Jokes about Baptist you know any??

[turtle]

Okay one is How to know a chicken thief. Find a baptist.
Baptist are known for their love of friend chicken
water never hurts a good baptist.
OOps I can't say anything about baptist I am not a baptist anymore.

I know poor but it all I got and I could really use some right about now and it does ot have to be about baptist. Got love the baptist the only thing different then them and a pentecostal is in the webster dictionary, pentecostal money is mentions and in the baptist definition no money. What does that make me. Nope independent.

[trainedobserver]

Did you hear the one about the Baptist Minister that was FORCED to become a Methodist after he drowned three people?

[turtle]

Did you hear the one about the Baptist Minister that was FORCED to become a Methodist after he drowned three people?

I wonder if he will sprinkle someone to death. Nope had not heard that one.

[easeltine]

Sprinkle someone to death?

Ok, I have one. It's a knock, knock joke.

Take a glass of water

Knock, knock

Who's there?

John

John who?

While throwing the glass of water in their face, (or get your hand wet and toss it at them-whatever your denominational preference is), and say,

John the Baptist!

Hey...it's bad, juvenile...but better than the ones above!