out of jail.
Just for the record, Lizzy and Jeanne Orlando became wives in January 1994, not 1993. I also remember, in 1994 when Tony would visit the school (on the PROWL) that mothers would hide their daughters. At that time, no one wanted that old geezer to steal away their innocent daughters or say "God told me that I am to marry her or you will all go to hell". Such a bunch of baloney!
Susie G

[internuncio]

Wilma,

Thank you for the correction. I had my dates mixed up. It happens.

Thank you for the unadulterated truth! That is the best kind!

[internuncio]

Jst leave it to Tony, when he became too old to visit the school to find a wife he brought the school to him. He now has school for girls in his house. Sweet guy... what a caring pastor huh?

Did you all know that when Psycho Alamo gets paranoid that a child who he wants to take as a wife may have had sex with someone (other than him) he has them checked, to confirm that their hymen is still intact, by a midwife or a doctor to confirm that he is getting grade A, prime, virgin girl. Nothing used for Phony Alamo!

[christophr19]

I not laffing! I don' ged it. Theese is Rosa Parrish. Allo. Ow ar' ju?
My billeey, he lov' me soo much, it hurse me in my heartz! Dis phoney alamo doh, ooh I don' like heem! No! He muey Mallo!

[internuncio]

Christopher,
How old did you say you are? Still a teen ager? Why would you come on this message board and mess around this way? I would think after what Tony Alamo did to your own family you would be all bussiness. I guess it it too much to expect a grown man to understand that there is a time and a place for everything. Let me put it in simple terms so you can fully comprehend what I am saying. This message board is not the place for your nonsense. There are lives hanging in the balance. You are behaving foolishly.

[hollydolly]

ahhhhh yes chris isn't it wonderful to have the freedom of speech? internuncio-- people deal with pain in very different ways, i think chris has done his fair share of exposing and discussing alamo on this board and its really not productive to start downing people that are on your side when its all said and done. but honestly how much more can be repeated on here? chill

[habadasher]

Holly, are you and Chris related??

[iasmann]

In case any one is wondering why we are hearing so little from Tony's minions it's because all posts are now permanent. Tony has to review and approve every posting before it goes on the board.

It used to be that the minions would report to Tony what was being said and he would blast out a quick reply. Most of the time the replies were very hateful and insulting and very very unChristlike. Many of his posts were filled with profanities. Any person reading them would know that the author was clearly not a Christian and obviously a very vindictive, hateful and childish person.

But, Tony didn't care because he would just have it erased as soon as he thought that the other person had seen it. He would sit back smugly and call people pigs and whores and murderers and make all kinds insults about their appearance. Then he would erase it after a few days. That way he could deliver the insult and then deny it later because there was no record.

That's how he does it over at the harem/cult. He's always saying stuff and denying it. If it's on tape he has the tape erased. If anyone confronts him he just calls them a liar and a weasel and kicks them out. There is not a person there who deals with Tony on a regular basis that has not had Tony tell them something and deny it later to their face.

But he can't do that anymore on this website because I (Universal Pastor) got them to make all posts permanent. So now he is carefully thinking out his responses to make sure they don't expose his true nature.

He already spent six years in jail because he left a record of his tax evasion. So he doesn't want to make that kind of mistake again.

Even though it would be hard to prove that what the minions said were his words he doesn't want to take a chance and let something slip.

For instance, He believes all girls 12 and over should be forcibly married to men about twice their age or more. He had a minion outline these beliefs but then he realized that even though the statements were not criminal in and of themselves they would certainly give credibility to his criminal activity that is being reported on this website. He had those posts erased and that poster is now on the board under a different name.

One thing he doesn't want is to go back to prison. He will hide and deny any and all beliefs to stay out of jail. I'm sure that he will be one of the first to take the mark of the beast. All they'll have to do is threaten to put him in jail and take away his child brides. (Although we know from his last incarceration that he will adapt if he has to.)

Of course he'll say it's not the mark of the beast etc. etc. He'll somehow link taking the mark to standing up against George Bush or the Pope or some other nonsense.

Did anybody check out that ridiculous link about the war in Iraq. Some guy hangs a rosary over the barrel of his tank and Tony expects us to accept this as absolute proof that it is actually a Vatican inquisition.

One more thing. I'm torn between proclaiming myself "Universal Pastor" or "Galactic Pastor." Galactic has a nice ring to it and it is a more humble position since a galaxy is smaller than the universe. On the other hand I don't want to underrate myself. Any input would be appreciated.

[daddys_gurl]

I thought Susie G was our Universal Pastor........but you can still be our Galactic Pastor.
Maybe you guys can flip for the position or we can all take a vote......ROFLMAO - you crack me up!!!!

[hbananna]

I like the sound of "Infinite Pastor". This way there are no boundaries. The universe does end somewhere doesn't it? Why take the chance?

in·fi·nite Audio pronunciation of "infinite"
adj.

1. Having no boundaries or limits.
2. Immeasurably great or large; boundless: infinite patience; a discovery of infinite importance.
3. Mathematics.
1. Existing beyond or being greater than any arbitrarily large value.
2. Unlimited in spatial extent: a line of infinite length.
3. Of or relating to a set capable of being put into one-to-one correspondence with a proper subset of itself.

Sounds perfect. This way he can't best you unless he intends to be childish and call himself "Infinite Pastor +1"

[hollydolly]

yes chris and i are related.........who r u and why didn't u know that?

[cmingus]

...you may be able to pick up a little street cred with ULTRAGRANDMASTERPASTORPLUS .

[saved_21570]

Ian,

I like infinite pastor. No boundries.Ultragrandmasterpastorplus is extreemly cool though. I am afraid how the letterhead would look. Not to mention the ink it would take on the printer.oh well, keep an open mind till everyone votes.

abby

[wilma]

For many years Tony succeeded in frightening everyone into silence (by threatening them with hell fire and brimstone) and he thought that he would continue to enjoy his lucky streak. Well, alas, his lucky streak is over.
People are no longer afraid of his vain diabolical threats and are coming out of the woodwork to tell of the atrocities they have witnessed and/or experienced by Alamo. For years he has surrounded himself with big "brothers" and YES men. Tony, be SURE your sins will find you out! The evils you have whispered to these little innocent virgin girls (and threatened them not to tell their parents) is being and will continue to be shouted from the roof tops and on the world wide web. Nothing can stop people from talking and telling the TRUTH about the atrocities you have committed and blamed a holy God for.

You are a scared, weak, insecure, little, criminally insane man. You fool no one except your brainwashed followers. Tony, I listened to a few minutes of your boring, paranoid filled radio broadcast. You are such a liar. You said that Wellspring (referring to Wellspring Retreat in Ohio www.wellspringretreat.org (http://www.wellspringretreat.org)) is a division of the Catholic Church. You said Wellspring beats people up and that they take away people's Bibles. You are so ignorant and such a ridiculous liar. No one, except for your gullible followers believe such trash. I spent two weeks at Wellspring with Tami Hunt Sprinkle. It was a wonderful time of spiritual healing and restoration. The people who run Wellspring are dedicated Christians who counsel people who have been exploited and spiritually abused. Remember, you ripped Tami and her baby away from her husband, Randy Sprinkle, and then made her one of your polygamist "wives". You kicked Randy out, after saying that he had committed the unpardonable sin (blasphemy of the Holy Ghost) because he sent some money to a witnessing crew whose car needed some repairs. That was a handy excuse for stealing someones wife, eh??

For all your talk about the government being Out TO Get You, it seems to me that they couldn't care less about you. If they did care, you've done plenty enough to spend the rest of your days on earth rotting in jail. You WILL have your time at the judgement bar of God. I guess our only consolation is knowing that God is a righteous judge, and you will spend plenty of time rotting in HELL. How many of God's little ones have you offended??

[raining]

Ian,
I like Infinite pastor - however I also like ULTRAGRANDMASTERPASTORPLUS! However I would have to agree with abby about the look of the letterhead.

[habadasher]

Superultragrandpastorplustadiousdomicio

[christophr19]

...."I like infinite pastor. No boundries.Ultragrandmasterpastorplus is extreemly cool though. I am afraid how the letterhead would look. Not to mention the ink it would take on the printer.oh well, keep an open mind till everyone votes.".....
..."Superultragrandpastorplustadiousdomicio".....
..."I like Infinite pastor - however I also like ULTRAGRANDMASTERPASTORPLUS! However I would have to agree with abby about the look of the letterhead."......

internuncio....I cite these posts as examples of "nonsense". Is it really so bad to make a joke? Because if so, you might want to use your big scary foundation voice and tell these posters what they should and should not say..... Or are you just opposed to my efforts at making jokes? The paticular joke I told, has relevance for any of the kids on here who spent time around Rosa Parrish; it was an old joke from the ridge that we used to tell all the time. Maybe you just didn't get it?.....But some of us did.
When you first made your appearence on this board; I really liked what you had to say, and the passion and drive you showed. But now this last post of yours just looks petty and childish.
Who are you to police what someone, on the same side you are on, has to say? Or to decide who's jokes are permissable and who's are not. Sorry, but unlike phony's cult, a person does not get to dictate what others are allowed to say.
Am I wrong.....or am I right?
Yes or No.

[christophr19]

One more thought on this subject.
If we were all in a room talking face to face, would you still have the nerve to try and "reprove" me? Or, are you only able to do so when you are behind your keyboard? Honestly??
Cause I would. Ask those who know me, they will tell you, that what I say on here, I would say face to face; without spite, or malice...just matter of factly.

And to habadasher....once again, I say to you. Who are you? And what connection do you have to the cult????

[smitty]

Saw your above post Chris.I'd say I agree w/ you on this one.BTW Habadasher is an long-time bro.who used to be in Nashville. Oh as long as all the other names have been spoken for, I'm calling dibbs on Galactic,Mulit-Dimensional AlternateRealities Pastorhttp://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/lol.gif

[daddys_gurl]

Hey Chris
Although we often disagree on many topics I must admit I LMAO when I read that post about Rosa.
internuncio: I guess you had to be one of the "kids" to get that. He meant no harm I'm sure.
You know, after we left the church the Parish's came and lived w/us for awhile (wayyy too long in my opinion, but my dad is nice like that) and she used to DRIVE ME NUTS w/that - Beelee luf me soooo mush - stuff. Rose.....am I right or what??
And why did she allow her son to marry a little girl anyway?? If she didn't do a stupid thing like that maybe we wouldn't make fun of her.........ok maybe we would
Chris.......good one!!

[no_stoppin_me]

One thing people should remember (or at least think about)is the fact that the "kids" have a little bit different perspective of the cult. We grew up there, had our childhood friends there who we were closer to than "normal" kids are to there friends. It was all we knew. We didnt get to make a choice on whether to give up our lives and live in a cult.

So, although we do share in the desire to bring a stop to Phony Alamo and despise what has become of the very place we grew up in, we cannot (and should not) forget the happy memories as well.

[hollydolly]

ya to the "adults" that were apart of the foundation--- try and remember when u were a kid out in the real world and the close friendships u may had formed....think of your best friend as a child then triple that bond and maybe the bitterness can make more sense to u. we didn't just see our friends at school or on weekends in the neighborhood weand i can't speak for every one here but i was with jeannette and lizzy almost every waking hour for the first 12 years of my life........ate every meal together even holiday meals played all day together went to school all the same classes together and chris can vouch for this i either slept at the currys or the orlandos........thats a hell of alot of time with someone don't u think? its hard to shake that feeling when everything that u ever did for the first time was with your friends.........

[internuncio]

Christopher,

Timing was my issue. People were discussing an old man violently raping little girls and then poof right in the middle you go and post a spanglish, Rosa Parish, post. I thought the place (right in the middle of a very sensative topic) you chose to make your joke and the timing was grossly inapropriate. And yes, I would have told you that right to your face. As bold as I am on my key board, you can take to the bank, I am eaqually as bold in person.

I completely understand the ties that bind all kids raised in the cult. I agree those ties should not be broken or forgotten.

No, I am not the internet police. I just was astonished at the lack of sensativity and maturity that you showed by posting that joke when and where you posted it...... that is all.

[hollydolly]

well if u want everyone on this board to respond to what your saying when you're saying it then good luck.........i would like to think that these boards are for anyone whatever they feel like posting at the time of their thinking........it really has nothing to do with what u posted before chris........maybe it was just a random thought.....chill out

[christophr19]

No, I am not the internet police. I just was astonished at the lack of sensativity and maturity that you showed by posting that joke when and where you posted it...... that is all...

Be astonished no longer! the sensitivity and maturity express doesn't stop at this station. Nope it just keeps right on goin.
Yeah, my jokes might not be the best, but at least I make them. No harm done, and no offense taken. To all, have a good night and a good BM.

[internuncio]

For those of us who have loved ones still in Alamo's house of horrors being beaten and fornicated with and being lied to on a daily basis, it is difficult at times to joke around while discussing what is going on. Please don't take it personal. This is a very tough situation for some of us who aren't as lucky as you, to have all of your loved ones out of Alamo's cult. Maybe out of respect for us, you could try to be more sensitive in the future.

I am done now with this topic. It is taking up too much time and all of the great posts prior to this are most likely being ignored by people who need to take note.

[christophr19]

Who said that all of my loved ones, and people I care about have made it out? I didn't.
I can understand and appreciate the gravity of the situation as much as anyone; however, I realize that those who are still in there will only leave of their own accord. If we were to affect some change, and got the cult closed down; do you realy think that those still inside would welcome us as their heros? More than likely, they will rail at us, and decry us blasphemous dogs....just as we used to do to the folks who, having left before us, tried to show us just how corrupt phoney is.
I am all for putting an end to the cult, but let us not fool ourselves into thinking that we will be thanked by those still inside. They have to leave on their own, or be pushed out by God...otherwise, they will not see phoney's evil for what it really is.

[hbananna]

I know there is some sort of movement in the works to get this snake out of commission. I would like to offer to help in any way I can to assist in bringing down this disgusting pervert. Someone mentioned in an earlier post that this organization is going in the tragic direction that so many before them have with the end being a massive death toll--- so that Tony’s ego can be gratified by going down in history as a martyr. It is clear that this man who calls himself a leader does not believe in God or hell so threats to him indicating that he will burn in hell probably only incite his laughter.

Please contact me for any support needed to bring this monster to justice. At his age, he doesn't have much longer to live and I for one would find comfort in knowing he is living them out in the catholic run prison system. I have no doubt he has groomed another criminal to take over once he is captured or deceased---if he doesn't poison the entire congregation to appear to be a martyr thus fulfilling his delusional prophecy.

Hannah
jhmattos@ptd.net

[hbananna]

P.S - If he is convicted of molesting children and sent to prison, he will not be welcomed with open arms like murderers and rapists are. You all know what the general prison population does to child molesters. Let's give these child victims voices through justice.

[pobox398]

To any interested posters:

Speak your mind however you like; that you are entitled to do so is not in question. Just how about considering exercising some discernment as to the appropriate threads you use to air your various posts.

It can probably be agreed that there is a time and place for everything on this message board from eye witnessed happenings, angry venting, documented facts, ‘rotflol’ humor, right down to reminiscing over by-gone-times that are treasured memories and thankfully will always be a part of us.

So let us not fall prey to the old ‘divide and conquer’ trap.

There are over 94 pages within this specific topic alone to post on. If none of them fit the bill, then why not take the initiative and start one that does – these liberties can be virtually endless. Lets get beyond the harmful 'friendly fire' used to champion distilled ‘vinegar-and-pis’ drivel which is futile to address any further at the expense of derailing the monstrous issues at hand.

If the shoe fits, wear it.

[pobox398]

Make no mistake, these are the issues at hand:

That Tony Alamo aka Bernie Lazar Hoffman is a convicted felon proclaiming himself as World Pastor, setting himself up as the infallible despotic spiritual leader of duped, ill-informed, cultic followers (‘sheeple’ being deprived of their most basic freedoms) <u>and their unprotected children</u>, along with a handful of cursed and demented, willing minions (wolves) doing Tony Alamo aka Bernie Lazar Hoffman’s psychotic, controlling, dirty work, as Tony Alamo aka Bernie Lazar Hoffman lives as sumptuously as possible off <u>all</u> their labors, all the while professing to be a holy man of God – blasphemous!

read on...

That Tony Alamo aka Bernie Lazar Hoffman is ungodly no longer following the ways of the Lord – (see also John III: v.9-11) all the while professing to be a holy man of God – blasphemous!

That Tony Alamo aka Bernie Lazar Hoffman is full of evil and backslidden (refuses to subject himself to God’s holy word – no longer willing or able to be admonished even through ordained scripture) all the while professing to be a holy man of God – blasphemous!

That Tony Alamo aka Bernie Lazar Hoffman is a pedophile (raping, molesting &amp; fondling young female children) all the while professing to be a holy man of God – blasphemous!

That Tony Alamo aka Bernie Lazar Hoffman is an abuser of mankind (condones and ‘gives’ young female children over to other men to satisfy their perverted sexual cravings under the guise of so-called marriages that are illicit and damaging travesties against these young souls) all the while professing to be a holy man of God – blasphemous!

That Tony Alamo aka Bernie Lazar Hoffman is a polygamist / whoremonger, take your pick – all the while professing to be a holy man of God – blasphemous!

That Tony Alamo aka Bernie Lazar Hoffman is a striker (ordering the brutal beatings of countless men, women, and children for well over 25 years and in some instances administering the beatings himself) all the while professing to be a holy man of God – blasphemous!

That Tony Alamo aka Bernie Lazar Hoffman is a thief (stealing and using Harvey Cochran's ID while callously leaving him to die in a convalescent home alone) all the while professing to be a holy man of God – blasphemous!

That Tony Alamo aka Bernie Lazar Hoffman is a liar (habitually denies statements he’s made – continually having tape recordings evidencing this proof systematically erased) all the while professing to be a holy man of God – blasphemous!

That Tony Alamo aka Bernie Lazar Hoffman is a plagiarist (claiming authorship of Fred John Meldau’s the Messiah Book) all the while professing to be a holy man of God – blasphemous!

That Tony Alamo aka Bernie Lazar Hoffman is a user of profane demeaning language completely unacceptable in a Christian, all the while professing to be a holy man of God – blasphemous!

That Tony Alamo aka Bernie Lazar Hoffman is a drunkard and wine bibber all the while professing to be a holy man of God – blasphemous!

That Tony Alamo aka Bernie Lazar Hoffman is a false prophet, all the while professing to be a holy man of God – blasphemous!

And this doesn’t even begin to scratch the surface of the many atrocities and offenses Tony Alamo aka Bernie Lazar Hoffman is guilty of as the-well-over-6000 posts found within this individual topic <u>Alamo Foundation</u> attest to.

Let his fall and the fall of all those who willing support his ungodly deeds begin!

[internuncio]

AMEN, AMEN, AND AMEN!
POBOX398 I LIKE THE TRUTH
AND YOU ARE A TRUTH SPEAKER!

PLEASE VISIT MORE OFTEN.
WE NEED YOUR WORDS OF WISDOM.

BLESS YOU.

[wilma]

Is anyone watching the Larry King show that's on right now, discussing polygamy??

[hollydolly]

chris probably just happened to be reading one particular thread when a thought came in his head and felt like expressing his self.........what is freedom of speech?...........lets not get too technical ok people! we all are here for a purpose fighting eachother and telling eachother what do do is simply non productive!............intermuncio------i don't think attacking chris is the way to go he has as much pain as u and really who are u to tell him how he expresses himself? lets just say what we feel and not judge ok?

[internuncio]

ROMANS 12:19
Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord.

When God pays, He pays in full!

Tony Alamo will indeed be repayed by the Lord, Himself! God has seen the offenses that have been discussed here on this board and also things that have never been uttered and it grieves Him. The cries of the children of God have come up before the Lord. Tony Alamo's days are numbered.

[iasmann]

Attention All!

As self proclaimed "INFINITLYWISESUPERULTRAGRANDMASTERPASTORPLUSON E" I will be deciding what can and cannot be posted from now on. No more nonsense posts. Of course due to my infinate wisdom nothing I say is frivolous or nonsense.

Any one not following my directives will be kicked out. OOPS, You're already out. OK then the ultimate threat... YOU'LL BE KICKED IN!!!

Just kidding of course. Even Emperor Palpatine wouldn't stoop that low.

"INFINITLYWISESUPERULTRAGRANDMASTERPASTORPLUSON E"

[iasmann]

You won't believe it. I didn't either at first but I just heard from my inside source on the latest info from the HAT (Holy Alamo Translation).

It seems that Tony has been working overtime on the BOT (Book of Tony). It contains only the mighty exploits of Tony. It's already bigger than the Old and New Testaments combined and he hasn't even gotten past the sixth grade yet. Oh that's right he never did get past the sixth grade.

Anyway within one minute of my previous post Tony went into action and changed the name of his book from BOT to BOO. BOO stands for Book of ONLYINFINITLYWISESUPERULTRAGRANDMASTERPASTORPLUSTW O.

He was very pleased with the new name BOO. He's already got a new slogan. "The cat in the HAT says BOO." He feels that it will scare people especially young girls into joining his cult.

Meanwhile, I've given up and gone back to being Brother Mann or Manster. I guess I'm just not cut out for the big leagues.

[hbananna]

I can't wait to read it!

I have decided to write my own tracts and send them out to those who are deceived. I thought it would be appropriate to title them accordingly:

<u>Tony Alamo’s Secrets
The Fugitive Pastor
The King of the Harem
Jesus said that Satan would have a Church, and he does! All are welcome to the TA Church of Debauchery.</u>

They are a more honest reflection of Tony’s recent tracts titled:

<u>The Pope's Secrets
The Fugitive Pope
The Queen of Whores
Jesus said that Satan would have a Church, Government, and Media
</u>

[no_stoppin_me]

Good one Hannah!

[internuncio]

Yes, I am from Uganda Africa. Please send me a few thousand of your beloved gospel tracts for distribution. heh-heh-heh!

Hannah, that was funny! Maybe someone really should write a few tracts exposing Alamo and we should have a wallpaper party in Texarkana and LA where Alamo likes to stay holed up with his brides. Maybe if his neighbors knew what he was up to they would begin to demand justice! Imagine that!? An interesting thought, no doubt!

[hbananna]

I am already working on the first tract: TONY ALAMO'S SECRETS. (I have some spare time this week as you might have guessed since I have been posting more frequently) I am almost finished with it. I feel very strongly that TA needs a dose of his own medicine. Thank God we live in a country that allows us the freedom of speech. I could use some help getting the tracts out to the deceived though, so if there are any volunteers who live in and around the areas the deceived are, please email me. I will post this one when it is finished.

pobox398:

Can I use your blasphemous post #42 in my literature? I would like to use the entire contents under the title BLASPHEMOUS! in one of the sections of the pamphlet.

[pobox398]

Absolutely!

[hbananna]

Well, I finished it but I have no way of getting it on here. I would like to publish it to a web page but I don't know how to do it. Anyone know how I can post it?

I could also use people's advice on perfecting it so that I can send it to a few people who need to wake up from their "fog". I am not one to take offense from criticism so all opinions are welcome.

http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/happy.gif

[hbananna]

Temporary posting.
Go to my website then to "Downloads" and download what is there (a .pdf file). I will be removing it my Monday morning (can't have clients reading it) lol
www.anexecutivesupportprofessional.com (http://www.anexecutivesupportprofessional.com)

[no_stoppin_me]

Hannah,

That is so good! I would love to wallpaper it all around TA's skanky a$$.

[raining]

hbananna
it was justin miller that was beaten 140 times, not cody miller. Justin was the adopted son of carol and carey miller.. Cody is the son of Sue &amp; Bob Miller, brother to Bobby Miller.

The 3 boys " Justin, Bobby &amp; Cody all were take by the LA Sheriff's dept because of the beating of Justin Miller

[hbananna]

Thank you, raining. This is the info I need. I will adjust for accuracy.

If there is more someone would like me to add, please let me know. I would really like to include as many details/facts as possible. (short versions).

Remember, this is only a rough draft. There is much more to do.

[saved_21570]

I am not an American hustory expert, but I believe Lafayette was a French general (minor detail). It has been years since I read it, is that what Tony put in the Popes Secrets?

Smitty, aren't you a history buff?

Yours truly, Tom

[hbananna]

Thank you, Tom.

I updated the doc this morning with some other details I received this morning through this site and emails. It is available for review. Remember that I have to remove it tonight.

Smitty, let me know about this general and I will update.

Thanks guys!

[hbananna]

BTW - to anser your question, YES.

There is alot of Rhetoric from The Pope's Secrets that was reused to describe Tony Alamo's Secrets. It just fit. Strange.
LOL

[saved_21570]

hbananna,

It is amazing how he has become a cheap plastic, stick on the dashboard, dime store image of what he says he is against. This is classic envy.

I am sure his plan would include putting up billboards across the world saying "I BEAT THE POPE" with a huge picture of Tony with his fist in the air.

For any newcomers, that is what Tony wanted to do when he had delusions of defeating The Beatles with the promotion of his own singer.

He is a legend in his own mind.

Tom

[internuncio]

"world pastor" Alamo said in a very recent radio broadcast that he has 90% blockage in his heart and has diabetes and severe gloccoma (he was admitting this to proove to the world that he could not possibly be the sex crazed lunatic exposed on FACTNET)

I say we all believe God for the other 10% of his heart to block up. Lord let Tony Alamo's reign of terror come to a sudden abrupt end!

I just hope for the sake of the wives that he is not in the middle of a sexual act when he finally croaks. That would be a nightmare for sure!

[hbananna]

where do you hear his radio broadcasts?

[cmingus]

hbananna....go to World Harvest Radio.com, look under the 'Angel 2' schedule,youll find Tony Alamo listed there with his broadcast times.

[cmingus]

hbananna ... correction ... to get to the Harvest Radio schedules, go to www.whri.com (http://www.whri.com)

[smitty]

To Hbabanna and Tom A. Yes the Marquis de Lafayette was a French nobleman who volunteered in the American Revolution. He recieved the rank of General in the Continental Army and served as an aide to Gen. Washington. He was instrumental in getting the French to side with us as allies against the Brittish (of course, Ben Franklin deserves the lion's share of the credit for getting French help.) Lafayette served honorably and was wounded at Brandywine, and commanded American troops at the Siege of Yorktown. A Good Man and a valueable officer!

[skeptik]

It's interesting that Comrade Alamo ascribed the asforementioned quote pertaining to Lafayette, as the following paragraph states that Lafayette was Catholic himself. Read the paragraph below, then check out the link for the full context.

Even more important were the many revolutionaries who were Roman
Catholic. Unlike the British, who legally forbade Catholics from
holding an officer's commission, Washington's officer corps was
notably inclusive of Catholics. A number were foreigners who came
to fight for the American effort, such as Marquis de Lafayette (a
major general and Washington's "adopted son"), Count Pulaski
(commander of artillery) and General Thadeus Kosciusko (chief
engineer). There were many native Americans as well, such as
Colonel John Fitzgerald, Washington's aide-de-camp; Captain Thomas
FitzSimons, who later signed the federal Constitution on behalf of
Pennslyvania; Brigadier General Stephen Moylan, quartermaster
general and then commander of a cavalry regiment; and Captain John
Barry of the U.S.S. <lexington>, the first American to capture a
British warship and considered the father of the U.S. Navy.
http://www.ewtn.com/library/HOMELIBR/FOF.TXT

[smitty]

Gee Skeptic,I guess this means you've captured the "history buff" title from me! http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/happy.gif

[saved_21570]

Skeptic,

Worth reading. Thanks

Tom

[skeptik]

I do like to read history, and that paragraph comes from that site that you can link to. Use a little scrutiny whenever Comrade Alamo makes reference to some historical event, do your own research and searching it out for yourself. Sure, consult the sources he's listed (if such actually do exist), but also go to the library or the internet),and see if it checks out.

He claims to have done his homework on these things, so let's find out if he really has, by us doing ours.

As for the quote by LaFayette, here it is in its alleged entirety and a link to the pages that feature it:

The famous Frenchman, the Marquis de LaFayette, stated: “It is my opinion that if the liberties of this country – the United States of America – are destroyed, it will be by the subtlety of the Roman Catholic Jesuit priests, for they are the most crafty, dangerous enemies to civil and religious liberty. They have instigated most of the wars of Europe.”

http://www.tacklingthetoughtopics.net/Eberhart/eberhart_jesuit_plots_eliz_modern_times.html

[skeptik]

Now maybe the Marquis said those things, and maybe he didn't; consider the source and context of the website on which the quote is featured and take it from there.

It takes research, and I plan to do just that, not just on Lafayette (and there'll be more to come if it's germane to what I've just listed here), but any other historical topic that Comrade Alamo likes to cover. From the Revolutionary Wars to 9/11 and all points
in between. And if I'm wrong, I'll be man enough to admit it.

Alamo, I do my homework. You'd better do yours.