Tracts and Whatnot

[alanb]

Thought it would be a good idea to have one place with all the tracts and rantings and ravings of the pervert. Upload any you might have or search em out online.
NOT that any of us want to read em, but for the strangers who visit here, they can get a good idea of the madness of the man

[alanb]

Since all of the tracts are WAY TO LONG, I'll start off with some links to ones I have found.


http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com/hardtruth/intolerance.htm

[alanb]

http://secularlife.org/new/nutwatch/index.php?nut=4

[alanb]

Not a tract, but interesting site nonetheless:

http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=7272149

[alanb]

It's a slow day today. Lots of time to dig..

http://podcasterworld.com/podsite/main/show/3548?page=12

[alanb]

http://www.blubrry.com/programs/2087/alamo/

[floridian]

Have you concidered that old fashion sinners prayer alanb? I hope so,what will it profit you for all your good intentions alanb to Find out that there is a God,why take chance with your one and only soul alanb,here is that sinners prayer say it and mean it to God, MY LORD AND MY GOD,HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL A SINNER,I BELIEVE THAT JESUS CHRIST IS THE SON OF THE LIVING GOD. I BELIEVE THAT HE DIED ON THE CROSS AND SHED BLOOD FOR THE FORGIVENESS OF ALL MY SINS. I BELIEVE THAT GOD RAISED JESUS FROM THE DEAD BY THE POWER OF THE HOLY GHOST. I OPEN UP THE DOOR OF MY HEART AND I INVITE YOU INTO MY HEART LORD JESUS. WASH ALL MY SINS AWAY IN THE PRECIOUS BLOOD THAT YOU SHED FOR ME. YOU WILL NOT TURN ME AWAY LORD JESUS;YOU WILL SAVE MY SOUL.I KNOW BECAUSE YOU WORD THE BIBLE SAYS SO. YOUR WORD SAYS THAT YOU WILL TURN NO ONE AWAY AND THAT INCLUDES ME. THEREFORE I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE HEARD ME,AND I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE ANSWERED ME,AND I KNOW THAT I AM SAVED,AND I THANK YOU LORD JESUS CHRIST FOR SAVING MY SOUL..

[alanb]

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:Tony_Alamo_Christian_Church.jpg

[alanb]

http://www.answers.com/topic/tony-alamo-vocal-music-artist?cat=entertainment

[alanb]

http://www.neirr.org/alamohist.htm

[alanb]

http://music.musictnt.com/biography/sdmc_Tony_Alamo

[floridian]

How are you today Alan? o.k. I hope and my hope is that William Is doing o.k. also.Boy I tell you Alan,William sure knows that Bible,man I tell you,He has led many many good bible reading groups.I am praying for you and William.

[d_eddy]

just a little humor:
The Price of a GOOD MAN
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas
Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like
alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As
bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is
a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next
to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of
him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in
perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the
aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the
bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror
written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in
lipstick:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make
you your favorite dinner tonight.
I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the
table, eating.
Jack asks, "Son... What happened last night?" "Well, you came home after 3
A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke
it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran
into the door.
Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order
and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for
me??"
His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm
married!!"
Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time ... "Priceless!"
Life may not be the party we hoped for,
but while we`re here we should dance...

[smitty]

Nice one Don!Lol

[wellilbe]

ALAN Your the man! First time I viewed this thread. PACA doesnt get to all these either. May need to start visiting more regularly. By the way love the commercial-- Do ya want to be a PACA too?