Will liberal minded Christians enter God%92s kingdom

[called]

Will liberal minded Christians enter God’s kingdom? No way Jose, at least not according to the word of God! Only Repented, Baptized in the name of the Lord Acts 2:38, Holy Spirit filled, Obedient, Born again believers will ever even have a chance of one day entering that City!!! No watered, down candy coated Gospel believing want to be Christian will ever enter that City!!!

So all you Liberals are just wasting your precious time!!!

[termin8d]

Darwin Fish
Troy Brooks
Pastor Johnny Christian

I wonder who's going to be next.

[called]

God!!!

[termin8d]

You might like to do a little search on those names Johnny before you get yourself too comfortable http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/happy.gif

[bear]

Define Liberal.


Do you mean those who understand that there is more to interpreting the text than what an ultra conservative believes?

Are you speaking about those who are well educated in lower and higher biblical critique?

Or, are you branding anyone who hold a view that is contrary to uours as lberal

[the_apostolic_truth_ministries]

Hello, Mr. Bear!

Long time, no smell. I mean smear. UH! Shucks, you know what I smean.

[bear]

ATM,

Yes, it has been some time. I sold my house, and I am temp. living in a place without internet access.

I will jump over to another thread soon, but I have been doing more research concerning Pentecostalism, of which I have a background, and wow, I must agree with you more and more. Enough about that here.

[sharon]

Well what I hear is that those who teach others not to keep the ten commandments will have a lesser place in the kingdom of heaven.. a lesser place, but still there. And those are the ones who lead others astray.. so who is not there?

[bachman]

Conservative Republicans fear God.

Liberal Democrats fear God and LOVE GOD!

http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/happy.gif

[the_apostolic_truth_ministries]

Mr. Bachman:

Quoting: "Liberal Democrats fear God and LOVE GOD!"
End quote.

Anything to get elected!!

[bachman]

Mr APTM:

Anything other than Bush.

Anyone. Anything. ASAP!

[the_apostolic_truth_ministries]

Mr. Bachman:

You will be proud to know, I told my congregation Sunday morning not to bother voting. The election has already been brought by the Chinese Army.

[fatherofaking]

"Don't be a cynic and disconsolate preacher. Don't bewail and moan. Omit the negative propositions. Challenge us with incessant affirmatives. Don't waste yourself in rejection, or bark against the bad, but chant the beauty of the good."
-Emerson, Ralph Waldo-

[the_apostolic_truth_ministries]

"Don't be a cynic and disconsolate preacher. Don't bewail and moan. Omit the negative propositions. Challenge us with incessant affirmatives. Don't waste yourself in rejection, or bark against the bad, but chant the beauty of the good."
-Emerson, Ralph Waldo-

I am not. I told my congregation (and anyone willing to listen) not to bother voting in 2008. The election has been fixed.

[bachman]

Fatherofaking, I've heard of Emerson, Lake and Palmer but who is Emerson, Ralph and Waldo?

[saygoodnightgracie]

70's art rock band, drummer left to join supergroup Asia, who then created two or three of the worst albums in music history.

Waldo, when one can find him, is the red stripe shirted singer of the group.

Ralph is the bass player and a tremendous backgammon and Wii player - not to mention btw that he is TRS's former boyfriend. They stopped seeing each other when he insisted that Andrew Wommack was a supporter of Kenneth Copeland's ministry.

(Message edited by saygoodnightgracie on January 03, 2008)

[fatherofaking]

that was great guys.
thanks for the laugh.

[matt_hatter]

http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/lol.gif
Gracie, I thought Ralph was the P.O.'d Nazerene preacher who blew up Tatm's 74 Ford Pinto.

[saygoodnightgracie]

Tapped it from behind with a rubber mallet...
All Ralph wanted from TATM was an official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time.

[matt_hatter]

So let me get this straight. The Right Rev Sandy rides a pinto, has a Red Ryder carbine strapped to his leg and gun slings Chick Tracts at the unsuspecting Penty-costal Gang???

Who needs the Lone Ranger when we have Sheriff Sandy??

[xman3]

So let me get this straight. The Right Rev Sandy rides a pinto, has a Red Ryder carbine strapped to his leg and gun slings Chick Tracts at the unsuspecting Penty-costal Gang???

That's only for the minor stuff. Starts lobbing Bibles when he needs the big ammo. Most likey Schofield editions I imagine.

[bachman]

Thank you for explaining who Emerson, Ralph and Waldo are.


("Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends!")

[fatherofaking]

just call me liberal minded.

Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends
We're so glad you could attend
Come inside! Come inside!
There behind a glass is a real blade of grass
be careful as you pass.
Move along! Move along!

Come inside, the show's about to start
guaranteed to blow your head apart
Rest assured you'll get your money's worth
The greatest show in Heaven, Hell or Earth.
You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo.
You've got to see the show, it's rock and roll ....

Right before your eyes we pull laughter from the skies
And he laughs until he cries then he dies then he dies
Come inside the shows about to start
Guaranteed to blow your head apart

You gotta see the show
It's a dynamo
You gotta see the show
It's rock and roll


Soon the Gypsy Queen in a glaze of Vaseline
Will perform on guillotine
What a scene! What a scene!
Next upon the stand will you please extend a hand
to Alexander's Ragtime Band
Roll up! Roll up! Roll up!
See the show!

Performing on a stool we've a sight to make you drool
Seven virgins and a mule
Keep it cool. Keep it cool.
We would like it to be known the exhibits that were shown
were exclusively our own,
All our own. All our own.
Come and see the show! Come and see the show! Come and see the show!
See the show!

emerson lake and palmer
karn evil number 9 first impression number 2

[xman3]

http://www.factnet.org/discus/clipart/rofl.gif. We need Benny the Bouncer here too.

[bachman]

Or Benny and the Jets.

Hey kids! Shake it loose together
Factnet postings have been known to change the weather!

Or Brain Salad Surgery....

[matt_hatter]

Frank Zappa and the Mothers
Were at the best place around
But some Penty-costal with a flare gun
Burned the Pinto to the ground
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky

Rock on Sandy.

[bachman]

Life is a Rock (But Factnet and Trsheaven rolled me!)
=======

B. Bumble and the Stingers, Mott the Hoople, Ray Charles Singers
Lonnie Mack and twangin' Eddy, here's my ring we're goin' steady
Take it easy, take me higher, liar liar, house on fire
Locomotion, Poco, Passion, Deeper Purple, Satisfaction
Baby baby gotta gotta gimme gimme gettin' hotter
Sammy's cookin', Lesley Gore and Ritchie Valens, end of story
Mahavishnu, fujiyama, kama-sutra, rama-lama
Richard Perry, Spector, Barry, Rogers-Hart, Nilsson, Harry
Shimmy shimmy ko-ko bop and Fats is back and Finger Poppin'

Life is a rock but the radio rolled me
Gotta turn it up louder, so my DJ told me
Life is a rock but the radio rolled me
At the end of my rainbow lies a golden oldie

FM, AM, hits are clickin' while the clock is tock-a-tickin'
Friends and Romans, salutations, Brenda and the Tabulations
Carly Simon, I behold her, Rolling Stones and centerfoldin'
Johnny Cash and Johnny Rivers, can't stop now, I got the shivers
Mungo Jerry, Peter Peter Paul and Paul and Mary Mary
Dr. John the nightly tripper, Doris Day and Jack the Ripper
Gotta go Sir, gotta swelter, Leon Russell, Gimme Shelter
Miracles in smokey places, slide guitars and Fender basses
Mushroom omelet, Bonnie Bramlett, Wilson Pickett, stop and kick it

Arthur Janov's primal screamin', Hawkins, Jay and Dale and Ronnie
Kukla, Fran and Norma Okla Denver, John and Osmond, Donny
JJ Cale and ZZ Top and LL Bean and De De Dinah
David Bowie, Steely Dan and sing me prouder, CC Rider
Edgar Winter, Joanie Sommers, Osmond Brothers, Johnny Thunders
Eric Clapton, pedal wah-wah, Stephen Foster, do-dah do-dah
Good Vibrations, Help Me Rhonda, Surfer Girl and Little Honda
Tighter, tighter, honey, honey, sugar, sugar, yummy, yummy
CBS and Warner Brothers, RCA and all the others

Life is a rock but the radio rolled me
Gotta turn it up louder, so my DJ told me
Life is a rock but the radio rolled me
At the end of my rainbow lies a golden oldie
Listen (remember) they're playing our song

Rock it, sock it, Alan Freed me, Murray Kaufman, try to leave me
Fish, and Swim, and Boston Monkey, Make it bad and play it funky...!