The Speakword Memorial Gossip Rag

[john_r_jones]

Here's the rag they so richly deserve, posters are asked to please use indescretion for those lurking to have a more complete life experience. Here's to prose more titlating than a State of the Union speech, with bigger words.

Thanks!
Johnacolada

[matt_hatter]

Wow....Speak, you haven't kicked the bucket have you? "Memorial"??? Well, we will just have to get Johnny on the Spot Krems to just 'speak' life back into you...that, or some SC.

Dilly, back up to the humoroids thread--I had a hint for you to try...Matt

[jesusisawesome]

Continuing discussion from Mad Hatter thread, I'm cracking up here . . . the below are actual city names.

Flippin, AR
Hog Jaw, AR
Suckerville, ME
Hell for Certain, KY
Tightwad, MO
Square Butt, MT
Big Butt, NC
Idiot Creek, OR
and the longest odd name . . .
Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg Lake, MA - sounds like tongues

Here's the list they come from . . . some of the names should be censored . . . :

http://www.thealmightyguru.com/Pointless/Cities.html

How's that for research Ulyankee? I am an informed citizen.

I wonder what it is like to tell someone, I'm from Idiot Creek or I'm from Big Butt . . .

The good ol USA.

[matt_hatter]

LOL, I added a few more on the Hatter thread...and you are right some are not for the weak of heart...but of course, I love it!

[mdillon]

mattie fact is i've tried that and several other things outside of standing on my head and clicking with my ear (which ironically, speakword, happens after 2many daqs--go figure). I can click once, wait 10-15 secs, click off factnet, turn off computer, rewrap in original package, and then set it up again and binga banga its a double post. All I can do so far is go back in and clean up the double. I have NOT been able to achieve the infamous JIA TriplePost spinning axel with a half twist. kinda jealous really.

administrators? yoowho? tips?

hey JIA I loved that post of the towns you put up. Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg Lake, MA? Some poor soul is choking on a hot dog and they name the lake after them---cool.

dillyeaux

[jesusisawesome]

Wow, I'm famous for something!

Mdillon, I think that is a once in a lifetime feat (hopefully).

Choking on a hot dog . . . LOL! Here's the supposed translation for Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg Lake - translated Englishmen at Manchaug at the Fishing Place at the Boundary

How do they come up with these names??!!!

[wisedove]

Hey, who's trying to steal my doubleposts that dillyeaux was donatin to me???? (add 253 to whatever I have with my new name, and I am almost an advanced member, with all of those double posts dilly's given me....Don't try to educate him about not double dippin!!

[jesusisawesome]

The Madd Hatter is up to 872 now. Even with the double dipping donation, you have your work cut out to catch up Dove!

[jesusisawesome]

Have you ever been to Hill Number 1 Matt? (Actual AL name . . . leave it to them rednecks, LOL)

[mdillon]

dove-"dilly...Don't try to educate him..."

wow, dove, kinda harsh. but really, many before have failed. isn't it something, though, when you think about how God has called me to singlehandedly save publik edukashun? Yeah, I know, irony mannnnn.

Here you go dove, this double's for you.

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dillyeaux

[mdillon]

dove-"dilly...Don't try to educate him..."

wow, dove, kinda harsh. but really, many before have failed. isn't it something, though, when you think about how God has called me to singlehandedly save publik edukashun? Yeah, I know, irony mannnnn.

Here you go dove, this double's for you.

<font face="times new roman,times,roman"><font size="-2"><font color="119911">(put the gun down now miss kitty, just playin', you know i'll never be hattrick hatter)</font></font></font>

dillyeaux

[coppertree]

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Hi All Ok Speak word Memorial Page. Yes I think those white speedos and famous ribbon stick should be given their fair due !! It is about time; maybe the owls could follow that at night.

On town stuff, " I was born in Monkey's Eyebrow , and now moving up to Possum Trot !! Watch me go; make Nashvillites jealous ! You wait and see; or is that wait and hide?}

[j2theperson]

JIA:
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How do they come up with these names??!!!<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>
Too many beers I would imagine.

On a related note, I don't remember which of you crazy people told me there exists a town called Tarzan, TX, but you have given my life new purpose. I cannot die until I have visted that village.http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/rofl.gif

[john_r_jones]

I never thought I'd be talking about those two places on the www. Of course they just stopped smearing bannana flavoring on the computor keys so I'll push the right ones.

Johnacolada

[jesusisawesome]

J2, it is the cracked pot JIA that mentioned Tarzan, TX.

Coppertree, what kind of comments have you received from people when you've told them you're from Monkey's Eyebrow? Inquiring minds want to know!

[wisedove]

Hey, dillyeaux,
was not being harsh, just tryin to protect my extra posts you so humbly donated!! (I have witnesses!)

Johnacoladaaaa-
haven't rechecked the news this p.m., I just can't believe you can't even get on a plane with toothpaste even...what is this world coming to?

[coppertree]

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Hi John- I thought that bananas went thru Union City !!


J2-They don't bat an eyebrow.......of course. These are dry counties.!!}

[john_r_jones]

Well that's because there are oral hygenists who've threatened to brush people's teeth vigorously while in flight. They're whitening supremacists.

Ctree, when I was in highschool my marching band was in the Fulton Banana Parade.

Johnacolada

[jesusisawesome]

Well that's because there are oral hygenists who've threatened to brush people's teeth vigorously while in flight. They're whitening supremacists.

JIA: Johnacolada, you are too much! http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/biggrin.gif

Coppertree, you've got to be kidding . . . you're from Monkey's Eyebrow, and don't get any reaction to admitting this? I've lived in cities with boring names all of my life. Guess I need to move Eastward.

[jesusisawesome]

How about all you FactNetters outside of the U.S.? Any interesting city names?

I'm trying to be thorough in my research here Ulyankee.

[john_r_jones]

All's right in my world tonight there's preseason football-the real football, on the network I helped start all those years ago and no one to bug me about watching CSI or something on TV.

Johnacolada

P.S. I tried Johnarita instead but salting my rim was uncomfortable.

[wisedove]

They're whitening supremacists.

That's a good one, Ha ha!

Hi, coppertree! You didn't say "catching up" on this thread! That's your personal catch-phrase, (no pun intended!) I feel like you if I use it!!!

[jesusisawesome]

Salting your rim . . . won't even go there . . .

[jesusisawesome]

Hey Dove, I'm working really hard today to help you get caught up to the Mad Hatter.

[wisedove]

oooooooooohhhhhhh, I was <font size="+2">just</font> wondering what is after <font color="ff0000">advanced member,</font> when I glanced up at John's post and HE is a <font color="0000ff"><font size="+2">senior member!</font></font>

WHOA!!! Shouldn't there be some sort of CELEBRATION on HIS behalf??

Dilly, maybe he should be given me some of HIS double posts..http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/biggrin.gifhttp://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/biggrin.gif

[john_r_jones]

Senior member with Sophomoric humor. I'll be signing autographs later and the flyleaf of my new book.

Johnacolada

[jesusisawesome]

And the title of your new book is???

[jesusisawesome]

I'm signing out for the eve. Thanks for the fun today . . . KJWY

[coppertree]

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Hi Dove, I was caught up here- Thank you for your notice. This all was done in one day, in my time period , so I was up on most of this; and thankful to do so. I almost went to England this week, to see Coppergate in south west England, newer archaeology site, in middle of bronze age. I am glad , that doors were closed to me, so to speak. Pray for this good peace to continue, so we may do our good work.}

[wisedove]

Hey Dove, I'm working really hard today to help you get caught up to the Mad Hatter.
hey, JIA! THANKS! I didn't see that post earlier!!!
Chat later!

Copper-Wow! were you really about to go to ENGLAND this week?!
Cool! be back tomorrow!

[wisedove]

BTW~WHERE'S SPEAKWORD? This thread was for you, are you still at that daiquiri place????

[john_r_jones]

He's napping on the other side of the world.

Johnacolada

[matt_hatter]

huff huff huff, gotta catch that jrj, senior member...can't stand it huff huff huff

[j2theperson]

Matt:
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huff huff huff, gotta catch that jrj, senior member...can't stand it huff huff huff<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>
Don't sweat it. He was registered a whole year ago and has a little over 1,000 posts. You were registered a mere 4 months ago and are already just 25 posts shy of 900. If both your post frequencies remain the same, you will soon outstrip him.

[speakword2004]

Matt
I kicked the champagne ice bucket next to the chopper on top of the mountain this morning. John thanks for the memorial/memories.
Ha! Plebs. Suck a rolling rock. Iits all downhill from here.

[matt_hatter]

J2, an artsy chick who can run stats...do you need a college sponsor? We could get you in the Auburn school of Agriculture/Business/Graphic Design. I am calling for all to stretch beyond their natural faith and make a pledge that will be a miracle when it is met....Oh sorry...PTSD kicking in....MTLS...Dallas...helpppppp.....

Speak, please don't tell me you were wearing the white speedo on top of the mountain. Too cold for that...hehe

And J2, have you ever seen a cooler Tarzan than that swimming fool Johnny W? He was an olymipic champ BTW.

Matt

[john_r_jones]

My celebrated status as senior I think is overrated somewhere above one thousand posts the moniker changes to "Don't you have something better to do?"

johnacolada

[philiprosenthal]

Some people on the other threads said I need to participate in the chat, so I am posting here, but I don't know what to say, because I don't understand this thread. Sorry. I'm confused.

[john_r_jones]

We're having a good laugh at life and ourselves and enjoying the Jesus we see in each other. In so doing we're admiring the Father's handiwork in human beings a reflection of someone immensely loving and wise.

Johnacolada-drink up!

It's a wedding shower for the bride before the ceremony and the marriage supper of the lamb!

[miltietoast]

Salting your rim . . . won't even go there
I can pray for me cuz I still have the cravin.
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salted frappachino <!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote> phil the first step is the hardest

[matt_hatter]

"Sorry. I'm confused."

Phil, actually, you have figured it out. We all live in this wonderful world of confusion and enjoy the company of our like minded brethren. Welcome, stick around, stay confused.

John, when I reach 1000 posts, I will be Matt Hatter, Senior Member, G.aL. (get a life.)

[coppertree]

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Hi All- Welcome Phil,
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease no elongated hot mail addy here. If you look on the previous bunny trail, J2theperson gave a class on how to do that. We want everyone to be able to red the threads. thank you}

[miltietoast]

one of my daughters just explained the process of the bikini wax. i thank God I was not born a female. Lets call it frapp waxing.ouch

[lablady2]

miltie, if I had time I would love to review the birthing process with you,i.e. the 13 cm head vs. the pelvic saddle and the female's silly-putty birth canal.

Contrast this to the male patient who has a kidney stone that can only be viewed microscopically traveling down his sacred ureter. Eye hath not seen nor has ear heard the gnashing of teeth, the renting of hospital gowns, and the animal-like verbalizations that emit from this poor, tortured soul. Thank God for demerol. No, not to relieve the male from his torment but to relieve the nursing staff from theirs!

Women rock.

http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/happy.gif

[matt_hatter]

"Male patients are the biggest wimps on the planet."

AllieCat, RN

Matt (sheesh!)

[j2theperson]

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Matt wrote: J2, an artsy chick who can run stats...do you need a college sponsor? We could get you in the Auburn school of Agriculture/Business/Graphic Design.<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>
The horror! The surest way to kill me is send me back to college.http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/lol.gif
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And J2, have you ever seen a cooler Tarzan than that swimming fool Johnny W?<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>
No I haven't. On the one hand, he's freaking amazing, but on the other I'm somewhat disappointed. These movies are, so far, dealing damage to my "Tarzan Is Gay" theory. I still have two movies left to watch, but if no turnaround takes place I'm going to have to replace my old hypothesis with a new one: "Tarzan Is Mentally and Emotionally Underdeveloped". I also think there's a good chance that he's sterile if only because after 5+ years in the jungle he had to "find" a son instead of getting one the old fashioned way.

[speakword2004]

Chopper pilot said snow was 3 foot deep 6 days ago. There was nothing left this morning on Cathedral Peak. It fact it was hot up there. Glad I packed the speedo. Have not kicked the bucket-just sipped it slowly.
Thanks for the memories.

[wisedove]

speak-
glad you did not kick the bucket! I wasn't quite sure why this is a memorial thread, but oh, well! Your'e alive and kickin' , and sippin....

[matt_hatter]

"instead of getting one the old fashioned way."

You are just cracking me up. Leave my childhood hero alone!

As far as the old fashioned way, how in the heck would Jane have ANY interest in a guy pounding his chest hollering "Tarzan!" and then poking her so hard in the chest as to leave a bruise and hollering, "Jane!" One thing for sure, the guy was frustrated about something, you could tell by that yell...I am giggling so hard, I think I am going to have to pull up my office door...I am on break, btw. hehe

[j2theperson]

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matt wrote: As far as the old fashioned way, how in the heck would Jane have ANY interest in a guy pounding his chest hollering "Tarzan!" and then poking her so hard in the chest as to leave a bruise and hollering, "Jane!" One thing for sure, the guy was frustrated about something, you could tell by that yell...<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>
Yeah, I have been pondering those very question but I haven't come up with any definite conclusions...yet.

[coppertree]

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Hi J2- Have you seen Greystoke ( I think that is the name) Tarzan. Mr. Lambert plays , him. He does a meeeean monkey dance on an Edwardin table !!}

[j2theperson]

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coppertree wrote: Have you seen Greystoke ( I think that is the name) Tarzan. Mr. Lambert plays , him. He does a meeeean monkey dance on an Edwardin table !!<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>
No, I haven't. I have to watch all the Tarzan movies now. My life was so empty up until this point.http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/lol.gif

[jesusisawesome]

Ooh, J2, when you watch Greystoke, you will forget all other Tarzans that have ever existed. Skip all others, go straight to Greystoke.

[jesusisawesome]

Matt: I am giggling so hard, I think I am going to have to pull up my office door

JIA: I hope you're not out of Depends again!

[jesusisawesome]

Tarzan, The Legend of Greystoke is the title I think.

[coppertree]

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Hi JIA anD J2
Don't tell Allie, if she is the one that likes Higlander. I enjoyed the jungle scenes ; the color was grand !!}

[matt_hatter]

J2: "Yeah, I have been pondering those very question but I haven't come up with any definite conclusions...yet."

We eagerly await your conclusions on your web site.

Copper, "Greystoke" was the real deal, in all seriousness. This is as how Burroughs probably thought Tarzan came to be. Can't get past the cross-eyed french guy, though--made a good Highlander, but Tarzan...hmmm...

[matt_hatter]

JIA: I hope you're not out of Depends again!

I am heading to Walgreens even as we speak. They are on the list, along with the "Phil Bonasso Just For Men Elvis Blue Black Hair Dye". I am tired of this old gray hair. Next thing, y'all will be telling me to wipe the tapioca off my chin. Time to "champ-up" my look! Sheesh!

AllieCat and Christopher Lambert. Go figure. She's got me, what else could the old girl want?

[coppertree]

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Hi-Oh , why not tell Allie, cause I don't want her husband to hate me; as she watches, it again, and again... Lol


Phil- The thread where J2 instructions are on hot mail addy's etc. on' musings of Mad Hatter', enjoy!}

[matt_hatter]

Oh believe me Copper, she has seen Sir Greystoke hop up on the table and start his mischief several times. LOL

[jesusisawesome]

Coppertree, the jungle scenes were great. Didn't like the part where they get into evolution towards the end. The jungle scene are cool though. I've never seen Highlander.

Matt, you have to be female to understand. Keep up with the comments, and I am also going to need Depends! http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/lol.gif

[coppertree]

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Hi Matt- Ok, then you would not mind me telling you that :
1. Elvis was welsh ( Preisely mts, in Wales )

2. Elvis was a blonde; although darker blonde,,blonde nontheless.

Yes I am hopefully starting a math project,soon.}

[jesusisawesome]

I am headed out the door soon. May God watch over all of my friends here, and richly bless you with His beautiful presence and incomparable love. My heart is full when I think of you guys. Have a great weekend!

[j2theperson]

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Philip wrote: Some people on the other threads said I need to participate in the chat, so I am posting here, but I don't know what to say, because I don't understand this thread. Sorry. I'm confused.<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>
Welcome to the bunny trail spinoff. In an effort to lessen your confusion, I am going to attempt to explain what happens here.
Miltie, MDillon, and Matt fixate on alcoholic beverages--specifically Rolling Rock (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolling_Rock) Sameo flirts with them Miltie, Mdillon, and Matt talk about their friendship and living in the South I fixate on Tarzan (http://www.comics.com/comics/tarzan/index.html) and Matt Drudge (http://www.drudgereport.com/) Matt and Wildwood encourage me We all talk about our pets LabLady jokes around like one of the guys and tells funny nursing stories John doles out words of wisdom Matt spazzes out because John is a Senior Member while Matt is only an Advanced Member Speakword writes folk songs (http://www.factnet.org/discus/messages/3/23260.html?1155247401#POST326978) When not overrun by math projects Coppertree also hangs out and engages in many of the above activities AnneLewis and I provide free tutorials (http://www.factnet.org/discus/messages/3/23013.html?1155358310#POST325671) on how to format FACTnet posts (http://www.factnet.org/discus/messages/3/23013.html?1155358310#POST325728) WiseDove and Wildwood go wild (http://www.factnet.org/discus/messages/3/23013.html?1155358310#POST325735) with the information Anne and I have provided Miltie tries to go wild and fails miserably (http://www.factnet.org/discus/messages/3/23260.html?1155247401#POST326984) We all have fun

[matt_hatter]

j2, you are brilliant. How about that for encouragement!

Miltie fails miserably. What a hoot. A Tarzan yell goes out to you from all the bunnies tonight.

[j2theperson]

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Matt wrote: j2, you are brilliant. How about that for encouragement!<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>
I actually meant to say "Matt and Wildwood encourage me in my Tarzan/Drudge fixation", but I will take whatever love I can get, whether or not it involves Drudge or the Bronzed Jungle One http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/happy.gif

(Message edited by j2theperson on August 12, 2006)

[j2theperson]

I also meant to add
I flagrantly forget to mention JIA or Ulyankee in my recap of bunny trail shenanigans

[speakword2004]

Folk songs?
I also play Bluegrass on the banjo in my head. You also forgot to note that Matt gives movie reviews on the latest Magic Latern Shows that premiere in his redneck of the woods.

[john_r_jones]

The theme from Deliverance?

John

[speakword2004]

You hear it too? My 5 year old has been quizzing us for the last 2 days on
demonology. Interesting to hear him ask such probing stuff.
For some reason Shirley Bassey's Goldfinger is the tune in head now this morning. Probably because I wanted to give another poster on another thread the finger . If he crawls up any higher he is in danger of colonic submission.The little clackermonkey!

[john_r_jones]

I've got that in my collection out in the garage, I'll go play it and think espionagey thoughts for your clakermonkey mission. Or I could play the theme from "Get Smart"

J007hn

"Do you expect me to talk? Nooo Mr Bond I expect you to die!"

[mdillon]

J2-"Miltie, MDillon, and Matt fixate on alcoholic beverages--specifically Rolling Rock"

e.g. "miltie you better fixate or nine of those RR slushies because sameo said she was coming right over."

dillyeaux

[mdillon]

john and speak,

speaking of clackermonkeys (god i love that word) i lurk over there at all the hooha where it takes me a femtosecond to get my full of the Law and i just gotta find my way back to a bunny trail. i feel like over here we're like the lepers outside the gate. can't see being anywhere else, but I do love the notion of a driveby Goldfinger every now and then.

dillyeaux

[john_r_jones]

Claker monkeys reminds me of the wind up toys that spazz on a drum or a cymbal. Of course the Bruce Almighty clakermonkeys are the best! If only I could do that!

Johnalmighty

[john_r_jones]

Kitties (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu2WL8jfL5Q)

from meow to you
John

[john_r_jones]

For cat fans! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wo9oavlMOg)

Meouch
John

[john_r_jones]

And finally for the men (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaUoGvQl-jE) at their best!

call me a cab!
You're a cab!
bye

[mdillon]

speak, i had to post up a prayer for the EN leaders over there, i hope you understand.

jrj--god those clips were hilarious. btw, been a brookers fan for awhile

dillyeaux

[matt_hatter]

John thank you for the wake up call. AllieCat and I had a good laugh. We are keeping my folks' German Shepard for a few days and Pepper has turned this noble breed into a whining wimp. A few smacks across the snout and the dog will not leave my side.

Dillyeaux, since SameO's game has been exposed, do you 'recon she has been locked in her room?

Matt

[mdillon]

ain't in her room mattie. she's on a road trip to buy up that special black powder she uses for reloading the cartridges. think i'm going out to buy some body armour today.

dillyeaux

[matt_hatter]

Hey, the body armor worked for Maurice Clarette for a little while. Have your read that whole story? What a hoot!

SameO on a road trip? Does this mean that we may promote her from head bartender to BlueBird pilot? Wow, scary thought.

Matt

[mdillon]

if sameo's the driver then you know we're headed to that village in WI with bars on every corner of the only intersection in town. just gotta make sure we get back to miltie's by oct.

dillyeaux

[mdillon]

btw J2 thanks for the Bunnypedia List above. nice work. if i might add a bit more bunnylore, there is a "western" theme based on the TV show Gunsmoke (http://www.tvland.com/shows/gunsmoke/) from when some of us were kids and others not born yet. Miss Kitty owns the Long Branch Saloon.

Here's a short list of cast of characters:

mdillon- Marshall Dillon
sameo- Miss Kitty
mattie- Doc
miltie- Chester

you can see us all here (http://www.imdb.com/gallery/mptv/1063/3470-0021.jpg?path=gallery&amp;path_key=0047736&amp;seq=7)

dillyeaux

[matt_hatter]

Is that the place where all the bikers meet up north or is that J2's hometown? Since RR is a Yankee amber delight, I am sure we will be able to find it in the land of the cheesehead.

Matt (set free from that Red Stripe swill) Hatter

[matt_hatter]

"you can see us all here"

How come I get to be the oldest?? Nice makeup SameO....love the Madonna mole.

[mdillon]

mattie that mole will move around from pic to pic, so keep an eye on it.

look, Doc was a constant presence in the Long Branch were he met with his patients, kinda like you here on the B.Trail. and maybe check with ginger but i thought i heard somewhere that "miltie" is the filipino word for "chester". dunno

dillyeaux

[mdillon]

alright Doc Hatter, its off to the shop for me, behind on the sawdust, plus i'll be double-dipping in no time. prayin' the best for SteveO this fall.

dillyeaux

[matt_hatter]

Hey, had 5 solo tackles in the intersquad scrimmage last night----put a pancake on our D1 prospect running back in the backfield. I am ready for some football!! hoo ah!

[lablady2]

"Lablady jokes around like one of the guys...."

Hmm...wondering if I should be offended or flattered. I've been told this more than once.

I'm flattered. However, I am going to go put on my Mary Kay face and a frilly blouse over the 38Cs. Okay, I'm lying. Used to be 38Cs, now 38Longs (like to see the guys compete with that one).

"We have fun..." Laughter and fun is a huge priority in my life. No doubt that God and a sense of humor were key in overcoming MCM and many trials in my life. If you can make me laugh, you are my friend.

[mdillon]

you win lablady--I'm not touching that one.



or the other one

dillyeaux

[mdillon]

you win lablady--I'm not touching that one.



or the other one

dillyeaux

[matt_hatter]

Stephen has told me I need to get Cramer's invention: "the bro" (a male bra). I just laugh--that 15 yr old chest of his that is benching 240 right now is gonna be a 38 long when HE is 50!

Since you double posted dilleaux, would that make 4 that you are not touching?

Merry heart, Lablady, 24/7, girl!

[mdillon]

you know i'm a sucker for irony, mattie. whole new meaning to doubledip, i could not resist.

dillyeaux

[matt_hatter]

We are much too old for such fixations, bra. (just a little island talk, don't get excited)

[matt_hatter]

Hey! It is officially past noon central. Time for a veggie burger and a RR! Now THAT is excitement my friends!

[40days40years]

Hey look my 1000th post! (some were double posts but what can you do?) I bet this makes me an Advanced/Senior member or something. I am willing to accept tithes from you all now, you can also wash my socks and you have the honor of serving me by buying me a NEW Mercedes. Oh and of as now I am no longer accountable I have entered into leadership. jbk my vanity plate will be GOLD$BOY.
I am ready for first class. YIPEE!http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/biggrin.gif

[matt_hatter]

Hot diggity dog! Another senior pastor. A thick gold neclace is coming your way, show it off in that Benz--we will make sure it is a convertible. Oh...don't worry about that green film on your neck, it will wash off....http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/wink.gif

[mdillon]

40 i was dying over there on the 666 post. that was beautiful. do you have any shirts i can iron?

dillyeaux

[mdillon]

40 i was dying over there on the 666 post. that was beautiful. do you have any shirts i can iron?

dillyeaux

[40days40years]

Iron? I want a new shirt please repent. 1001 dalmations not 101, onward and upward to apostlhoodlum status. I was already an advanced member I know I can go higher. I was in training last Sunday for this I watched Creflo Dollar$.

[matt_hatter]

dillyeaux, 'recon we will need to get SameO a gold-skin-turning-green-neclace? Will look good with a RR bottle. I can see it now, she shows up at MLTS and we three start a free for all, Miltie crashes his own daughter's wedding. Me, being the old dude, am out for the count, Miltie, bieng Chester the limper, goes down second, and then the Marshall, with his badge thinks he has won it all, until the pilot shows up in the MCM P-51 Mustang (with a Rosie mural on the engine cowl) and blasts you off the dirt streets of Dodge City.

The Bride and Groom say, "I do", we lick our wounds, and find the hollowed out pumpkins where Miltie has put the RR on ice to deceive all the Baptists in attendance, and we all live happily ever after.

Now that had to be one of the stupidest posts I have ever made.

[coppertree]

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Hi Matt- I can see it now, the wedding reported in the social pages, ' among the injured were...'. You should have photos also.}

[lablady2]

matt: just looks like four.http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/angry.gif

[speakword2004]

reading john's ragamuffin guru at the pool this morn' and get back to my room to read the clackerganda . . . hmm. . . wife reminded me that we were once clunkermonkeys who spoke clacker and clunker too.
Clunkermonkeys are a rank worser cause they know better.

[mdillon]

J2-"Sameo flirts with them." (miltie, mattie, mdillon)

Its more like watching someone sweet talking a rodent into a cage, plus she's the saloonkeeper and keeps her customers happy, but trust me on this one, she's a dead aim with those ivory handled pistols she's packing.

But god I LOVE IT when she talks to me this way (http://www.tvland.com/shows/gunsmoke/downloads/sounds/buy_another.wav) (courtesy of mr. sameo)


dillyeaux

[mdillon]

coppertree-"the wedding reported in the social pages, ' among the injured were...'. You should have photos also."

c-tree pics of the wedding will make the society pages. i'm afraid however that pics of a "certain few" might make the police blotter.

dillyeaux

[matt_hatter]

dillyeaux, Miss Kitty's got one of those voices that has been trained by the Southern Comfort and the Tampa Nugget Ceegar. I ain't crossing her.

[sameo]

j2 says:"SameO flirts with them."

OK, for the record..."they" flirt with her! lol

[j2theperson]

Flirting is a two way street.

[mdillon]

like you and mattie?

hehehehehe

[wisedove]

Catching up-can't stay! about to watch a late night movie....before I go, CONGRATS 40 for your new status as SENIOR member! it changed at 1001 posts!
Be back tomorrow!

hi and bye all..
dove

[sameo]

j2 says:"I am fixated on Tarzan and Matt Drudge." (SameO adds and Matt_hatter based on the number of times she has um..quoted him.)

[wisedove]

Hey, dillyeaux,
thanks for all of the double dips today!
dove

[matt_hatter]

Hey, when you post with the intelligence of a drunk monkey, what do you expect?

[mdillon]

hey dovey (is that flirting?) you're welcome

dillyeaux

[wisedove]

nah, i don't think that's flirtin! (Ask Sameo!)

bye, all again!

[sameo]

Also, if you'll notice most of the posts are from "them" calling me out. And only on rare occasions when, ok...I'm drunk from gettin' in the "SLIM stackable" (cough) liquor cabinet...do I respond back. But when I'm drrrunk I will flirt w/ anyone....even the krems...lol


Hey-whatever...if I must be "class flirt"..so be it...I do love my 3 guys. Now, let me tell you about the Marshall...hehe I've known him(real life) since we were 20 yrs old(He is um 50 now)haha...he was there when my first child was born...and I was in his wedding. HE and Mzdilly, and me and the tiguh have laughed together, cried, spent our Christmas and Thanksgiving together, spent hell in Mar together and lots more I won't divulge. Milties Mizzes and I were close friends in Maranatha...and shared a very close difficult time together. We both got engaged at the same time too. Matt hatter-&amp; Alliecat...and me and the tiguh..shared the same close friends. We are all linked together for almost 30 yrs. So..these "boys" and I go waaay back..and share intimate(respectable) experiences together...and Miss Kitty has fond affection for all 3 of them. And I am verry sensitive to having this relationship w/ them mistaken for something cheap. We all paid dearly for our friendship. And they are priceless. Marshall and I and our better halves went through Maranatha hell together...and after all this time are finally reunited. I will continue to flirt heavily. And Tiguh just sits and laughs....he know's whose King of the jungle! ;-)

[j2theperson]

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SameO said: j2 says:"I am fixated on Tarzan and Matt Drudge." (SameO adds and Matt_hatter based on the number of times she has um..quoted him.)<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>
No, no, no. As Matt himself has said (http://www.factnet.org/discus/messages/3/23438.html?1155434913#POST328097), I am like a daughter to him. True, I'm the daughter he sold to the fair, but a daughter nonetheless. (In his defense, it was for a good cause. Bob Weiner needed that money to pay for his platform shoes.)

Matt holds a special place in my life. He is not a fixation in an of himself, but rather, he is a catalyst which allows me to engage in &uuml;berfixation--which is to say, Matt eggs me on in such a way that I am able to fixate to a far greater degree than I would be able to on my own strength. I'm pretty sure there's some sort of weird, twisted spiritual moral in that.

[sameo]

Wow--and I didn't even touch on me and the Tikker hehehe (Sorry tikie-couldn't resist);-)

Sorry Tiguh, you know I couldn't help it.

[mdillon]

damn miss kitty, why did you go and make the Marshall tear up like that? Give tiguh a kiss and tell him its from me.

dillyeaux

[j2theperson]

Aww. SameO, you're so sweet. I didn't realize you knew them off board. It's so hard to keep track of who knows who from where and when. It's a wonder I'm able to maintain my sanity.http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/rofl.gif

[matt_hatter]

QUOTE:
"We all have fun"
j2

Best words of the weekend.

(Message edited by matt hatter on August 12, 2006)

[lablady2]

I really find it difficult to keep up with the links between friends here, so for the record:

Lablady knows: MDillon from Boulder/MCM
Flo and John R from hometown/MCM

I think that's about it for me. I keep trying to connect the dots with others but the senile dementia kicks in and I'm lost again.

[mdillon]

hey lablady <font size="-2">(check your mail)</font> why don't we get ulyankee to do a FamilyTree along with The Timeline of Doom.

dillyeaux

[lablady2]

Now that would be interesting.

I'm sure I know people on this forum. I'm sure some have held me captive in auditoriums when I really needed to go relieve myself or breastfeed a baby. I've probably been hootahed by a couple of people here (no hard feelings), and I'm sure someone here must have tried to deliver me from a spirit of inappropriateness - without success, obviously.

Fess up.

[j2theperson]

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LabLady wrote:
I'm sure I know people on this forum. I'm sure some have held me captive in auditoriums when I really needed to go relieve myself or breastfeed a baby.<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>
Well, it wasn't me. I don't know anybody here off board. I'm from the MSI/EN days, and I'm still waiting for all my friends to (1) get out and (2) find FACTnet. Steve, Jurri, Yurri, Chris, Heity, what's the hold up? You know you want to hang out here.http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/lol.gif

[wildwood_]

J2t...If you were recently almost runover by a wildly driven Kansas minivan enroute to the Comfort Suites Dome in Appleton...it was my twin sister, my daughter was in the van along with a few pre-teen girls. I told them to find you &amp; throw you in the back and mail you to Texas. Apparently, my instructions were unclear and they grabbed some dude named Drudge standing on the side of the road, looking for "The Marsh";sadly, he didn't tolerate children well and was last seen running thru a cornfield being chased by a group of tweens and screaming "All I wanted was a nice latte with Cheetah".

My sister lived in Oshkosh for 14 years, I'm sure I visited &amp; annoyed you in some line at some point. Appleton was basically THERE too. Our bond can be lake flies &amp; old movies and Tarzan...although that guy in the Mummy Return movies is nice too...Brandon Frazier...And who is the actor who played Aragon?

[sameo]

Wisedove said:"Nah, I don't think that's flirtin' ask Sameo"

LOL----good one, Dovey! ;-) hehe

I know you love me!

[wisedove]

\quote Aww. SameO, you're so sweet. I didn't realize you knew them off board. It's so hard to keep track of who knows who from where and when. It's a wonder I'm able to maintain my sanity.

I have to DITTO this one, J2!


I know you love me!

Yes, Sameo, and I find it refreshing to watch your relationship with your friends from the MCM days, b/c things are still very tough for me right now, i only have 1 very close friend who has left our church, and we get together, but she is struggling with wanting to go back b/c they have left EN and we all want to see if things will be different...but, I know we are not supposed to go back..so, once again, it's fun making new friends here and seeing you all reconnect after many years and much heartache.
Dovey

[sameo]

Ah, Dovey! I have known your dilemma and pain. I am so sorry for yours now. Hang in there. Take one day at a time. You have many new friends here who have grown to care for you, I for one, &amp; I always love your input. You make me smile. And your kind words to me in your post above mean more to me than you'll know.

It has been wonderful...after all these years to re-connect with old friends. But it was also, a sometimes grueling, painful journey...before making it to our "Emmaus Road."(as Matt_hatter has cleverly put it) So, for us, yes....tis' a joyous time, but my heart is heavy for those of you just now starting your journey out.

As Paul said..."Press onward...not looking back..." and I know you'll make it. I will pray for your friends. Thanks again, Dovey, my new friend...you are a kind soul.

SameO

[j2theperson]

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Wildwood wrote: J2t...If you were recently almost runover by a wildly driven Kansas minivan enroute to the Comfort Suites Dome in Appleton...it was my twin sister, my daughter was in the van along with a few pre-teen girls.<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>
Whoo! I hope they have fun here. The only crazy driver I've had to deal with recently was that old woman in the tank from Michigan who pulled out in front of me suddenly and went 15 when I'd been going 35.http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/angry.gif

Appleton's a great little city--the birthplace of Willem Dafoe (meh) and the adopted hometown of Harry Houdini (yay!). Our lawmakers are a bunch of liberals though who banned smoking in all restaurants, including bars (!). You also can't buy alcoholic beverages in Appleton after 9pm; thankfully, Grand Chute is only five minutes away and you can buy beer there whenever you want.

<blockquote><hr size=0><!-quote-!><font size=1>quote:</font>

I told them to find you &amp; throw you in the back and mail you to Texas. Apparently, my instructions were unclear and they grabbed some dude named Drudge standing on the side of the road, looking for "The Marsh";sadly, he didn't tolerate children well and was last seen running thru a cornfield being chased by a group of tweens and screaming "All I wanted was a nice latte with Cheetah".<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>
Poor Drudge. I can't blame him for running. Preteen girls are brutal. I bet they painted his nails and styled what little hair he has before he was able to make a break for it.

[wisedove]

Hi Sameo!
thank you for your encouraging words and your kindness! You ARE TOO sweet! Thanks, also, for making me feel welcome here amongst you and your former friends, as well as the newer friends! That goes for all of the former MCM people! Thanks!

J2, I like all of your posts above! THanks for helping us learn new things!

dove

[miltietoast]

you win lablady--I'm not touching that one.



or the other one
Lablady had her 38longs checked out by MD because she felt a lump. MD did Xray. Results of report? Good news not a lump it was only her belt buckle!
back from Branson MO,Will never go back

[speakword2004]

I am back. This board will now come to order. The honourable Chief Justice Speakword presiding.
This board is becoming too nice. I hereby demand that people stop being nice and start flinging scripture at each other like mud.

[lablady2]

Hardy har har, miltie. Nice try. However, gravity and some even uglier forces of nature have lowered the belt buckle to thong country.

Go on. I dare ya.

[wildwood_]

Speakword...I'll try to start flinging scriptures. May I also use LOTR and fling a Dwarf (by his permission of course)? BUT, first I gotta find out if my niece &amp; company did let "Drudge" go. J2t was right, they were working on his nails, I'd discounted the yelling because I was busy thanking the Lord I wasn't driving the minivan.

J2t...I must say, if that was Drudge...he did manage to keep his vocabulary appropriate. What worries me, as I reflect, it seems I heard his distinctive voice saying "No, I'd like the soft blue polish better." Did he make it to his radio show last night???

Wisedove, Sameo, lablady2: Watch OUT...my sister's still out there driving the minivan with tweens &amp; they picked up an extra one yesterday from the Oklahoma border. I don't know where they're headed next.

<font size="-1">(Miltie...you should be safe if you stay inside, but they'd probably want to help color coordinate your ballerina outfit if they spot you.)</font>

Thank you all for allowing me a joyful start to my day.

[wisedove]

speak:The honourable Chief Justice Speakword presiding

start flinging scripture at each other like mud.

dove:2 Thes. 1:11a: Therefore we also pray always for you that our God would count you worthy of this calling....

there ya go! I'll start!

[j2theperson]

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wildwood wrote: What worries me, as I reflect, it seems I heard his distinctive voice saying "No, I'd like the soft blue polish better." Did he make it to his radio show last night???<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>
He did make it to his show, but since Drudge Radio has no webcam there's no way of knowing in what condition he arrived.

[sameo]

LOL--Wildwoman, thanks for the fair warning about your twin sister still out on the loose! Will keep my eyes peeled....hehe

[matt_hatter]

Sisssster...twin sissster....
Darth Vader

[matt_hatter]

Sisssster...twin sissster....
Darth Vader

[j2theperson]

Hey, Coppertree! I totally watched Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes yesterday. You were right, it was a great movie. But, oy! Chris Lambert is soooo French-looking. How did he get away playing a scottish lord? And then he went on to play Highlander, another scottish dude. Weird.

[lablady2]

I just found a book on amazon.com by Bob and Rose Weiner called "The Bed is Too Short."

Maybe for Rose.

Stop me. I've had chocolate.

[coppertree]

<font face="arial,helvetica"></font>
Hi J2 - Thank you I am glad you liked it. It was done on a grand scale. I liked when they, the grandfather, and Tarazan took trays and slid down the huge Edwardian stair case. I think on Tv, the Highlander was a Scotts man; did not know Lambert was french. Maybe Lambert was Norman ( Brittany part of France) that would do. Lolol}

[coppertree]

<font face="arial,helvetica"></font>
Hi- I am not working on thesis, taking break. Most posts I have done in a blue moon.

I am history student, so Chris Lambert was born in states, Great Neck, Ny. His father was a diplomat with UN. He went to Switzerland at age of 2 , at 12 went to Paris for school. His first big role after a few french films was Tarazan, 1984. Highlander was next, he is now producer. Has daughter with Diane Lane ,ex- wife now. His myopic eye sight, sometimes appears as cross-eyed. I will use the excuse someday, lololol. }

[lablady2]

Copper: "most posts I have done in a blue moon."

Me,too! I'm studying for a return to nursing (OB, hopefully) and I've been sitting here all day clicking between study notes and Factnet. I've had about all of pregnancy induced hyptertension that I can stand.

Will you teach? If so, what? Just curious.

[coppertree]

<font face="arial,helvetica">
Hi Lab Lady - Ugh, what a shock to find 'The Bed is Too Short' on line. I think that it was an article in the Foreunner, first. Although I thought that was from someone else pamphlet. I could be recalling incorrectly, though.</font>}

[j2theperson]

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Coppertree: did not know Lambert was french. Maybe Lambert was Norman ( Brittany part of France) that would do. Lolol<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>
Well, that suitably explains things but it doesn't erase the image of John Kerry in a loincloth that has haunted me ever since I watched the Tarzan flick.

[matt_hatter]

"but it doesn't erase the image of John Kerry in a loincloth"

Why did you do this to me j2? Pure torture. Lord, renew my mind!!!

[matt_hatter]

I'll get ya back...Teresa Heinz Kerry, with a quart mason jar of Merlot in a Jane animal skin. Cheetah is the DD on the vine.

[j2theperson]

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Matt: Why did you do this to me j2? Pure torture. Lord, renew my mind!!!<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>
God himself has given me a brain that is constantly forming bizarre correlations which result in images that are at times completely wrong on many different levels. I have to live with this on a daily basis, so there's no way I'm not going to share it from time to time. It's horrible, but it's still a blessing.
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Matt: I'll get ya back...Teresa Heinz Kerry, with a quart mason jar of Merlot in a Jane animal skin.<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>
Your powers are weak, old man. That image is not particularly far fetched or discordant. TherEHzah already has something of the drag queen look about her. The only reason she doesn't dress in skimpy clothes is because she's upper class...but if she were somewhat more low class I could very easily picture her showing too much leg and way too much cleavage.

[coppertree]

<font face="arial,helvetica"></font>
Hi J2- I did some research an found that mypoic Chris Lambert is American, schooled in Paris from age 12 on. My post # 705.
John Kerry was wearing a body suit in his wind-sail event.}

[j2theperson]

<blockquote><hr size=0><!-quote-!><font size=1>quote:</font>

Coppertree: Hi J2- I did some research an found that mypoic Chris Lambert is American, schooled in Paris from age 12 on.<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>
Yes, I read that. But, just because he was born in America doesn't mean he isn't ethnically French. According to wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Lambert) (which, admittedly is not always accurate), his father was a French ambassador to the UN--so it makes sense that Chris would be born in Long Island, isn't the UN building in New York?

Ethnicity aside, he still reminds me of John Kerry.http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/crazy.gif

[wildwood_]

<font color="0000ff">Yee gods ! What have you all done to Tarzan &amp; Jane!</font>
Get those perverse mental images out of my head!
And if we have to have a Highlander, can’t it be Adrian Paul (the early years when he had the ponytail??? Please?) I can work with that…those other creatures, well, they’ve gotta go back to Boston for the Springtime,Summer,Fall &amp; Winter…and STAY; possibly I can arrange travel for them on a swift boat. OK. I'll be good now...
"MOM...J2t started it...make her stop!!" Or Copper...did you start it...you're usually so quiet &amp; profound...hmmm...and WiseDove &amp; MattHatt were typing too.... All of you did this!!!
Aarrggghhhh, John Kerry in a loin cloth....oh, no it's back again, in my mind. Quick think: Adrian Paul working out. Adrian Paul practicing sword slicing...ah, that was close. I'm leaving before that other image come back.

[annelewis]

<blockquote><hr size=0><!-quote-!><font size=1>quote:</font>

Coppertree wrote: Ugh, what a shock to find 'The Bed is Too Short' on line. I think that it was an article in the Foreunner, first.<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>

IIRC, there were a series of Forerunner articles published in booklet form. I specifically recall The Bed is Too Short because it was the only one I found vaguely readable, which is saying something right there.

The whole series of publications is still available at Maranatha publications. (link below)

https://www.mpi2000.net/asplite/shopdisplayproducts.asp?id=15&amp;cat=Teaching+Tools

ETA: I tried to add a hyper link in Edit Post mode but apparently you can't do HTML then. http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/sad.gif



(Message edited by annelewis on August 20, 2006)

[miltietoast]

pregnancy induced hyptertension ? Lalady I can help with that--delivery cures it

[matt_hatter]

My defining moment with Teresa Heinz...Kerry. That shot of her walking around with that glass of wine and a drunk smile on her face...and yes, j2, I actually had this thought at the time, this is Arrowsmith's song in backward masking:

"Lady Looks Like a Dude"

[j2theperson]

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Anne: I tried to add a hyper link in Edit Post mode but apparently you can't do HTML then.<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote>
I think (think) that in edit mode you can't use HTML but you are still able to use FACTnet's special formatting code.

[lablady2]

miltie: I am so impressed! Your are right, delivery does cure it for the most part. However, there are about 20 potentially life-threatening scenarios that can take place before delivery. Scary stuff. Oh, and just for knowing, it has a new name: Gestational Hypertension. Gotta change stuff up so you can sell new textbooks, etc.

Think I'll just chuck it and be a Wal-mart greeter.

[miltietoast]

wal-mart greeter? now there 's a cult