Kingtime for Schaller Apologies to Mel Brooks

[minutus (minutus)]

Greater Grace was having trouble, what a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore its former glory
Where oh where was he? Where could that man be?
Carl groped around, and then he found, the man for you and me,
And now it's ...

King time for Schaller and Greater Grace,
Frankford is happy and gay.
We're marching all around the place,
One pastor-teacher's master race.

King time for Schaller and Greater Grace,
Winter for Roger and Steve.
King time for Schaller and Greater Grace,
Come on, Remnant, go into your trance ...

I'm from an affiliate, and that is why they call me off.
Don't be demonic, be a smarty, come and join the Paastuh party.

King time for Schaller and Greater Grace
(Gun fires twice)
Goose-step's the new step today
(Machine gun fires)
Revival falls from the skies again,
(Bomb falls and explodes)
Our cult is on the rise again

King time for Schaller and Greater Grace
Dissidents are leaving once more
[woman's voice]: "Well! Talk about bad taste!"
King time for Schaller and Greater Grace
Means ... that ... soon we'll be going ...
We've got to be going ...
You know we'll be going to ... WAR!

You can hear the original tune at:
http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/prod/sounds/springti.wav

(Message edited by minutus on April 26, 2005)

(Message edited by minutus on April 26, 2005)

(Message edited by minutus on April 26, 2005)

(Message edited by minutus on April 26, 2005)

(Message edited by minutus on April 26, 2005)

[c_la_verite (c_la_verite)]

you've been doing the dishes again, huh dave? or did you finally clean up your office...

[minutus (minutus)]

No, got this one in the shower this morning. Kind of a "Worthly Pond" thing http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/happy.gif.

[anova (anova)]

Minutus,

I'm one of the few people who happen to think that "Springtime for Hitler" is not only incredibly funny but also a damn good show tune.
So your rendition killed me! Priceless! Keep them coming.

How about a rendition of Prisoners of Love with Junior and Dan Lewis in prison stripes?


Anovus

[lee (lee)]

I think production for a full length musical should start immediately!

[minutus (minutus)]

I've heard Roger de Bris is available...

[c_la_verite (c_la_verite)]

seriously, i've been thinking lately that factnet/ggwo has all the ingredients for a super musical comedy... and we don't need andrew loyld weber either. only trouble is, the plotline is not finished

[ralphwells (ralphwells)]

Hey Joel, maybe it could be the new "Never Ending Story?" http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/biggrin.gifOh God, I hope not.http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/angry.gif

[offshore (offshore)]

Could I be ths coustume desinger? I have alot of experience, from a former boss, who made me buy his polyester leisure suits.
I can do hair also!

[c_la_verite (c_la_verite)]

stick with the costumes offshore... we'll get the dutch girl to do the hair, providing her fees aren't too much

[lee (lee)]

Can I do the set design???

[c_la_verite (c_la_verite)]

well... all i can say is that it needs to be done in a very professional way... top notch. wasn't that always one of the credos we often heard? remember... the WORLD will be watching!!!

[c_la_verite (c_la_verite)]

and of course Minutes being the creative genius he is will have final veto over EVERYTHING...

[minutus (minutus)]

Is that because of the anointing? If not I could get a toupee.

[minutus (minutus)]

Stay tuned for another! I'll be busy today with a school project, but the lyrics are racing around in my head and waiting to be put on "paper" tomorrow...

[minutus (minutus)]

Check out the new and improved version above.

[anova (anova)]

Minutus,

What a privilege to be able to watch an artist work! To see a fine work of art fine-tuned before our very eyes!

The new, improved fourth line of the intro is BRILLIANT!! As well as the "remnant go into your trance."

Brilliant! Stylistically exhilerating!

Keep it up.


Anovus

[minutus (minutus)]

Broadway here we come!

[ralphwells (ralphwells)]

Give my regards to Broadway
Remember me to Herald Square
Tell all the gang at 42nd Street
That I will soon be there
Whisper of how I'm yearning
To mingle with the old-time throng
Give my regards to old Broadway
And say that I'll be there
I'll be there
I'll be there e'er long

[cape_cod (cape_cod)]

Minutus,

Too funny!!!http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/rofl.gif

Keep them coming, you're a riot!!!

[c_la_verite (c_la_verite)]

it's a double benefit Minutes... as your hygiene improves (personal and domestic) you fans continue to grow in numbers (your wife included, no doubt)

[c_la_verite (c_la_verite)]

"a paaastah party"

the only known antidote for those possessed by party spirits

[yogi (yogi)]

CORRUPTION AND IMPUNITY: THE CIRCLE OF THE COMPLICITY

The sociopathic conduct of Carl H. Stevens, Jr. and now his predecessor, Thomas Schaller, are typical of ministers who “pastor”
abusive cults or sects. Historically CHS has employed classic explicators for economic, sexual and personal recognition; counting on the protection of his twisted religious doctrines and complacent congregants. Tom Schaller has chosen to employ the same tactics, for example….

1.First these “leaders” have taken command of the organization on the basis of their alleged religious authority and superior position within the Body of Christ universal. To propagate this system members are encouraged to “soul win”
when in actuality they are employing the use of ‘love bombs’ to draw others into the subtle trap of this cult. Once bonds of confidence are
instilled; the particularly vulnerable, may then be used for the cults bidding. These people typically are innocent and naive, such as, the young, elderly, women, those in a state of emotional vulnerability, for one reason
or another or a man's sincere desire to serve God or massage a not so noble lust for recognition and power by making him a "pastor" in the GGWO system.

2.Immediately after personal confidence in the leadership is gained, based upon faith or superstition, congregants are encouraged to live with a sense of subordination of this leadership. Receiving subtle inferences from the pulpit that critical thinking skills are “unspiritual”,“rebellious” and “ungodly”; it is then that the operation of economic or sexual cruel exploitations may be accomplished, both spheres may operate simultaneously. Modus operandi may not always be so dramatic and ruthless for it is often subtle.

3.The complicities of the close friends of the pastors who abuse play a crucial part in the implementation and perpetuation of the abusive cultic system. Generally, passive complicities on the part of assistants or colleagues of the ministers who realize what is happening choose to keep silent and do nothing to correct the matter. This type of complicity is frequent. Thank God affiliate ministries of GGWO are now taking a stand and NOT permitting this to happen anymore.However, the current elders of GGWO have chosen to remain silent in the midst of the truth coming out. What might be
the reasons for this silence?

A. Simple and worldly cowardice.

B.Lack of empathy towards the human beings who suffer by the hands of this system - ironic since they are supposed to embrace Christian values and justice as fundamental principles guiding their lives and call.

C.Fanaticism by the institution, sect or church; its importance is to silence and justify the most deplorable vileness in the name of "protecting the image or reputation" of the organization or its leaders. For example, the Lang case and use of a half million dollars to shut up an angry husband or CHS’s drug abusive.

D.Complicity in illicit previous acts. Frequently, pastors, assistants and believers are silent because they themselves have participated in some immoral conduct. When their superior in the hierarchy is informed of this
behavior they may be ‘blackmailed’ by the leadership to conform or be publicly exposed.
"If you say what I am doing, I say what you did". Sometimes it is an unwritten rule in the style of the mafiosa gangs, he who exposes the leaders gains the wrath of the institution.

E. Another common cause of passive complicity - people choosing to break the silence and denounce the organization usually do not obtain prizes of popularity with the religious group. Their colleagues often label them as treasonous and the sect or religious organization usually presses them into leaving the work of the ministry or just plain run them off through marking, shunning. ie; Ed Lutz, Steve Brynne, The Leonards, etc. etc. etc…Once denounced they are perpetually harassed through slander judicially, before, during and/or after exposing alleged crimes or irregularities from the ‘group think’ PASTOR WORSHIP!

F. Also, the professional inconvenience of losing use of the ‘company perks’ or the danger of having to find another vocation often prevails on the ethics of these men of “god” (Carl H. Stevens) Their Christian commitment is to protect CHS as vulnerable and to fortify the culture of impunity within GGWO. These egoistic behaviors have created an atmosphere of abuse within GGWO and MBC&S. The elders of GGWO are accomplices operating in silence and indifference of their membership’s suffering. Evidently, professional pragmatics, the inconvenience of losing use and/or danger of losing their ministerial vocation, has prevailed on the ethics and Christian commitment to protect the vulnerable who have been entrusted to their care. Specifically, Tom Schaller has chosen to fortify the culture of impunity that CHS has instilled within him as exemplified in his actions to date, whatever the reason it is unacceptable!!!

yogi

[ralphwells (ralphwells)]

Yogi, Yogi, Yogi, what are we going to do with you? CHS is TS's predecessor, TS is CHS's successor. I though you had more larnin' than that? http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/rofl.gif

[yogi (yogi)]

Nah, like I said before, got my learnin' off the back of the same cereal box Carl Stevens did.

yogi

[ralphwells (ralphwells)]

Oh my gawd, are we experiencing a deja vous? Welcome to the Yogi lite zone,,,,http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/blush.gif

[minutus]

Another.

[minutus]

Bumped in honor of the "one pastor-teacher" guru Thomas Schaller speaking here in Pinellas Park tonight to the faithful remnant of true believers. He's certainly the perfect man for the job.

[sister_mary]

Minutus, you are genius! Your poem is wonderful! Somebody should start to write a manuscript about all this and I suggest to soap operas name will be: "The Bullions of CHS and the Brainwashed" or a thriller "CHS Hangers" and send the manuscript to Renny Harlin... I can act a cronie of CHS and TS...

I love you darlings...

[shat_happens]

No, got this one in the shower this morning. Kind of a "Worthly Pond" thing .

that my friend, would be an awesome T-Shirt ideer right there! "It's just a Worthly Pond Kinda Thing!"