ITbS A NEW RECORD

[heynow]

I posted on six threads on the Alamo Foundation foundation Factnet board in one day without metioning TA (you know what those initials stand for). Anyone able to top that?

[saved_21570]

He brought a bad name to the initials.

TA

[heynow]

Saved, I was talking about old TA not young TA.

[mixter1]

You mean the guy that fed us lies about one another to turn us against each other; pushed us to the limit; So that we might hate each other or ourselves instead of him?
The guy that reminds you of the North Korean dictator?
Who aspires to WORLD PASTOR because he's really
jealous of the Pope?
The creep that ripped off 'Messiah' and acts more like the Anti-Messiah?
The GREAT OMNIPOTENT punisher of women?
The unsurpassed Viagra pervert and psychopath?
With a mind as sharp as cement?
The guy whose soul mate is Harold_t or one of many
pseudo-righteous screen names who for all anyone knows are one and the same person?
OH MAN! The dude that can't top himself? Am I getting warm?

[phahrrrt_detector]

u b so blayzen hot
mistuh mix-mastuh
u b smowkin !!!

glad 2 c u calz iht lahk ih-tiz
Phahrrrt detecter

[worm_can_opener]

phahrrrt-

ah haz bin che kin owt awl yor poe sting 4
uh long tyme- itz aawl sew fuh knee !!!
keyp uhp da x pose-n uv da wur-uld pur vurt !!

werm can ohp-ner

[alanb]

Imitation IS the sincerest form of flattery!

Bravo Claudia!

[worm_can_opener]

Alan- I had wanted to do that one for a lonngggg time!! whoever Phahrrrt is, they just crack me up so bad ! the humor is unique, and you have to read it carefully, slowly, deciphering one word at a time- they sarcastically BLAST the PERV to PIECES !! that sissy reprobate must LOATHE those posts !! people, in general, HATE to be made fun of-how much more the "world dopus" at the very time he's been tightening the rope around his neck !! LOL Worm

[phahrrrt_detector]

werm
how did u lahrn
2 du dat ?!
r der mo ov uz ?!!
du we meat sumwhare ?!!!

we show b killun spede reedurz { ; ^ ] )
Phahrrrt detecter

[jackrussell]

What God has joined together, let no man put asunder, although Tony Alamo tried to divide and conquer to the best of his satanic ability. He(Jesus) is risen! After the sheep is scattered about, who would of dreamed after almost 40 years of Alamos' progressive rampage and soul seeking destruction, there would be a coming together once again of a potpouri of such a varied cast of illustrious characters washed in the blood of Jesus which no man taketh away! This is waaaayyy cool!

[heynow]

Wut U got har is a buncha doz foundashun folks a postin in da lingo we can awl unnnerstan.

Itz easy to read an U won git fuzed,

BS detector

[worm_can_opener]

Phahrrrt detector,
uh cors wee b meatin sum-wear, bi d grayse o God we b hav'n d fack nhet 2 meat, n goof ahn duh pree chun ped oh file !! worm

[saved_21570]

Jack,

Amen, to that. I, as so many, had taken the good that I had received and gone on with the Lord. I had put the evil far behind me.

I never dreamed there would be a coming together of such wonderful brothers and sisters. It looks like alot of the chaff got left behind.

The Lord says,
"By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another." Joh 13:35

It is more than a little ironic. The love we had for each other, (as members of the body of Christ), was never allowed to be freely manifest, in the place where we all had given our lives to serve him. Yet, this is what pleases God the most.

[heynow]

Better get crakin' you got a long way before you match the record. Better yet; buy a dictionary.