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bork841 (bork841)
04-19-2005, 09:26 PM
What kind of delusional fantasy-land do you live in, dude? You may want to stop your fantasies about spending 5 minutes on the holodeck with 7 of 9, peek out of the bomb shelter, and get a sniff of reality.

About the only "facts" that you reported correctly have to do with Wojtyla's upbringing. Other than that your rambling incoherent diatribe against the Catholic church is Mel Gibson-esque in its conspiracy theory nature. (Maybe you better not be reading this over the internet--the Catholics could have your server bugged.)

As far as the warnings you posted by Jesus Christ, let me remind you that serious Bible scholars (not someone who runs a church out of a trailer in the Appalachins)have understood for centuries that Christ not only taught in parables but also used religious hyperbole. (For those of you uneducated Woodard-ites out there Hyperbole = exaggeration for dramatic effect.)

Or do you take Christ's words literally? If you do, I have the feeling you'd better cut off your penis and right hand for Jesus taught that it is better to cut off the hand that sins than forego the joys of heaven!

By saying not to call any man father on the earth, do you really think he was literally teaching not to use the word father to refer to anyone? What then do you call your father...Jim? Frank? Mr. Woodard?

The point is Christ was trying to get his point across to some very thick headed people (not unlike yourself). To do this he had to be dramatic and exaggerate. His meaning was: Don't follow those not affiliated with Christ or His Heavenly Father. Since Christ appointed Peter and all Popes have decended from Peter, isn't what you're putting forth refuting Christ?

Lastly, because I'm sick of trying to explain away all of your various mistakes...holohoax? Are you claiming the holocaust never happened? That is on such a moronic level that I can't even comprehend it.

Later Hater,
One in the Know