Humorrhoids the SequelTurn the Other Cheek

[john_r_jones]

Alright as the Bluebird bus of Thunderlicious Bunniousty careens down the highway please don't use any epithets when they breathalize you!
We'd rather you be stereotypically nice because that's Chrisitan.

John the Bunnydist

[matt_hatter]

Miss Kitty has put a limit on us, we are only allowed to drink one of her stolen miniatures a night, that is, until we order her the extra large armadillo old lady purse.

[miltietoast]

armadillon the end of the world or a packing mdillon

[mdillon]

ah, milton, i see your reading Latrobe again tonight.

how fitting for us three humorrhoids to post right at the top as soon as Thunderous One opens it up.

Q.- how many breathalizers does it take to test the Bluebird Bunny Bus?

[matt_hatter]

without punctuation, it took me a while..but I got it! goooood one Miltie--talked to the Biscuit for an hour today---it was great.

[miltietoast]

humorroids are a lot like yankees. When they come down and go back up you can live with them. When they come down and stay they are apain in the clacker

[sameo]

ok--if you 3 humorrhoids are posting in a row...then you know Miss Kitty gotta get in here too---scoot over boys. NOW, as soon as I pick myself off the floor from passing out over on the other humorroid thread the other um..night...I'm coming after you Dilly-O & matty boy. Ping-ping! "Extra large armadillo handbag" my foot! I wanted the medium...hehe

OK--Milton! i can't say you gave me blatant love somewhere on one of these threads...but you at least did bring to Matt's attention what an insensitive clod he can be...."Miss Kitty blocking the sun!" LOL Matty----you better run!!! ping!

TO all on the other humorroid thread....I thank you for kindly stepping over me and going about your business the other night. That was truly gracious. My apologies.

Flo---um stick figures...what do they mean...well, hmm...ok...here's the thing...I'll get back with ya on that! (oy, my head....feeling faint)

[mdillon]

miltie you got a lot of yanks moving to the plateau? i'm thinking we could open a dunkindonuts on the mountain

[matt_hatter]

SameO, the miniatures are for the riders on the Bluebird. Quit cracking the seals.

[mdillon]

LAND O GOSHEN-----MISS KITTY ON BOARD!!!

[wildwood_]

Miss Kitty! If you'uns gonna class up this place...then I gotta drop in to swap "Howdys" too!

The big three I'm miffed at...just discovered Rolling Rock is a real beverage... Why was this not listed in the terminology somewhere??? Sarge now wants some RR. Based on recent Red Stripe "favorable" taste test. He inquired. How did I discover it? Word of knowledge...says I...from my, ah, "elders"... He's a Happy Man Tonight. They had an inspection today and nobody did anything terribly wrong in front of visiting "Brass".

[mdillon]

ok I asked a question earlier:
how many breathalizers does it take to test the Bluebird Bunny Bus?

Answer: One

Miss Kitty goes first and all the rest of us run like hell

[matt_hatter]

I send dilly a pic of me, Allie, and SteveO at a joint at the beach, and all he notices is the Rolling Rock wall thermometer in the background by the top shelf booze.

[mdillon]

ww-"Word of knowledge...says I...from my, ah, "elders"... "

hello wildwood- glad to assist in your discernment- hope you can be unmiffed- so sorry

[mdillon]

mattie don't be offended, i told you what an awesome fam you got, but all of a sudden I went WWMS

What Would Miltie See

[sameo]

LOL..Wildwood! What a gracious lady! hehe "class up the place!" Aw..shucks! ;-P(that's funny)

Funny post, Wildwoman..about yer' hubby and RR! that's hilarious! I'm sure hubby is relieved to have passed inspection! whew!

Dilly-O!!!! HOW you doin' tonight? :-) LOL verrrry funny...breathalizer test! You're not goin' anywhere, Marshall! If I go down...you're comin' with me!

[wildwood_]

Md: Not miffed at all, trying to tune up for my daughter's return... I tried to use my "miffed" voice on the dog, but no effect, had to go straight to mean look to get her down off the couch... I wonder if Jesus had a dog? Or possibly an armadillo...

WHAT's THAT...you noticed the RR first??? Guess that confirms one thing, you are a man.

MattHatt: WHERE's MY PICTURE FROM THE BEACH? That confirms I'm female (its all about me, me, me).

[matt_hatter]

dilly, I am dying down here, sorry Krems and all you WOFers, I can say it now, cuz it almost happened so what the hey? WWMS that is almost cussin funny...

[mdillon]

sameo i'm sameo

you're right, can't leave you behind 'cause you're gonna need someone to 'splain all that clinkin' in your purse.

oh boy, mattie, we might need back up. wildwood and sameo. i'm getting queasy

[sameo]

hey matter hatter....you know Stacy and Clinton loved my lavendar taffeta...

[sameo]

Dilly? "need back up?" huh? what am I missin?lol

[sameo]

G'night to all! am going to bed!

need back up....? huh? what's wrong w/ ol' clackerhole..i think he's skeered.

[mdillon]

yeah, 'cause you and wildwood are starting to rock the bus already and i'm afraid miltie will get slung plum out because you know how he is around bus windows

[matt_hatter]

Look, just because I have expanded my horizons past hooking defensless fish and blasting armadillos, doesn't mean I can't learn a thing or two about fashion...sammy-o as Stacy London (see I even know her last name) would say, "SHUUUT-UUUP"!!

[gah51]

Hey md -- Check your email.

[wildwood_]

Sameo...that clankin' in your purse... In Texas that could be the sound of a concealed carry weapon...do you have a permit? Might need one just for totin' a dangerous weapon: an armadillo purse, size medium. Can those be dyed...fushia?

So, the bus is NEVER going to get A/C right? OK, but if we could put the windows up, people could fall asleep and not worry about falling out....

[mdillon]

sup GAH
i checked--and yes thank mz gah i'll have another

(i am laughing out loud)

[sameo]

"an armadillo purse, size medium. Can those be dyed...fushia? " (wildwood)

Oh, girl...love that idea! hehe

What's with the hostility, Hatter? lol "Shuuut uupp?? I'm just sayin....Stacy liked MY taffeta. you sure are on the defensive..hehe

Hey Gah..long time no see....

[wildwood_]

MattHatt: From the other thread: yes, new BDU, digital, little squares, hard to focus on. Velcro everywhere. Patches & pockets slanted for easy hand access, makes strange lookin creature. There's even a dedicated "Pencil Holder" in arm. Still think they look like speckled hens...but real hats are back (berets optional). NO STARCH.
And you better know fashion, because your son is in those "teenage" years right??? Who do you want to teach him...you or MTV...(OK, really...your wife, but say she's busy...http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/happy.gif). OK Stacy's Show (don't like the other name much) Ron likes the guy "make overs" (as if civilian clothes matter at the moment...he's way out of style, guess that's why he's watching...hoping for retirement).

Sameo...If I ever see an armadillo purse again, I'm getting it for you...don't know what color it will be...but I have seen them down here!

[matt_hatter]

Tell you what Miss Kitty, I am going to get Stacy and Clinton to make Miltie a lavender taffeta tu tu. He can run up and down the bus fanning all you old gals with his MCM/Cookeville cardboard souvenier fan so you won't break into the hot flashes.

[matt_hatter]

If I ever see an armadillo purse again

WW, go look at the web site on the mad hatter thread..you can buy them there...unbelievable.

[wildwood_]

It's OK, he won't have to use the souvenier fan as long as he can do those ballet spins & turns...the tutu probably can be programed...after all we're in the year 2006.

Bless you all this evening...my poor dog want's to be let out...and is scared of the local cats (I'm not joking). So, I must go protect my confused beast. Nite all.

[wildwood_]

I will go check that thread out...I thought only Texans were that crazy...thanks.

[flo1151]

miltie,
I am turning over a new leaf. I love everybody.
Even yankees.

[40days40years]

john was your first post on this thread another slam at Mel Gibson? He flies by jet now and does not take the bus anymore. He did'nt mean to make your comeback more difficult. He is in rehab now, personally I think Danny Glover was a bad influence on him when Mel worked as a cop.

[matt_hatter]

Ok, I see we are picking up where we left off at 12:54 AM this morning...oh, Dove I've cracked 800. JIA will call me a yakky chick again sometime Monday morning.

[miltietoast]

I must have missed that pic mattie.The ones you sent me load smaller than the thumbnail.Rugged Wharehouse still has some fashionably designed windbreakers with the Rolling Rock Logo 19.99.
Dilly what about a Drunkin Donut franchise?The only Stacy I watch is the long legged wrastlin dancin Stacy on Dancing with the Stars. When does the dvd come out?

[mdillon]

miltie i'm thinking that the ushers need to wear those windbreakers at the Oct MLTS

[matt_hatter]

dilly will you tell miltie how to enlarge a pic? Better yet, go to my blog and double click the first pic you see. You will see dilly's thermometer behind my shoulder.

dilly, I am going to make them an offer for that thing next year. If they won't sell it, I am going to get Sameo to shoplift it and put it in the extra large armadillo old lady handbag.

[mdillon]

actually mattie i think you, me and milton should have a toast under that thermometer once a year. we'll get miss kitty to bartend

[miltietoast]

you are now talkin my language,will the allie cat let us sleep on the floor of that IItalun viller if we promise to throw away our empty's?

[miltietoast]

www.rollingrock.com (http://www.rollingrock.com)
dillon great idea on the jackets please send 59.99 to my paypal acct and I will buy you one

[miltietoast]

www.rollingrock.com (http://www.rollingrock.com)
dillon great idea on the jackets please send 59.99 to my paypal acct and I will buy you one

[miltietoast]

I'm still seeing double

[miltietoast]

for you history buffs
Rolling Rock
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Rolling Rock is a brand of pale lager beer. The brand is owned by Anheuser-Busch of St. Louis, Missouri.

It is distinctive in several ways. It is one of the brands of beer distributed in green glass bottles with painted, rather than printed labels.


Rolling Rock bottles showing their distinctive painted labels.The number 33 is printed on bottles of Rolling Rock. A widely beleived explanation is that prohibition was repealed in 1933. However, according to James L. Tito, once CEO of Latrobe Brewing, the 33 signifies the thirty-three words in their slogan, which are: "Rolling Rock From the glass lined tanks of Old Latrobe, we tender this premium beer for your enjoyment as a tribute to your good taste. It comes from the mountain springs to you." An executive wrote the number of words in the slogan to indicate how much space it would take on the bottle and that draft was sent to the printer. Therefore their first batch of bottles had the number 33 imprinted on them and during the Great Depression there was no reason to throw away perfectly good merchandise. This tradition is held in place by the company itself: even as the wording of the labels changes over the years (the new wording on low-carb Rock Green Light labels, for example, discussing the nutritional information), the main paragraphs are carefully structured to retain a length of 33 words.

The term pony bottle is derived from the horse on the bottle, and refers to the smaller sized 7 ounce bottle. Although the 12 ounce bottles have moved to a screw-off cap, the "ponies" retain their traditional pop-top. Some pony bottles have paper, rather than painted, labels.

Rolling Rock is considered to be something of a premium beer and has benefited greatly from the trend toward the consumption of less mainstream alcoholic beverages that has been developing in the United States since the 1970s.

From 1939 until 2006, Rolling Rock was brewed at the Latrobe Brewing Company. In May, 2006, Anheuser-Busch purchased the Rolling Rock and Rock Green Light brands from InBev. Anheuser-Busch began to brew Rolling Rock at their Newark brewery plant in New Jersey in mid July 2006. The final batch of Rolling Rock was shipped from Latrobe on July 31, 2006. Anheuser-Busch has said Rolling Rock's original pledge on the label will be preceded by these words: "To honor the tradition of this great brand, we quote from the original pledge."[1]

[miltietoast]

Rae Ann is headed to church with baby James.Me and Robert are headed to Village Kitchen and then mow Callie's yard I know Pepe Le Pew is lurking close by and is just waiting for me to get on my John Deere all by myself and alone

[mdillon]

didn't know i was going to be an usher, but hey, better to be a beerkeeper in Toast's house.

59.99 for a 19.99 jacket? with weiner skills like that you could build a mega church

[miltietoast]

Mattie three hour left on ebay RR therm at 41.00 now looks great Item number: 280012933254

[mdillon]

alright miltie, say hay to all the little Toasts for me. I've got tractor time myself today and yes I know exactly what you mean. He's there

[miltietoast]

checked my paypal mdillon everybody else has anteed up why look in weiner tradition I wanted to be the first to contribute my 59.99

[mdillon]

you gonna flash your pinky ring too?

[mdillon]

just got through with Church On The Porch with the missus. we gather every Sunday for coffee, mags, paper and pets. chillin pay homage one by one, sometimes bring offering of sweets cooked the night before- always catching up on the Family News. we’ll do an Outreach from time to time when neighbors walk by. this little burg is growing on me. I can see The End of Days from here. not too bad. not sure why I was so driven to leave this place in my youth, but I still hear the mountains calling me.

[john_r_jones]

40/40,
nah,
Mel's been punted around enuf, he's a wierd bird and I'll leave it at that. The other stuff was just being funny, I need funny these days. I think I may become a member of the porch church for a while.

John

[wisedove]

Thanks, guys...now I have a WHOLE NUTHER THREAD to catch up on today...geeeeez....how does one keep up??!!

[matt_hatter]

Just posted to you on the old one, so click a few more times...http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/biggrin.gif

[mdillon]

john- The Porch Church welcomes you. we have churches in Every Nation

md

[wisedove]

Hi, Matt! Saw your post on the other thread, and thanks! Yes, pray for God's healing power, and for a turn around with the whole feeding issues and weight loss...I am praying for her to gain the 3 pounds she lost + some...
dove

[matt_hatter]

Allie was coordinator of the feeding clinic for several years when she worked for the agency I work for...there were some real tough cases she dealt with...they had an MD, an OT, and a nutritionist on the team, in addition to her.

Can you imagine that she worked in the same building as me for 12 years? I can't believe it took me that long to run her off...

[john_r_jones]

Thanx MD!

John

[wildwood_]

Miltie: Thanks for the RR history...now I'm catching on. Hope A-Busch keeps the tradition & the taste intact must be exceptional. Maybe they will keep their pledge. They kept their promise about free entry for active duty military & dependant family to any of their Seaworld/Busch Garden Theme Parks... I didn't believe it, thought there'd be a string attached, thought it was a PR gimmick, until we did it...hmm, maybe it was PR, look what I just typed http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/blush.gif

[wisedove]

Matt, I deal with an OT, the MD, and up until last year, PT and Speach therapy with mine.....

Nutritionist would help, only a little...if they are picky and can't tolerate certain textures, tastes, etc. it's very hard...so, the docs prescribe pediasure (8years now..) we go through 3 1/2 cases a month and there is still a weight issue...Perhaps I can email your wife one day...

Things are looking up today. We just had a bad week..

Dove

[john_r_jones]

Speaking of "Porch Church" I endured a video today in Sunday school where the teach strode through Apollo's temple with some nice unsuspecting tourists/pilgrims to the holy land. He led them on a laborious journey through the road to the temple and the stone forest of pillars that had been erected there.

After his point was made that the temple was outrageously expensive and took 800 years to complete he wheeled out the commitment word and beat the hell outa the crowd. If you aren't as committed as these Pagans (apparently we're not as deluded either) to your reading of scripture and its legalistic interpretation you're not Christian, dammit!

The Asian church thrived in these quarters because they had the liberating power of the Gospel-good news preached to them by Paul. Then some horse's rear-end legalist would show up and tell them they weren't committed enough, they should be circumcised, or else face ostracism by the church in Jerusalem. I like Paul's answer in Galatians paraphrased it's the closest you'll find to codified profanity in scripture; the legalists can go to hell!

Finally, doubt lives in the shadow of faith, it sometimes tells us where there is faith lurking around the corner just out of reach of our natural ability to grasp it. The stretch to reach faith may be on the tippy-toes of doubt.

John

[40days40years]

john the guy sounds like an anti American dork, how long did it take us to get to the moon after Kennedy gave his proposal? (thats far greater then that pagan temple). Cathedrals also took many, many HUNDREDS of years to complete but so what I don't have that long. I am an American I want my burgers fast I want everything fast. I got to wait 800 years for some dorky temple they probably would ban me from anyway and I am suppose to give these guys credit and learn from them? Look at the grand things they build in Vegas in just a few years that would put that Apollo thingy to shame and in less than 50 years even that will be ripped down and replaced with something better. 800 years? hmmm? I hate it when they have some great highway/mass tranist announcement and they say it is 18 years off. That preacher is teaching an anti American heresy. If he thinks it's cool to wait 2 1/2 hours to get a meal and that shows committment more power to him that is good for him but not for me. O.K I will take my soap box away with me I was just practicing being a right wing pundit anyway. ---PS if he wants to instill guilt on these christians he needs to take lessons from MCM and should yell: see this horrible temple of filth?? I know one of you looked at a playboy! (This happened in MCM with a major MCM/EN evangelist). This guy would not make it in MCM. Yeah I feel so guilty I was not committed like these pagans who took 800 years to finish their temple. LOL!

[40days40years]

Of course john the MCM preacher at the wedding story you brought up in posts back trumps all of the above. Unbelievable.

[jesusisawesome]

Matt: ...oh, Dove I've cracked 800. JIA will call me a yakky chick again sometime Monday morning.

JIA: Now that you mention it . . . http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/rofl.gif

[jesusisawesome]

I believe you have what's called the gift of gab
http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/lol.gif

[wisedove]

Matt- OH, YEAH!@!! you think you're super COOOOL b/c you cracked 800?>>>>???

Don't worry, I'll catch up..I'll just do a lot of double dippin like md, and miltie, then I'll be RIGHT back up there....

BTW, this makes 253 + whatever is to the left with my new name...
Dove

[jesusisawesome]

Dove, I'll donate my 358 to your cause. That brings you to a little over 600 . . . WOW, Mattie is really gifted. He still beats out 2 women combined by about 200! I think you better try some triple dipping to catch up with Speedy Gonzalez there . . .

[wisedove]

JIA,
truly appreciate the donation...trying to catch up to mattie...i tried double dippin earlier and it wouldn't let me...

Where is everyone???

[jesusisawesome]

You have a behemoth task ahead of you Dove . . . don't know where everyone is, but I think we can safely assume that Matt is NOT out chasing armadillos!

[flo1151]

wise,
Why the name change? I was fond of wiseassdove. I thought it had pinache.

Did someone from Maranatha try to tell you your old name was cursed or demon possessed.

It may not matter in the long run.

By the way what did you do with the old post numbers? Can I have them.http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/rofl.gif

Like Leo L wanting my mantle after I had left the ministry(actually happened)http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/uhoh.gif

[mdillon]

flo-"Like Leo L wanting my mantle after I had left the ministry(actually happened)"

i hope you didn't give him the one over the fireplace, or did you?

[flo1151]

I didn't give him any mantle. I thought I might need it. It is in my mini storage right now as we speak

[john_r_jones]

Over the mantle might be more appropriate.

WAB

[flo1151]

A mantle over a mantle? That is where the jackalope is, he doesn't need the mantle. HE HAS GREAT POWERS.

[john_r_jones]

I'd thought maybe the "mantlee" the mantle seeking one over the mantle ya know a matched set jackalope, jack***.

WAB

[flo1151]

Are you saying my mantle is a jack***? I would say the mite infested stuffed armadillo would be more appropriate.

[john_r_jones]

No, no, no, I'm sorry I'm not being very clear(nor clever)! The guy seeking your mantle after you left the ministry. The prospective "Mantlee" the one wanting your mantle couldn't carry your armadillo. He's the candidate for over the mantle companion to the jackalope.

WAB

[wisedove]

flo-Why the name change? http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/rofl.gif

naaahhh, I just got tired of seeing my looooonnnnggg name in my postss......so, I made a shorter one!

BTW, I am keeping my old post numbers! I'm trying to hold on to my status as an intermediate member, so I am just adding the old ones to the new!!
<font color="119911">now </font><font color="0000ff">I am practicing </font><font color="ff0000"><font face="symbol">something new...wildwood inspired me on another thread..</font><font color="000000">how did I do? </font></font>

[wisedove]

<font color="0000ff"><font size="+2">THAT wasn't </font><font color="119911">so good!!!!<font face="symbol">perhaps this is more legible..</font></font></font>

[wisedove]

<font color="0000ff"><font size="+2">THAT wasn't </font><font color="119911">so good!!!!<font face="symbol">perhaps this is more legible..</font></font></font>}}

[wisedove]

<font color="0000ff"><font size="+2"><font face="courier new,courier">Hey wildwood, </font><font color="119911">i feel a </font><font size="+1">challenge </font><font color="ffff00">comin on!</font></font></font>

[john_r_jones]

Would someone please get the key to the liquor cabinet away from them?

WAB

[john_r_jones]

Seriously though, ain't freedom good?

John

[matt_hatter]

Women, dang it. Always gotta color up the world. John, do you prefer light gray or slate, like me?

[john_r_jones]

My hair is light gray my head is like slate-the denseness not the color.

John

[j2theperson]

I'm sorry. This is all my fault. I taught them too well, and they're very fast learners.http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/uhoh.gif

[miltietoast]

unfortunately I am unteachable I am going to let my five year old grandchild teach me

[matt_hatter]

Like kids in the candy store.
Would you like skittles, fruit lifesavers, or now&amp;laters?
Matt

[40days40years]

Talking about mantles, see what jbk has unleashed on this board. Rusty Russell was visiting (my guess 1987). I wonder if it is true what Matt Hatter says that when your church is dying your options narrow and guys like Rusty are those that show up. Anyway Rusty stands up and says some of you have been unfaithfull, stand up I am kind of dumb so I did. I remember one visiting prophet who said someone has hemorhoids God wants to heal you, no one stood up that time. So since I had been questioning the ministry and had been waging war internally with all the ways this thing does not follow the <font color="ff0000">red words</font>, also I had a marvelous rusty nail counseling session earlier I decided to stand. So I stood up and got a word that I had one more chance and if I was unfaithfull my ministry would be taken from me and given to another. Well I was unfaithful at least to Maranatha in my heart again so I assumed my ministry/mantle was taken and given to another. Maybe Leo or Bill Mack got it ? I personally hope it was transferred to Bill Mack.

[coppertree]

<font face="arial,helvetica"></font>
Hi Flo, Thank you for input, it gives me some needed peace and healing. I want to ask you about, Leo and his wanting your mantle. Wildwood, will pray for him, she has such a lovely heart for him ;she knew him before Maranatha. Thank you.}

[wildwood_]

WAB: Would someone please get the key to the liquor cabinet away from them?

WW: Now, really don't you think it's prettier this way:
<font size="-2"><font color="0000ff">Would</font> </font><font size="-1"><font color="ff0000">someone</font> </font><font color="aa00aa">please</font><font size="+1"> <font color="ff6000">get</font> </font><font size="+2"><font color="ffff00">the key</font> </font><font size="+1"><font color="ff6000">to the</font></font> <font size="-1"><font color="aa00aa">liquor cabinet</font> </font><font size="-2"><font color="ff0000">away from them?</font></font>

Well, we'd just ask J2t how to get in through a back door...she has a gift for this stuff! Flowers along the bunny trail (weeds?) http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/proud.gif

[wildwood_]

And yes, I'll be praying for Leo "Butch" Lawson...tis an odd path that brought me to this board...but if I had not been praying for Butch, I wouldn't have found this place. And a very wise Mad Hatter recently "mused" about "finding that familar path is such a relief". For me, this "board", has been that familar path...reaffirming, the Joyous Faith in Jesus that I've remembered from a brief moment...was absolutely real. Butch Lawson absolutely knows this in his heart as well. He knows for a time he was with a family in Christ who loved him freely without fear and with the eyes of Jesus. Not because of who he stood next to, or a word of prophecy, or his "power"...But just because he was Butch... And Butch loved us back.

The truth sets us free, you all <u>please</u> keep speaking the truths about Leo...and as I use to tell Butch... "It will all come out in the WASH". (hmmm, may take an extra-long soak-cycle and some bleach, along with the Blood of the Lamb). Thank you all for your grace towards me and my profound "ignorance" of the last 20 years or so... Whatever Butch "Leo's" choices now...My Joy has been made full by Jesus Here Today!

[flo1151]

Coppertree,
About Leo, I never had any dealings with him that were negative. I always liked the feel of my butt being kissed. Truth is I feel I had something Leo wanted. He would never gone to the mafiosa tactics with me. My wife led his wife to the Lord and they had great respect for us.

But when we left the ministry he had dreams of coming to Austin and he needed my mantle to do so. (I don't know) But we had dinner at the world famous Salt Lick Barbecue restaurant and he asked for it. I laughed. I thought he was joking. We haven't spoken since.

[j2theperson]

Wildwood wrote:
<blockquote><hr size=0><!-quote-!><font size=1>quote:</font>

Well, we'd just ask J2t how to get in through a back door...she has a gift for this stuff!<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>
It depends on the liquor cabinet. A cheap one you could probably just force open. If it has a class front and you don't care that people know you stole the booze, you can can always break the glass and leave the shattered shards scattered around to mock those who tried to keep you sober. You could also remove/unhook the hinges; that generally works. If you want to plan ahead for the next bender, you could get a duplicate key made.

[mdillon]

i can make a new liquor cabinet(s) for anyone that has broken theirs. miss kitty signature model. not cheap but reasonable

icthus is extra

md

[matt_hatter]

Been my experience also, not cheap but reasonable. DillyO, is this the model with the large bottom cabinet?
Doc Hatter

[mdillon]

mattie, why you tryin' to get me hurt? miss kitty is as fierce as she is hilarious. plus she's packin'. this is the slimline (suck up) model but stackable depending on size of collection.

md

[matt_hatter]

Wow! As they say down here in Montgomery, "wut's the down payment?" Chester Miltie may need the one with the large bottom cabinet for the RR.

[sameo]

j2, Wildwoman, and Dovey...you have been crackin' me up. Love your art work and all the color! That's so nice for a change! ;-) &amp; glad to know someone else is around the liquor cabinet besides me. They put an alarm on mine. I can't get w/in 10 ft. of mine w/o it going off. j2-any advice?

Marshall-good man, as usual....I appreciate the sucking up. That will get you far in life. hehe

Doc Hatter-you my friend, are in the doghouse. Don't even try to talk your way out...lol badd, bad man! Ping! oops! though I agree, the large bottom might hold more. hmm....also, I've decided I DO indeed need the extra-large armadillo purse. OH, wait...I'm mad at you!

[j2theperson]

Sameo:
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They put an alarm on mine. I can't get w/in 10 ft. of mine w/o it going off. j2-any advice?<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>
You could try tilting it at a 45 degree angle. That worked for Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie Twins. Barring that, a sawed-off shotgun might do something.http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/biggrin.gif

MDillon:
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i can make a new liquor cabinet(s) for anyone that has broken theirs. miss kitty signature model. not cheap but reasonable<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>
Are yours better than the put-it-together-yourself type of furniture with the cardboard backing you have to tack on?

[mdillon]

j2-"Are yours better than the put-it-together-yourself type of furniture with the cardboard backing you have to tack on?"

no "specific" liquor cabinets here yet, but take a gander

www.markdillondesigns.com (http://www.markdillondesigns.com)

(miltie, how am I doing with my shameless promotion?)

md

[wisedove]

WOW, MD! Nice Work!!!!<font color="119911"><font face="courier new,courier"><font size="+2">I checked out your site above! Impressive!
dove</font></font></font>

[mdillon]

or you can check here (http://www.markdillondesigns.com)

HOORAY! thanks to the J2 and annelewis School of HTML

md

[wisedove]

<font color="0000ff">Oh, go right ahead, md...show-off!!

I printed their posts from somewhere, and <font size="+2">I</font> will be practicing that, next!...(NO liquor involved!!!HEHE!)

Hi, sameo!</font><font color="aa00aa">I'm likin the colors! Adds a little spice to my life...(Not that I need any!)
dove

P.S. matt, did you get my email about forwarding my pics to some of these crazy (oops, uh, friendly) folks on these threads?! if not, send me those emails and I can forward them myself..thanks!
Dove</font>

[mdillon]

thank you for your kind remarks, dove

i'm still working on the design for the <font color="ff0000">Slimline Stackable Miss Kitty Signature Model</font> liquor cabinet. miltie will help with pricing and surcharge for RR. Multiples of 10 will give discount

md

[wisedove]

http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/rofl.gif

[matt_hatter]

Yes, dove got your mail and am in process of passing it on....thanks again!

Dilly, doesn't the Slimline Stackable Miss Kitty Signature Model have casters on it?

Can Miltie and I lift the "Large Drawer on the Bottom Model"?

Do you still offer the Miss Kitty snack-pack of Southern Comfort and Crawdads with each purchase?

Will Miss Kitty ever speak to me again?

That mouth of the south cannot be tamed. She'll be back.

SameO, Sameo, where for art thou???

Matt

[mdillon]

Doc Hatter i'm gonna ease over here a bit 'cause when those saloon doors fly open, miss kitty gonna be firing in all directions.

SnakPak is a great idea. If we get enough orders we'll have us a cabinet signing at the Long Branch with Miss Kitty herself. Chester Miltie is taking pre-orders

dillyeaux

[matt_hatter]

I have searched your web site for a foot locker. I heard you make a "Miss Kitty Junk in the Trunk signature Model" but I can't find it.

I think I am getting close to being locked in it and the key thrown into the Rose Weiner boilin' pot. Ain't skeered Miss Kitty...Mildcat.

[mdillon]

mattie, you must be thinking of the Miltie Toast MoonShadowBox

perfect compartments for placing your twelver empties. hangs nicely out of a bus window

(miss kitty gonna claw your eyeballs and pour Southern Comfort on them)

dillyeaux

[matt_hatter]

(miss kitty gonna claw your eyeballs and pour Southern Comfort on them)

Hey, dilleaux, as long as I don not have to engage with Krems, I can take just about anything. Now he is insulting friends who use English as a second language. Maybe our foreign bretheren should address him in their native tongue, and he should be able to pray for interpretation. YUK!

Mattino Hattino

[ginger1]

Let's see I grew up with 5 language and can speak 3 language conversationally and fluently. And according to the Family's neuropshychologist, thats why my kids and I are having problem with the English Language.
I have problem with "academically english language" because I have too many languages growing up. LOL ! Now. my 3 kids are suffering for it , according to the Doctor, Finally , the school figure out why my kids are having difficulty with the English language. Its the MOM'S FAULT !!! LOL !

[ginger1]

Once my hubby visited a Swiss family, he is amazed that this family spoke three languages at the same time. German, French and Swiss. He was just awed by it. I said , "honey, your wife grew up the same way, English, Chinese(Fukien) , Filipino(tagalog), It is still three different languages " LOL ! And sometimes, I would also answer them when I listen to them to other two languages (Chinese-Mandarin) and (Filipino - Ilokano). All at the same time.

Trust me, its not something you would want to grow up with , now I having problems with my kids. :0

[matt_hatter]

Well, I admire anyone who is multi-lingual, as you know Ginger, Americans are some of the laziest people (guilty) when it comes to learning a foreign language. I also admire all our foreign friends who have the courage to engage on factnet. It would be an incredibly intimidating thing, in my opinion. And for Robert to write such a moving story in a non native tongue---wow, please don't worry about your grammer Robert, we are reading the story, not your syntax!

It is not the grammer I am concerned with, it is the spectrum of insight, ranging from humor to deep serious thought that I take from factnet. To critisize one's grammer or spelling takes a small person, an oafish buffoon. Ginger, you keep it up, your words come through LOUD AND CLEAR!

Matt

[miltietoast]

Matt and dilleaux who is the wide bottom for?Send prepayments to my paypal account.krems is ignoring me,I may start believing in miracles again -whostollamyhondacuzgasissohigh

[matt_hatter]

Miltie, speaking of wide bottoms, didn't we used to call Allie and RaeAnn the "Broad Bottom Sisters?" Nothing like a few kind words to get em in the mood, heh? Yeh, we are oafs, what can I say?

[john_r_jones]

Ginger down heah they speak several languages at once, some Cajuns can cuss on three continents cher!

whooee!

Matt, "Broadbottoms" huh? I hope if your Missus reads that you'll get to see her in a couple of weeks. That's when the swellin'l go down and the eyes should begin to open back up.

WAB

[matt_hatter]

John, all these women popping off in here, and now a wife on the prowl, what is a poor humble sojoner seeking truth supposed to do???

[coppertree]

<font face="arial,helvetica"></font>
hi Matt- Trying ducking, that always worked for me!}

[j2theperson]

Matt wrote:
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Well, I admire anyone who is multi-lingual, as you know Ginger, Americans are some of the laziest people (guilty) when it comes to learning a foreign language.<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>
I'm not sure it's fair to blame it on Americans' "laziness". There are practical reasons why people in other countries learn more than one language and why Americans don't. Over in Europe, the countries are the size of our individual states, and each country speaks its own language. The people regularly come into contact with people who speak a different language. For a person over there to be able to travel and do business they almost *have* to learn a different language.

The US, however, is gigantic, and we all speak the same language. We don't come into the same sort of regular contact with foreigners that Europeans do. Therefore, learning another language is not a necessity. I strongly suspect that if it starts to become a necessity, you will see more and more Americans become multilingual.

[ginger1]

I did not have a choice growing up. I grew up with a fukienese father and a fukienese-ilokano mother, in a tagalog speaking city. LOL ! SO having a chinese parents, I was forced to enter a chinese private school that teaches only mandarin-english - tagalog. I graduated my high school in a chinese private school.

if my mother side family gathers, my mother have ten siblings, everybody speaks ilokano, which forced me to understand her language.
I can't write fukienese though. But can speak it fluently. I can however write a bit of mandarin but cannot speak it , just understand it somewhat since I went to school .
So growing up is kind of confusing, so in the end both my husband and me decided to just teach our kids ENGLISH.

[ginger1]

Here is another thing, We visited my relatives back in China years ago. its amazing that I can understand their language(fukien), when they speak to each other but they cannot understand me because of my accent. None of them can understand me.

If a taiwanese speaks a fukien language, it is very difficult for me to understand because of accent.
So from china to taiwan to the philippines, even though we speak the same language, and yet we cannot or hardly understand each other. Because accent changes it.

[wisedove]

Ginger, Wow! That sounds interesting!

My fathers parents are Spanish and Italian. They met in New Orleans and married a month later. My grandmother didn't even speak English, and when they had my father, she spoke Spanish to him, and he was fluent and only knew mostly Spanish until he was 5. In a New Orleans Kindergarten, he had to have a translator. Needles to say, my grandmother now speaks both English and Spanish!

I thought you were filipino! http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/uhoh.gif sorry!

J2, it looks like another lesson is in order for how you post your fancy quotes above! (sorry, guys!)
dove

[matt_hatter]

j2 what I like about you is that you have a strong opinion and are not afraid to express it. Sadly, folks in you age bracket have none of your insight or apparent education (and I am not talking about college, etc.) The smartest man I think I ever knew was a fishing buddy who never finished high school.

This is my point---a friend of mine and I were having one our 'bantering' conversations at work--she is about your age (this conversation was all laughs and sarcasm, as you could figure it would be with me, so take it in that vein) and she said something and I replied:

"That is real bold, but you sound like the Texans at the Alamo"

Her: "What does that mean?"
Me: "You are ignorant aren't you?" (short explanation)
Her: (laughter, hands on the hips) "Well I wasn't born then and I don't think that has anything to do with me!"
Me: "Those who don't learn from the mistakes of the past are doomed to repeat them."
Her: "What's that mean?"
Me: (much laughter)"You ignorant aren't you? (groundhog day--here we go)
Her: (feigning disgust) "Talk to the hand you old fart. Now."

Point is, we are an EXTREMELY lazy bunch when it comes to education, and world stats show it over and over. Our public education system is so bad down here,I am forced to send my son to a private school just to get the kind of public education the I enjoyed.

Now I need to hear from one of the bright X'ers or Y'ers or whatever you guys call yourselves. Oh I forgot you are a highlander. Been around for centuries. LOL (the original movie with the crossed eyed french guy is on Allie's top 20 list) Your turn.
Matt

[matt_hatter]

dove:"My fathers parents are Spanish and Italian."

My folks are Slovenian and German. My Dad's Slovenian side came over to Ellis Island through his Grandfather. I get the strangest looks from the locals because of my werid last name, until I open my mouth and "thay heah me tawk".

Now..what I LOVE about the USA, we are all a bunch of mutts from the dog pound. And just like we feel when we go to the humane shelter, Our heavenly Father loves us even more. Just pass the Heinz 57!
Matt

[ginger1]

wisedove, most people thought I am filipino. Even publicly because I talk like a filipino LOL ! But I do remember when I was young, It took me a while to learn the tagalog language. I can write it down, but conversationally, it was hard. Some people that I meet thinks either I am filipino or korean, nobody can tell, one because I am darker than an average chinese. Second its the way I write and speak, its so filipino. LOL !

I had a friend who is a singaporean chinese, she too also does not understand me.

English language is the same thing, have you ever tried listening to a Scottish speaks English ? At least the British is a bit better, but Scottish ?

[matt_hatter]

Ginger, it is interesting, Aussies are the easist for me to understand--they almost have a 'twang' like I do...scottish, forget it, you are right.

Interesting info about you...thanks!

[wisedove]

Just pass the Heinz 57!

Heah, i like that!

[sameo]

Ginger, I agree. We had a house full of Scottish exchange students at our house a few years back for a party-when we hosted an exchange student from Scotland. It was really difficult to understand them. But also was a lovely sound. They were great kids! We had alot of fun w/ their accents. They were great sports and tried to learn ours too.

BTW-j2 -excellent point! From someone who is learning 3 languages currently, and soon Ginger, Mandarin Chinese.... I have excellent teachers.(&amp; had excellent teachers in school for language) Most from their native country. IN learning a foreign language it's far easier if you have neighboring countries who speak the lang. Or if you can learn it first hand in that country. Though I agree, Matt-overall our education sucks....I'm not sure that has anything to do with what she was referring to. I know firsthand what she means. How about you, Doc-you learning a foreign language?hehe

I do agree with you-that you are a lazy fool! hehe OH, man, Miss Kitty is hiking her dress up and running for the hills. You'll never catch me...

[john_r_jones]

In a Mel update for those who teeter on the brink of their existence over these thangs; Comedian Jackie Mason has come out in support of Mel, as has Jodie Foster and Film critic Michael MedVed. He is said to be a nice man to work with and his long tenure in the biz as a decent fellow to work with shouldn't be erased over one night's sin. I don't know how many folks who've come out in Mel's defense in the industry will get development deals with Disney which has Apocalypto slated for a winter release but I'm betting they hope not to have a turkey for Hannukah.

John-thankgoodnesforotherpeople'sproblems-Jones

[j2theperson]

Matt wrote:
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Point is, we are an EXTREMELY lazy bunch when it comes to education, and world stats show it over and over. Our public education system is so bad down here,I am forced to send my son to a private school just to get the kind of public education the I enjoyed.<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>
Ugh. Don't get me started on education. Having dropped out 3 times, it's safe to say I have little respect for our current educational system.

I don't know that stats are a reliable source of comparison. If you compare the educational statistics of America against those of a European country it seems to me that the stats will always be skewed because America is gigantic and European countries are small. Now, if you took England and a comparably sized portion of America, then the comparison might be fair.

The fact of the matter is, schools across the nation are not universally the same. There are very good school systems (the schools here in the Fox Cities seem decent enough), and there are absolutely terrible school systems (Los Angeles for example), and within those systems there are individual bad schools and individual good schools. I don't think it's fair to make a blanket statement that the entire population of the US is educationally lazy based on an average of all the statistics from all the schools.

Beyond that, if the American population was genuinely lazy, I'm not sure that the state of our schools would be a topic that concerns them--but it does concern them and comes up quite frequently in political discourse.

I think a lot of the problem has to do with the educational system, not with the students forced to learn under that system. Which is another reason why I don't think it's fair claim our educational difficulties are due to laziness (at least not laziness on the part of the students). In many other respects, American's are very hard-working individuals. It seems to me unreasonable to look at a person who is overall a diligent and hardworking person and claim that the one area in which they are struggling is due to their personal laziness; the very fact that they are not lazy in other areas of their life speaks against your assertion.

Finally, I simply don't think that the low degree of multilingual ability within the American population has anything to do with our educational system whatsoever. For language skills to be retained, they have to be used, and American's simply are not in the position people in other countries are to utilize a foreign language on a regular basis.

[matt_hatter]

Gosh double teamed by two smart women...I have to go get my walk in--it is 100+ again--will ponder your points, both of you... as the hatter is always willing to learn. J2 I use the term "lazy" loosely--not necessarily the whole of America... we are a very industrious nation, mainly my experiences with public education, as the students have many lazy role models in the south and easily fall into that mold. So my frame of reference may be more educational, and even more specific, local education...and sameO, I hope you trip over that taffeta skirt. But you point is well taken about being around a language to speak it.

[j2theperson]

Matt wrote:
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J2 I use the term "lazy" loosely--not necessarily the whole of America... we are a very industrious nation, mainly my experiences with public education, as the students have many lazy role models in the south and easily fall into that mold.<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>
I'm not going to argue with your experience. I have heard that schools in the south tend to not be as good at those in the north. Being a Yankee who has no experience with southern culture, I have no clue why that would be.

As a student, I had several teachers who regularly put their students down--telling us that we were lazy and underachievers. I don't think this served any good purpose whatsoever. It was disrespectful and made me personally feel that no matter how hard I tried I was never good enough. Now, as an adult, I look back and strongly suspect the teachers were only doing this because they weren't very good teachers and didn't want to expend the effort of reaching and teaching the students on their own level--instead they wanted the students to change to fit their teaching style. I personally think that before students are ever accused of being lazy the teachers should look at themselves and try to figure out ways in which they can improve themselves and serve their students better.

[miltietoast]

Miltie, speaking of wide bottoms, didn't we used to call Allie and RaeAnn the "Broad Bottom Sisters?"
Well mattie all I can say is we have good taste our ladies have aged remarkably well. But you know what maranatha said,the wife is a relection of her husband. We must be really shiny.
education? I have learned and forgotten two languages Japanese and Dutch. Never have heard a tongue in those by the way,God must be angry with those people.I doubt there are many private schools in the nation that could match the public education I received in Cincinnati,OH and Schenectady,NY

[matt_hatter]

"I personally think that before students are ever accused of being lazy the teachers should look at themselves"

Exactly! I have a good friend at work...her mother passed away last year. She was over 80 and taught through the whole civil rights/integration era of the south. Ironically, some of the best teachers there ever were in the south were the black teachers of that era, who were true role models and instilled in my friend, as a student, that a teacher had a 'calling'. Sadly, the teachers of today in our public schools probably couldn't even tell me where the Alamo is.

Your insight about being called lazy and underachiever is what I am referring to I guess. I just do not see many teachers in the public sector, in my LOCAL area (and I do qualify that) who give a rat's rump about these kids. Calling them names is a cheap covering for their own laziness and poor skills.

Even sadder, the teachers and the kids of today in Montgomery are the very ones that my friend's mother fought for back in the 60's and many look at that generation as antiquated relics. Guess I am sounding like an old dude now.

Matt

[j2theperson]

Wise Dove wrote:
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J2, it looks like another lesson is in order for how you post your fancy quotes above! (sorry, guys!)<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>
I only just noticed that you asked this. Anne posted a link (http://www.factnet.org/cgi-bin/discus/discus.cgi?pg=formatting) that explains the various formatting codes that work on FACTnet.

To show you this, I am substituding the curly cupid's bow brackets }{ with the box brackets ][. To quote something the way I did above you would type out the following code:

\quote[Yul Brynner is very sexy]

Which will end up looking like this:

<blockquote><hr size=0><!-quote-!><font size=1>quote:</font>

Yul Brynner is very sexy<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>

Once again, here is a link to different formatting codes (http://www.factnet.org/cgi-bin/discus/discus.cgi?pg=formatting) that work on FACTnet. They have lots of cool things you can do like <blink>making your text blink</blink>, making special symbols <font face="symbol">®</font> &copy; <font face="symbol">Ñ</font>, and making a list: J2 likes Yul J2 likes Bogart J2 likes Drudge Does she have to pick just one?
Does that make sense?

Feel free to go wild.

[speakword2004]

home, home on the range
where John Deere and the Jackalope play
where seldom is heard a discouraging frap
and we drink rolling rocks
all through the day

[miltietoast]

J2 how am I doing
miltie likes.Nicole. Stacy .
Coulter_______________,.*Rolli____g rOCk $lushies====walleyehttp://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/triangle_right.gif CehNehDeh(canada)
speak= I like a man that makes the good confession. Heres one
\quote[Every time you burp you cheat your frap]

[miltietoast]

{}{}//()where are those damn brackets?

[miltietoast]

<font size="+1"><font color="ff0000"><u>i am seeing red</u></font></font>

[miltietoast]

<font size="+1"><font color="ff0000"><u>i am seeing red</u></font></font>

[miltietoast]

double vision

[miltietoast]

not to be confused with double portion

[miltietoast]

<blockquote><hr size=0><!-quote-!><font size=1>quote:</font>

everytime you burp you cheat your frap<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>

[miltietoast]

that's enough for one morning I am going back to bed

[speakword2004]

home, home on the range
where John Deere and the Jackalope play
where seldom is heard a discouraging frap
and we drink rolling rocks
all through the day

[speakword2004]

home, home on the range
where John Deere and the Jackalope play
where seldom is heard a discouraging frap
and we drink rolling rocks
all through the day

[mdillon]

miltie, I nominate speakword for praise and worship leader at the upcoming MLTS

[jesusisawesome]

I second that Mdillon. I nominate Miltie as the new EN Board Member.

[mdillon]

miltie, I nominate speakword for praise and worship leader at the upcoming MLTS

[speakword2004]

home, home on the range
where John Deere and the Jackalope play
where seldom is heard a discouraging frap
and we drink rolling rocks
all through the day

[john_r_jones]

Can we burp filter the mic?

I always felt bad for the folks on the range, if deer and antelope played their home it must've been a mess, or like having teenagers.
John

[miltietoast]

jia how did you post between that double T1 line poster dilly?

[jesusisawesome]

I'm not sure. Probably his post went through and he didn't realize it, and then I posted and he tried again? Only the ghost in the machine knows for sure . . .

[wisedove]

Oh, you all are funny this morning as I am recovering from turning on my morning news and seeing the CRAZINESS at the airlines....this is a nice diversion!

VERY good, Miltie!!! you are learning! now I have to practice..

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I am enjoying learning new things on factnet, like how to post quotes, and things in <font color="aa00aa">different colors <font face="symbol">fonts, and <font size="+2">sizes.</font></font></font><!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>

[wisedove]

I forget that font is nearly un-readable....
<blockquote><hr size=0><!-quote-!><font size=1>quote:</font>

<font face="courier new,courier">let me <font color="119911">try this one now...http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/smile.gif</font></font><!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>

[wisedove]

Wow! I LOVE learning!! Thanks annelewis and j2!

Speak, are you o.k.?! http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/wink.gif

well, i'm back to watching our world in distress on the a.m. news....
dovehttp://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/sad.gif

[jesusisawesome]

I just tried attaching an image, following the instructions. It didn't work. Has anyone successfully attached an image? (other than the factnet logo and different faces)

[speakword2004]

Hi guys, I am in the mountains in a place called Monk's Cowl. Watched a falconry deminstration this morning and did you know that a falcon covers its prey, when eating by circling its wings and this is called "mantling". With all the cowls and mantles I hit the hotel deck this afternoon for a quick tour through the cocktail menu. No frap-pa-chinos but lots of dacquiries and coladas. Burp! My cellphone had a few technical issues-hence the repeat choruses. I need to go pour another glass of Matt's meat marinade.

[jesusisawesome]

You're doing this from a cellphone? I am impressed!

Fraps are one of my favorite drinks, but now every time I drink one, I will be thinking of the other kind of frap . . .

[speakword2004]

frappacolada?

[ulyankee]

I second that Mdillon. I nominate Miltie as the new EN Board Member.

ROTFLOL! But he needs to wait until a seat opens up on ENC's Board, not ENM's. That's where the REAL action is. ENM is just a paltry subsidiary.

[ulyankee]

No frap-pa-chinos but lots of dacquiries and coladas. Burp!

Speak, I'd be willing to guess though there aren't drive-thru daiquiri places there like where Dove, JRJ and I call home...

It took me a couple years though to add 2+2 and figure out why there were so many sno-ball drive-thru places here as well. Sno-balls are basically virgin daiquiris for the kiddies and tee-totallers like me.

Thank you for the falconry lesson. Sounds a lot like EN, lol. No wonder why you needed a daiquiri afterwards.

(Message edited by ulyankee on August 10, 2006)

[john_r_jones]

Frapacolada? Is that what makes them foamy?

Johnacolada

[matt_hatter]

Miltie as a board member---yea---a 2X4 piece of treated lumber to get their attention.

[matt_hatter]

Miltie as a board member---yea---a 2X4 piece of treated lumber to get their attention.

[ulyankee]

is he planning to use one pulled out of someone's eye, Matt?

Or is that what tikie is doing with his blog, lol?

[mdillon]

uly-"Thank you for the falconry lesson. Sounds a lot like EN,"
uly-"is he planning to use one pulled out of someone's eye, Matt? "

ulyankee you are on a roll today. must need the comic relief from all the books your reading.

mattie along with lumber miltie will always go to meetings with one barefoot so he's ready when its time for the clackerkicking.

miltie, jia posted between my doubledip because when I click just once, my teeone posts, then goes around the world (5 min) and posts again. I hereby donate all second postings to Dove to help her catch up.

dillyeaux

[coppertree]

<font face="arial,helvetica"></font>

Hi- I think I like Uncle Miltie's choices, I would pay money to see Ann Coulter tear into EN and damage done to the church members, thru time.
Wow that would be profound !!!!!

who is Nicole or Stacy?
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[mdillon]

uly-"Thank you for the falconry lesson. Sounds a lot like EN,"
uly-"is he planning to use one pulled out of someone's eye, Matt? "

ulyankee you are on a roll today. must need the comic relief from all the books your reading.

mattie along with lumber miltie will always go to meetings with one barefoot so he's ready when its time for the clackerkicking.

miltie, jia posted between my doubledip because when I click just once, my teeone posts, then goes around the world (5 min) and posts again. I hereby donate all second postings to Dove to help her catch up.

dillyeaux

[j2theperson]

JIA wrote:
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I just tried attaching an image, following the instructions. It didn't work. Has anyone successfully attached an image? (other than the factnet logo and different faces)<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>
I tried on a couple different browsers and it didn't work either...which disappoints me because the picture I was gonna post of David Hasselhoff was, in a word, <blink><font color="ff0000">a</font><font color="ff6000">m</font><font color="ffff00">a</font><font color="119911">z</font><font color="0000ff">i</font><font color="0077aa">n</font><font color="aa00aa">g</font></blink>!

[jesusisawesome]

Ulyankee, I'm not nearly as informed and together as you . . . I'm one of those artistic, dreamy types, caught up in my own little world, and needing others to help keep my feet on the ground, and keep me updated on current events and their implications. LOL! Want to give me lessons?! Need all the help I can get . . .

This board is providing a lot of comic relief for me today.

J2, thanks. If you haven't figured it out yet, then I will give up all efforts here and now.

[ulyankee]

lol coppertree, I'll buy a ticket to that one too, and since Coulter is a CONSERVATIVE they couldn't exactly demonize her first as a heathen liberal now, could they???

[ulyankee]

jia, the world needs artistic, dreamy types too, or else God wouldn't have created them. An artless world would be just so cold and stark. Not at all the way our Lord and Creator planned it that's for sure. No goosestepping toward eternity for me!

[jesusisawesome]

Oh good . . . so he did have a reason to create me as I am . . . sometimes I wonder . . .

Frappacolada . . . LOL . . . now please don't do to the word Latte what y'all have done to frappucinos. That is another favorite drink, and I don't want to associate it with foul smells or sights . . .

[j2theperson]

ulyankee wrote:
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I'll buy a ticket to that one too, and since Coulter is a CONSERVATIVE they couldn't exactly demonize her first as a heathen liberal now, could they???<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>
Actually, they probably could. She's politically a conservative Republican, but she smokes and drinks and has sex while not married.

I bet that if she ever formed any opinion of EN it would be a positive one because she would never get involved deeply with it and would, therefore, only see the outside--which would probably seem fairly good to her.

[speakword2004]

The wireless network here is very expensive and I sneaked off to use my laptop to ask if we could start another thread as my cellphone gets a tad too excited with the longer and more colourful threads like this one. The dacquiri manager is probably going to come looking for me so bye for now. There were owls, vultures, hawks and eagles at this morning's demo. I will save it for my next sermon when I get home.

[miltietoast]

Actually, they probably could. She's politically a conservative Republican, but she smokes and drinks and has sex while not married.
sounds like your garden variety christian

coopertree asked-who is Nicole or Stacy?
nicole kidman
stacy- wrestling dancer on dancing with the stars

[wisedove]

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[wisedove]

I hereby donate all second postings to Dove to help her catch up.

<font size="+1">blue{<font face="arial,helvetica{Thanks"> Mdillon! Truly appreciate it!!!</font></font>}

<font color="aa00aa">speak-sorry for contributing to problems with your cell phone trying to handle all of </font><font color="0077aa">these colors, etc. </font><font size="-1">on this thread!....Sure, blame your phone for multiple posting of the above song! It actually reads pretty funny the way it is....(where it fell in the thread.)</font>

How do I catch up on this thing?! There's UL joining in on the fun, theres miltie dancing with the stars, there's speak owl sighting and having coladas? }<font color="ff6000">John is trying to figure out the frapacolada.... </font><font color="0077aa">JIA is trying to protect our frappacino's image!!!!</font>}}}

I'm trying to figure out how many brackets to add when I try to get a little creative....Man!

Any thing new with the terror threat that was thwarted over in London? (JRJ, are you the one who helped with the arrest of those 21 people this morning who were gonna blow up 9 planes en route to the U.S.? OR WAS IT BILL MACK???
be back later!

[matt_hatter]

John, we have a request from the head bunny to start a new hummeroids thread. I would not dare break protocol and start one myself, but on behalf of Speak, I humbly implore the WAB to consider our most sincere plea.

dilleaux, I have found that when you click "Post this message" it will post within 10 seconds, no need to wait around. Try it and see if it works for you---I just go back to the main thread board, reload the thread and it is there.

(Message edited by matt hatter on August 10, 2006)

[j2theperson]

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J2: Actually, they probably could. She's politically a conservative Republican, but she smokes and drinks and has sex while not married.
Miltie: sounds like your garden variety christian<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>
Or your garden variety EN leader for that matter.

[john_r_jones]

Wisedove I watch this development with my heart in my throat. We're spending a lot of money in places where they just move around us and using high school chemistry creates a terrible threat. I wonder if we've really learned anything in the last few years. In reality we are of course dealing with fascists in the guise of religious fanaticism. I'm reminded of General Billy Mitchell who was court martialed for suggesting that air strikes would have any effect on our naval forces and that naval airpower would ever be effective. The oddity of all of this that you and I are partially funding these groups every time we filler-up.

John

[wisedove]

john,
The oddity of all of this that you and I are partially funding these groups every time we filler-up.

<font color="aa00aa">yikes! Can I ask God to just miraculously provide for my gas? He DID charge my cell phone one day, (truly) perhaps He can just keep my tank on FULL!!!!!!</font>}

[jesusisawesome]

Dove: JIA is trying to protect our frappacino's image!

JIA: My efforts are in vain. The whole frappin deal is forever branded in my mind. I will never innocently drink a frap, ever again. I think I need inner healing.

[john_r_jones]

Since speakword isn't reduced to typing with his thumbs anymore-he can now use toes and all, I thought I'd fire-up the irreverent tent and kick the weekend off right. We need to use our posts wisely and fill in the empty spaces so they can organize us into nice and un-nice people for all the folks to see. Where is FiFi Dilly?

John

[mdillon]

O.............M..............G

why do you do this to me bunnylicious? he has been asleep for weeks quietly in the corner.....and now........oh man, what rancid breath...........whew....
be back later...got to find the harness

dillyeauxcrap

[flo1151]

is it byob? We could bring a 55 gallon barrel of purple passion.