Humorrhoids and other observations from pains in the hiney

[lablady2]

Thankfully, flo, Kentucky has no limits on Nascar enthusiasts, Earndhart bumper stickers, tractor pulls, Tater Day float entries, cheerleaders, or bigots. Unlike the Jews, the bigots are not required to register. You can just imagine the paperwork nightmare and the tax dollars that would be required to support such an effort.

It would not bother me at all to have Mel as a next door neighbor as long as he does not ask me to babysit for his brood. I pretty much evaluate people as individuals rather than groups (God knows I don't want to be grouped with the MCM types). I assume I'm going to like each person I meet unless he or she gives me a very good reason not to.

[lablady2]

Matt: "TLCs Stacy and Clinton"....

What is it with you, miltie and md this weekend? Is there some sort of male hormonal, lunar cycle thing going on? The three of you are killin' me. Something tells me that this unholy triad should be kept apart at all costs.

I love Stacy and Clinton. I like to watch them throw all the clothes I'm presently wearing in the trash can.

[wildwood_]

Labldy & Flo...someones messing with y'alls counting...the number of proud young men in JDL in my old High School in Jefferson County Kentucky (circa let's say "Brady Bunch" era and Israel was busy...) seems to exceed that maximum considerably. Thankfully.

Ah, Mel might not want to be in such close quarters with his wife as a cave...she might be ticked...about some other things. Personally, I don't think he's any better sinner than I am...Only the Lord would recognize me if filmed in one of "hidden self" moments; sadly, for me while sober...a cave wouldn't be deep enough for me to hide...I'd need an empty oil well.

[wildwood_]

TLC Stacy & Clinton! OK, I'm watching it...but I didn't KNOW their names...just annoying girl and annoying boy and clueless victim who will be going back through the garbage can later...(although looking much better dressed while doing it). I'd call them, but I'm afraid they really do make the person throw out their old stuff...

I make my husband watch, too ...which shows the sad of television programing. No NASCAR on yet...

[flo1151]

Wild,
You realize that I have overstated my case considerably. I really hate Mel Gibson, his politics, religion and all his movies. He tried to put the moves on me in the cave. I also have to question his sexuality. He is nothing but a commie b__st--d jew hater and I am kicking him out of the cave. Since I have been around him he has done nothing but make my friends here on factnet nervous about my allegiances. I am sorry for the language and will try to do better in my next cave.

Mdillon do you have a cave to suggest?

[matt_hatter]

Hey! I am redeemed! If the Sarge has to watch, I can now admit to the Friday night date I have with the AllieCat and "What Not to Wear". God life has gotten boring....anyway, took her out on her birthday to buy a few outfits that developed into several...and I am going..."Now that blazer is just what you need to hightlight your pretty little waist.." Hey, don't laugh...KA-CHING!!! Money in the bank, baby! What a "get out of doghouse free" pass I got that day....

Loblolly, dilly, milite,and hatter would be dangerous...if and only if the sum of our IQ's would crack into the triple digits...Hey! Montgomery is real progressive now! TWO big temples and a Jewish Country Club. Those fresh bagels we used to get in Ann Arbor? Right here in the Cradle of the Confederacy!! Shalom!

Wildwood, Stacy is hot. Clinton, not so much.

[wisedove]

Hi, all!
Having to catch up-having a pretty difficult week at my home....

If there are any pray-ers out there, I could use the extra prayers for grace, patience, mercy, and for my daughter to be healed and gain the weight she has lost this past week. She is extremely underweight for her age, the doctor's are worried, mom is ALWAYS worried, and hearing them say THEY are CONCERNED doesn't help...

None of this makes sense when you don't know the history, but let's just say I am very stressed with it all right now and need prayer. (on top of having a string of symptoms related to a virus that is keeping my daughter from wanting to eat, she and my son just got braces on Wed., so that isn't helping the issue..)

On a lighter note!!!! Thanks, JIA! (you said above you liked my name...the other one was just toooooooooooooo looooooooooongggggggg! So, I took the beginning and the end of the old one to make a nice shorter one....People will think I'm a new poster!!! HEHEEhehe!

[lablady2]

Flo, you're certainly not making me nervous. I wouldn't be Jewish if I couldn't take the heat.

I was in the process of converting when "The Passion" opened. For the first time in its history, the Temple in Paducah was covered in swastikas and racist graffiti. It is a sad fact that crimes against the Jewish community rise during Holy Week, no doubt committed by a radical minority that in no way represents Christians or Christianity.

It was wonderful to see the response in Paducah. Over 300 people showed up before a Friday night service with buckets, mops, rags, spray cleaners and willing hearts. There were Lutherans, Catholics, Baptists and Non-Denominationals and Christians of every persuasion working side by side with the Jews in Paducah to clean up the mess. There were mothers and fathers who brought their children to clean up so they would learn how painful and destructive hate can be.

Afterwards, we all had a worship service together at the Temple. It was pretty special.

A couple of weeks ago the FBI again notified the Temple to be aware of possible trouble in the days to come.

I learned a long time ago that standing up for what you believe can get you in trouble. Even worse to me is the trouble you can get into when you don't stand up for what you believe.

No worries. It's all good.

[lablady2]

matt: I make killer bagels. And Challah. Started years before even thinking of converting. Maybe in the DNA.

Dangerous? That has a nice ring to it.

[lablady2]

wise: you and your family are in my prayers.

[wisedove]

thanks, lablady!http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/smile.gif

[wildwood_]

Flo...LOL. Love Mel’s eyes but understand why you'd kick him out. Sadly I did stop watching his movies long ago because they became too brutal. I never saw Braveheart. I tried to watch The Patriot, but it disturbed me. He’d become too obsessed with the brutal darkness in a man’s heart…suffering without “redemption”. I knew from a pre-release interview he gave, that I didn’t want to see the Passion of the Christ… because he stated the purpose was to concentrate on just accurately reflecting the pain of Christ’s Passion…so it would end with the tomb. My prayer is this whole episode on a personal level for Mel Gibson will put him on the “road” like Saul…to meet the joyous love of a Risen Savior. I hope this “story” has a happy ending…

As for you…unless you are in the cave because it’s a lovely cool place to be…(too darn hot here in Texas), and Kentucky caves are pretty… Come on out! (Might want to check the Doppler and see about summer thunderstorms first…)

[wildwood_]

Lablady2: I'm truly relieved to learn that Believers actually ACTED like Believers...sigh... Have you made any new blog entries lately? I've been praying for your family & you. I'm learning so much, new eyes to see.

WiseDove: Praying for you too...was wondering if you were "you"...then scrolled a bit further down...all I can say is thankyouthankyouthankyou...so much easier to type! I understand the struggle. I'm missing my Rose, she's still visiting in Kansas (of course, it's quiet here...funny I'm not happy with the continued distractions and now I'm not happy without them...must make me a MOM.) Try ICE CREAM. At least Rose ate something and it helped stop the "drop" in weight which she just had "none to spare". Of course the sugar was another issue, but our RN said "If Icecream works, go for it". Praying for you.

Matt-Hatt: "Sarge" watches...but if you ever tell him I posted that on the internet...I'm going to need a new home... He wore his new uniforn today...now looks like a "speckled hen"...the old BDUs going to be phased out by Feb'07. Guess Stacy & Clinton got to the Army's closet. No more black leather boots to polish...tell your Dad! http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/lol.gif

Hey NASCAR on SPEED now...

Yes, I did decide to split my posts...wonder where I saw this done.....guess I'm just a herd animal after all...baa baa baa (sheep sound not mule...)

[matt_hatter]

Is he wearing that computer generated camo now? YUK! My dad wore something they called 'fatigues" back then...you remember those, huh? But he did have a cool heilcopter flight suit that was bright orange.

Sarge's secret is safe, it is only out there on the WWW, but nobody's talkin'

[wisedove]

wildwood,
I wish she liked ice-cream...She has been taking pediasure for 8 years...hopefully she will drink 3-4 a day over the next week, along with food....She likes recees peanut butter cups, chocolate chip cookies (but will only eat one) So when people offer suggestions like "try a milkshake, or ice cream, or smoothie, etc.." If she won't bother with it, it makes things that more frustrating! Like I said in my email to you today, I was reminded at church that God is faithful...

God is faithful....He is our help in time of need...I seem to forget that when things get really tough.....Thank you, God, for reminding me today at church that we are to cast our cares on you, your yolk is easy, and burden is light...thank you...

[matt_hatter]

Dove: "If there are any pray-ers out there, I could use the extra prayers for grace, patience, mercy, and for my daughter to be healed and gain the weight she has lost this past week."

Prayers coming your way from Alabama---it is always the kids who get my attention...we CAN cast our cares on Him...Praise God!

[jesusisawesome]

Dove, just saw your prayer request. I will keep you and your daughter in my prayers.