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minutus
10-20-2006, 01:02 AM
I saw a weresheep with a King James Bible in his hand
Stumbling through the aisles of the Plaza in his pain
He was looking for his preacher boys to cover for his sins
Going to get himself a lycoprobatonic anointing
Ah-ooh, weresheep with pulpits

If you hear him howling around the pulpit
Better not let him in
Lots of sheep get fleeced there every night
Weresheep with pulpits again
Weresheep with pulpits

He's the orange-toupeed gent who ran away in Maine
Lately he's been overheard in Balmer
Better stay away from him
He'll take your hot dogs, Jim
I'd like to meet his dealer
Weresheep with pulpits

Well, I saw Tom Schaller working with his gang
Fooling the weresheep with pulpits
I read Jim Buckley, Jr. posting on FN
Aping the weresheep with pulpits
I saw a weresheep scamming the people in Delaware
His smile was perfect
Weresheep with pulpits
Don't change
cordell
10-20-2006, 02:52 AM
OWWWOOOO WERESHEEP WITH PULPITS!!!

OWWOOOO!!!!

THATS PERFECT!

Three cheers for minutus!
orangetwopay
10-20-2006, 03:13 AM
"Going to get himself a lycoprobatonic anointing"

LOL hahahhaha that's friggin' classic!!
louise_connolly
10-20-2006, 03:57 AM
Very good, Dave!
sidethorn
10-20-2006, 12:40 PM
Awesome one Minutes!! LMAO over this one. Great job!
david_munson
10-20-2006, 03:54 PM
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Minutus,
why aren't you making money righting spoofs like weird Al Yankovitz?
You've got quite a talent there my friend.

Dave

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minutus
10-20-2006, 08:27 PM
"lycoprobatonic anointing"

Kinda sounds like an enema http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/rofl.gif, but what does it mean in the original languages (said with the whispered urgency of a CHS "hallmark" message)?
cordell
10-21-2006, 12:42 AM
hey, I thought everyone knew what that was, sure, lycoprobatonic...uhh...it means using a baton as a probe up your lyco...as you say minutus--like an enema...or perhaps its like having your head up yer pooper.
orangetwopay
10-21-2006, 02:55 AM
like this?

http://liquidwaves.blogspot.com/2006/10/lycoprobatonic-anointing.html
cordell
10-21-2006, 05:03 AM
that's the ticket!
cordell
10-21-2006, 05:07 AM
that's the ticket!
minutus
10-25-2006, 05:08 PM
"...or perhaps its like having your head up yer pooper."

In Texas we called that "needing a glass belt buckle" or "seeing the brown sky" http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/blush.gif.