Fivefoldprophet seeks attention

[david_munson]

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Just so others can understand that fivefold is a false prophet I am addressing the issue of posts that state I have anything to do with "Cambridge Mass. or that I am also the person named Mark".

I post from Maine.
With my real name.Not Boston's suburbs.
Five,
you will speak your own discipline into action with your inane lying "prophecies".
Your attempt to lead people away from the One True living God will backfire in your face.

No one is going to follow you as you attempt to take way the individual believers priesthood and replace it with you as the intermediary between God and man.
Jesus already holds that position.

You cannot attempt to usurp the Holy Spirit's ministry in another believers life without consiquences.

And another thing Five,
there is no distance in the Spirit.
Nothing is hidden from the eyes of Him which you have to deal with.

No one need fear you because you have no power over anyone.Not even yourself.

Psalms 119:2 Blessed are they that keep his testimonies, and that seek him with the whole heart.

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[mark1124]

David, the prophet is so deceiving that perhaps he deliberately changed it to show that we are both from the Cambridge area. Just to make both of us look bad. I personally don't know what posting that stuff is all about except the man needs some serious deliverance.

And David, great post.

[mark1124]

David, I think you should have named this thread "fivefoldprophet needs deliverance". But you are right. Since I am no longer playing his game, he's getting lonely and needs somebody to condemn. That's why he has his chatroom "Prophets Here for You" or whatever it is called.

And David, don't get involved with this deceiver.

(Message edited by mark1124 on April 20, 2007)

[hombre]

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Mark1124:.....That's why he has his chatroom "Prophets Here for You" or whatever it is called. <!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>

...I think he said something like 'Prophets are standing by to take your call' .....errrr....something like that.....

..at any rate, it was one of the first and only truly humorous thing I have ever heard him say.

I would imagine that the dialogue might go something like this:

FIVER: Hello, caller, and welcome to my show...errr...I mean Gods' show....What can I ....errrrr.....God do for you today?

CALLER: Well, Mr. Fiver, I wuz wonderin' an all, how it wuz thet U gotcher call frum God, and how U knowed it wuz real an' stuff like thet.

FIVER: Well, its a long story caller, but to make it short it all began back in a little town called Memphis, Tennessee, when my Mammy, she done tol' me that I wuz gonna be an important man one day. Yes, sir. From that day forward, I put my mind toward becoming Gods' man of the hour, proclaiming truth, justice and the American way, regardless of whether the Bible got in the way or not. You see, I don't actually agree with everything that's in there, just the parts that I like...like condemning others, and pronouncing judgments whenever I don't agree with someone...and of course there's this whole Jesus in Hell thing that others think is so important, but I don't. If Kenneth Copeland said it, I believe it, and that settles it. Now, about my calling......well, what verifies me as a true prophet, is because I say that I am. That's basically all there is to it. There's no real degree or learnin' ya gotta do ta be one, ya just gotta like the work, that's all, and no one is ever gonna say that I'm not good at finding faults and persecuting other Christians to the nth degree over minute infractions, like watching the 3 stooges once in a while. Why you just gotta know that anyone whos' ever watched them is in need of repentance. So there's your answer, caller.

CALLER 2: Hey, like I was wonderin' man, could you tell me if like I'm gonna score with this really hot chick that works at my place or not?

FIVER: D*MN you to H*LL you child of darkness!

CALLER 2: ...whoa dude...don't have a coronary....I thought Jesus forgave the adulteress.....

FIVER: Well, He may have, but I'm not going to! ....I'm making the sign of the cross right now against you!

CALLER 2: .... Ok...well anyway...I thought you had powers or sumpthin...but I guess not...

FIVER: Well, that's the end of the show for today, tune in tomorrow at the same time for another exciting hour of 'Fiver, Man of the Hour'...errr... I mean 'Fiver, Gods' annointed man of the hour'...errrrhum.......

[mark1124]

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Too funny Hombre. Now THAT's anointed! (Not really. But funny anyway.)

Hombre, you did forget one thing...

The plethorium of anointed writings that the "prophet" posts from the AMA that are dripping with the anointing instead of posting what really matters...the Holy Scriptures.

You forgot to mention about the accusations for supporting a war by a certain "sinner" or his posting to a porno website, and calling a certain past president gay. And then you forgot to mention the "prophet's" atonement heresy...not the JDS heresy but that our sins are not covered under the blood because the words are not used in scripture. Maybe we shouldn't sing "Amazing Grace" because there is nothing in scripture that says that grace is amazing.

But that's ok brother Hombre. You're a good brother that has stood behind me in my victory over the false prophet. I appreciate you for encouraging me. So a little faux pax in not mentioning certain things will not warrant a prophesy or judgment from me. God bless my brother and friend, Hombre.


(Message edited by mark1124 on April 20, 2007)

[william]

Now just a doggone minute. I'll not stand by and watch you guys mock the less fortunate among us.

Just because someone is a one-shy-of-a-six-pack prophet doesn't mean he's not a human being.

You guys make me sick. I'll bet that you get your kicks sitting around and laughing at the stooges. Am I right? Didn't your momma teach you not to make sport of those who are missing a chromosome or two?

How low can you stoop? Next thing you know, you'll be snickering when someone farts. It's pathetic, what you've become. I'm ashamed for the whole lot of you.

(Message edited by william on April 20, 2007)

[mark1124]

William I love your sarcasm. Be careful because the "prophet" might levy some prophesy on you. You may end up "drying up" like I did http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/crazy.gif because I disfellowshipped the current version of Faith Assembly. Or he may post your ISP address for the world to see. http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/uhoh.gifA word to the wise is sufficient. Thus saith the....oh wait a minute here. I am not a prophet.

God bless.

(Message edited by mark1124 on April 21, 2007)

[hombre]

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WILLIAM: ......Next thing you know, you'll be snickering when someone farts.<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>

...............he who smelt it, dealt it.

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[healed]

well all this worldy and secular talk shows us how much you neo freemanites have really strayed from the path that Freeman taught. If he was here today, I could hear a rebuke coming on.

[mark1124]

Who cares?

[healed]

well thats a new twist on things. Who cares what Freeman thinks? I thought you have been argueing in his defense for the last 50 post or so.

[mark1124]

No...who cares what YOU think!

Actually Healed, you should have said something like "I smell another false prophesy coming from the factnet prophet" and I would have agreed with you there.

[hombre]

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HEALED: ......well all this worldy and secular talk shows us how much you neo freemanites have really strayed from the path that Freeman taught. If he was here today, I could hear a rebuke coming on.<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>

....seems to me like you're doing a pretty good job of it yourself.

....but then again, Hobart used to quote the 'Readers Digest' humor column quite often...you know the one: 'Humor: The Best Medicine'.

There are also times in which a humorous journey into the absurd demonstrates a thought with more efficacy than a sober rebuke.

...I may continue my activities as edgy Christian playright; and if I decide to, I will remember to give you your day in the sun too.

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[fivefoldprophet]

Mark1124

you called Joe Brenneman a Liar

unless you repent!

you think the prophesy is over? because God
took you out of Faith Assembly?
and Brenneman changed the admin code?

what you are doing to Him will turn and come on YOU!

michael

[william]

Mr Hombre,

I didn't know you were in the biz. I've got a script for you to include in your Fiver Short series.

Fiver can play Bubba. This will guarantee that Fiver gets the recognition he deserves.

Fiver's (Bubba) Travels

Scene opens with a view of the Mars landscape and a strange looking spaceship(?) has just landed.

bubba's spaceship looks just like his back porch only covered in tinfoil, his ship has just landed.
bubba's screendoor opens (background music... do, do, do, looking out my backdoor) and out walks bubba in his overalls eating a snickers candy bar.

He gazes around and looks down at his candy bar and opens back up his screen door and puts the snickers bar back inside and grabs a mars bar.

Camera lingers on bubba as he eats his mars bar and when he finishes he throws the wrapper down on the immaculate mars landscape... a few seconds go by and the camera pans from the landscape to the wrapper and finally bubba reaches down and picks up the wrapper and opens up the screen door (a couple of beer cans fall out) and throws the wrapper inside.

The screen door is loose on it's hinges so it doesn't close all of the way so bubba re-adjusts and slams it shut murmmering that he's got to get that fixed.

A few moments passes with bubba breathing in the martian air and the the camera focuses on the hound dog laying on the porch. Bubba notices ol'blue and reaches back into his screen door and grabs the roll of reynolds wrap and pulls out a piece and wraps it around blue's mid-section.

At this point bubba remembers something he had forgotten... he opens back up the screen door and struggles for a minute or two with a long pole, finally getting the last part out the door you realize there is a rebel flag attached to the end and bubba slams it into the martian landscape with a proud look on his face.

He then looks into the camera and says that the DVD's describing his travels are available by calling the 800 number and that "operations" are standing by (camera switches to a picture of an operation room at the hospital with doctors preforming an operation... a doctor looks up with a quizzical look on his face???).

The last shot captures Bubba and blue walking away from the camera, fishing pole in hand saying something like "yeah, they've discovered water up here, blue" (music in the background -- Me and you and a dog named Boo, traveling and ah living off the land.

Please understand Mr Hombre, I wrote this long before I ever heard of Fiver, but since ah was a kid, I've wanted to be in the picture show business. Maybe you can help me in my career? Please Mr Hombre?

[hombre]

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WILLIAM: .....I've got a script for you to include in your Fiver Short series......<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>

...I never said it was going to be a short series, in fact, in honor of Fivers distinguished service history, I thought that I would basically mimic his predilection toward marathon endurance runs. Hopefully, however, I can get enough interesting guest appearances to break the monotony of one rabid denunciation after another. That's also where your scenario will fit in splendidly, and offer another level or diversion from the standard talk-show format. In fact, it might make for a regular installment feature, that could address, for example, how a prophet like himself passes judgement in spite of language barriers and the like. Wouldn't that be interesting? How does one explain to ( for example ) a Mongolian, that he is going to hell because he doesn't do things the way Fiver wants him to...yet the Mongolian doesn't understand English? Skip to the next scene when someone translates Fivers message, fast break to the Mongols face, then back again to the skewered prophet ( ? ) on a lance. Perhaps the Travel Channel would like to pick it up. Of course, that wouldn't fit into my plans for a long successful run, so we'll need to hire someone who can translate, and possesses ( is it OK to say that word? ) better diplomatic skills than Fiver. The sponsorship with Reynolds Wrap would of course, be a must. Good thinking there. Imagine the possibilities....Fiver wraps up the disobedient in preparation for their roasting. That could be another angle. We'll have a periodic installment representing Fivers version of The Actors Guild Roast, where the featured guest sinner ( or saint, as available/ or as defined by the host of the show ) MUST wear an outfit comprised entirely of aluminum foil. It'll work like this. Remember the old medieval method of determining guilt, where the accused had his/her arm dipped in boiling oil?....if their arm healed, they were innocent, but if not, they were guilty. This time though, the accused will be set on fire. If they're not guilty, the aluminum foil will protect them, if not, then the problem will be solved. It''ll be just like a modern take on the Salem witch trials.
Yes, William, the possibilities are endless....fer shure.

[hombre]

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WILLIAM:.....you realize there is a rebel flag attached to the end and bubba slams it into the martian landscape with a proud look on his face. <!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>

We're gonna hafta do a rewrite on that scene. Fivers' quest for absolute definition and accuracy will demand a 'Christian' flag ( You know, that white and blue one with the cross on it that the churches drag out whenever they go to battle ), and the look on his face cannot be defined as 'proud', but rather as 'justified'; after all, he will need to have some sort of consolation being up there by himself on Mars. Oh, I forgot. He has the dog thing goin' on. In that case, we'll need to add a harmonica and a rocking chair, so that he'll have some entertainment, while he wistfully gazes up at the red sky, pretending that he is the only righteous one left.

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WILLIAM: Please understand Mr Hombre, I wrote this long before I ever heard of Fiver, but since ah was a kid, I've wanted to be in the picture show business. Maybe you can help me in my career? Please Mr Hombre?<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>

...I'll just need to be clear on one thing: Are you saying that 1.) you'd like to see Fiver on Mars, or that 2). Fiver is already, even now, on Mars, metaphorically speaking?

I need to be clear on that, and also.... the cut to the operating room? .....that was quite slapstick, and unbecoming to someone of Fivers stature. I'm afraid we'll have to cut that scene, it detracts from the sobriety of his character, and could damage the drama that is sooooo essential to his ethos.

But in answer to your query, Yes, I'll put in a good word to Spielberg at lunch tomorrow.

[william]

Mr Hombre, I'm not sure what you mean when you use those long words... m e t a p h o r i c a l l y... but ifin you are going to start messing around with my script, I'm going to need to put my foot down. I demand that I remain listed in the credits, even if you attempt to redo everything. (I bought me one of those VCRer things just so I could record my name on the TV screen.) Pretty soon I'll be able to git me a cement-pond too!

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

p.s. mother sends her love.

[mark1124]

Michael the False Prophet said this nonsense:

"Mark1124

you called Joe Brenneman a Liar

unless you repent!

you think the prophesy is over? because God
took you out of Faith Assembly?
and Brenneman changed the admin code?

what you are doing to Him will turn and come on YOU!

michael the false prophet"

Now that is comic relief. William and Hombre...you gotta write some more on this character. Maybe we need to list his comedy of errors. What da ya thin bradda Hombre?

Hmm...perhaps I should start a thread entitled "The Confusing World of Michael Marlarkey", which would start out with his false prophesies, and then his confusion about supporting Hobart Freeman, then condemning him, then supporting the current pastor of Faith Assembly. Then maybe we need to talk about his support for the JDS heresy, and then the false accusations that he made to a certain "sinner" for his visits to porno sites and supporting a war. And then maybe for his continual posting of dribble about the medical deities which nobody reads anyway.

Whatcha y'all think?

And to the false prophet of factnetmania, thus saith Mark: The reason I called him a liar was because I spoke the truth. He did. I call a spade a spade. I am an umpire. I call them like I see it. And Michael, I removed myself out of Faith Assembly. God did not. I left because they did not agree with me on the war prayer. They did not give me the benefit of the doubt. They listened to your lies and slander. Therefore...the scriptures asks this question: "Can two walk together except they be agreed?" I answered no. Since we did not agree, I broke fellowship with them. They have since invited me to their paltalk room (Rodriguez, one of the people who disagreed with the prayer) and I declined. Not until they repent.

[william]

Mr Hombre,

You said:
>>and also.... the cut to the operating room? .....that was quite slapstick, and unbecoming to someone of Fivers stature. I'm afraid we'll have to cut that scene, it detracts from the sobriety of his character, and could damage the drama that is sooooo essential to his ethos.<<

I just spoke to Larry David (sorry for seeking a second opinion) and he insists that the "operations" scene highlights Fiver's unique propensity for mis-speaking, not to mention the Freudian slips, which highlight his disdain for the AMA (as noted in his Swearing Oaths to Medical Deities series). He says it needs to stay.

By the way, can I get an advance check?

I need me a 12gauger shotgun, for squirrels and other varmints that may be a'plot'en against me.

[hombre]

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WILLIAM: .....I just spoke to Larry David (sorry for seeking a second opinion) and he insists...( blah, blah, blah...)<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>

..anyone with two first names can't be counted on for valid opinions.

That's Hollywood 101.

Secondly, don't ever rely on anyone who uses their first, middle and last names like: James Earl Ray ( Notice the double bogie ), or John Wayne Gacy, for identity, or accept candy from them.

The only exception to this, is of course, James Earl Jones, who narrated 'Roots', and is a nice man, depending upon which side of the Mason-Dixon line you live on. But even then, he also has a dark side, as demonstrated in his voice narration of the Darth Vader role in Star Wars.

It just goes to show: you can't trust people whose names appear to stutter ( 2 first names ) or those who allow their 3 names to become like a slickly twisting snake.

I think that's probably somewhere in the Bible, most likely it started with Cain Wayne Killer.

PS: Sure, I'll deduct your advance from my agent/finder fee. Let's see, that'll be 12 dollars from 2 million, five hundred thousand. Just send me the balance ( $2,499,988.00 ), and we're good to go. Hope your story sells.

[william]

Well, I was wondering about the same sort of thing about those with one rather ambiguous name... e.g. Hombre?

I guess, if I'm understanding you, I shouldn't use my name-- Wil Liam, since Liam is a familiar first name as well?

By the way, momma tells me that I should pronunciate your name Ombre, just like when you run across someone that is way beyond humble, you say umble... as in "that man is so humble he's umble.

I mean no disrespect Mr. ombre.

your umble servant,

Wil Liam (after Neelson, my favoriteist movie star!)

[hombre]

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Wil Liam: .....1.) momma tells me that I should pronunciate your name Ombre...2.) just like when you run across someone that is way beyond humble, you say umble... as in "that man is so humble he's umble. 3.) Wil Liam (after Neelson, my favoriteist movie star!)<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>

1. Mama is right. You should always listen to her.

2. Yes, it's just like my favritist commercial about Kellogs Corn Flakes: ...when these 3 guys are sitting about a table discussing what they like best about Kellogs Corn Flakes, this one guy says it's the 'e-l-l-o' in the middle of Kellogs, because it reminds him of a Brit way of saying 'Hello' as in 'ello, guvnur!' That's always the best way to pronounce things anyway when you're unsure of the proper way to do it. Witness the multitudes of examples within rap music, for example, where the words are slurred beyond normal comprehension....although I am also told that this is a sly method of deception, in case the lyrics are ever found to be subversive factors within the context of a criminal investigation, it can easily be argued that that wasn't what they said at all. This is also a clever tact for preachers who don't want to offend a variegated congregation, because the possibility of backstepping is already supplied within the format. ...OK...then...hastily moving on now that I've made enemies with everyone under 30 as well as the religious folk around the world.........( although I do believe that the subtlety may have escaped both groups ).......

[hombre]

3. .....yeah I liked him in Schindlers List, but I haven't seen him in the biography about Alfred Kinsey, noted closet masturbator, gay butt-buddy and overall drooling sex fiend. ...for some reason, I have this shortcoming of associating actors with their roles.....kind of like when God said that: 'Death and life are in the power of the tongue', and then people think that they can continue playing with words like 5 year olds, and not suffer any consequences.....so that actors become the persona that they are playing ( method acting-character projection )....or perhaps they just gravitate to the roles that they feel comfortable with....then again, maybe it's just money and they're nothing but a bunch of wh*res.

Here's an interesting quote from an interview with Liam regarding Alfred Kinsey:

Q.: Do you think that Kinsey's thoughts on homosexuality were skewered a little bit by being bisexual? We had an expert who was talking to us on Friday night who said that he over-sampled prisons, and vastly under-sampled rural areas. Do you think he was trying to push a certain agenda?

A. ( Liam Neeson) don't think he was pushing an agenda. Bear in mind that he had planned to write a whole series of books. The data he gathered from those 18 years of interviews, they used one tenth of that data to write these two enormous volumes on male and female sexuality. There's 90 percent of stuff still at Indiana University that scholars from all over the world have access to and are still using, certainly in a historical context they are. Still, the breadth and the scope of what he and his team did has not been surpassed. Yes, there was critical reaction to it, but his team did tidy up those statistics. They took away the interviews from prisoners, and the major findings that they found did not change that much, actually, certainly with the prevalence of homosexuality in society and the country. In those days it was a pathological disease, and it was a crime, and one of those things he did show was the prevalence of homosexuality, and indeed the penal code was altered because of these reports. But, you know, there's still an argument, there's still ten states that outlaw premarital sex, and many more states where adultery is still outlawed and a crime.

See the rest of the interview HERE:

http://www.blackfilm.com/20041105/features/liamneeson.shtml

...the whole Hollywood thing brings up a multitude of ethical/moral issues. I won't watch films with certain actors and actresses in them because of their stance on political and/or religious issues.
..perhaps you saw the whole Sundance bizarreness, in which critics praised a film which portrayed b*stiality as simply another 'lifestyle choice'.

...but we're getting off-topic now, because we're discussing things other than the attention deficit problem we're trying to address, and plus we haven't even had one railing accusation in this thread yet against HEF, FA and Divine Healing.

[mark1124]

Well, I like to squeeze as much of the lemon juice out of the lemon as possible ya know.

And I will remain as umble as possible whilst doing it.

I shall now retreat to my behind the scenes role and let ya two acteers do ya thin. Ya two would be great in Hollerwood.

[hombre]

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Well, they've made a movie about Hombre already... I'm just hoping for a trip to Dollywood.<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>

...and I'm not even getting residuals......BTW: who played my part?......Clint Eastwood or Burt Lancaster? http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/lol.gif

.....we'll I wuz gonna suggest Branson, butchu R probably closer to Dollywood inyway.

[fivefoldprophet]

Christians cannot sin with the power of God in them!

1 John 3:9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him:
and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

Jesus has all power over all flesh

John 17:2 As thou hast given him power over all flesh,
that he should give eternal life to as many as thou hast given him.

By Faith Christians receive Power

John 1:12 But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God,
even to them that believe on his name:


by Faith Christians use power

Luke 10:19 Behold, I give unto you power to tread on serpents and scorpions,
and over all the power of the enemy:
and nothing shall by any means hurt you.

brethren that sin have a form of godliness that denies the power and a soul of death

2 Tim. 3:5 (KJV) Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.

James 5:19 Brethren, if any of you do err from the truth, and one convert him;
20 Let him know, that he which converteth the sinner from the error of his way shall save a soul from death, and shall hide a multitude of sins.

carnal are unholy don’t do righteousness and are under the Law not made perfect...

Romans 8:7 (KJV) Because the carnal mind is enmity against God:
for it is not subject to the law of God, neither indeed can be.


Hebrews 7:19 (KJV) For the law made nothing perfect,
but the bringing in of a better hope did;
by the which we draw nigh unto God.




Jesus is the better hope that makes Christians perfect,,,,
those others are false , tares,, goats,, ect...
the angels are coming to gather them up

You will know them know by their fruits like some of these people posting here in this tread
calling people liars …………
………having fun posting trashy remarks , racy remarks,,,

They don’t know Jesus and have wicked spirits,,

they claim to follow Hobart Freeman but
Are blind and follow the blind ( each other)
if they don’t repent soon the Lord will come
And grind them into a powder….

Hebrews 10:38 (KJV) Now the just shall live by faith:
but if any man draw back, my soul shall have no pleasure in him.


some of these people here dont
"doeth righteousness"
and it evident in the words they write,,
they are the children of the devil.......

1 John 3:10 In this the children of God are manifest,
and the children of the devil: whosoever doeth not righteousness is not of God,
neither he that loveth not his brother.

[mark1124]

Wrong thread Michael. What happened? Did you get shaken up that you were banned on Cultbusters? I got you busted on cultbusters and I am glad I did.

I will not repent for telling the truth about liars.

[mark1124]

Maybe they are giving you a chance to repent for a change you self righteous hypocrite.

And yes, DLD was the ONLY room the preached ALL the truth. Deal with it.