alt_religion_scientology/FACTNetARS20020511a

"Virginia" wrote in message
news:3cdd9302@news2.lightlink.com...
> And since WHEN do scientologists, AGREE AND PROMOTE AS TRUE, a psychiatric
> evaluation?

After reading this response the FACTNet Staff were about to get medieval
when the phone rang....

St Wolly - "Don't do it."

The Flock - "Please boss, let us have some fun."

St Wolly - "No children, you've all had a long week. You're just getting
cranky. Remember your contract."

The Flock - "Aawwww. C'mon. Pretty please."

St Wolly - "You signed in blood."

The Flock - "There's gotta be a reward for no sleep, too much coffee and
these 'puters held together by chewing gum and pieces of string."

St Wolly - "Being a wog is its own reward."

The Flock - "Yadda yadda.....and, yo'mama. It's easy for you to say. You've
got that thin dime. And that red cent we've heard people talk about."

St Wolly - "All I've got is the open road and tank of gas."

The Flock - "You know they can find you by triangulation off'a them
cell-fone signal towers."

St Wolly - (sings)
"...Just a little deuce coupe with a flat head mill
But she'll walk a Thunderbird like it's standin' still.
She's ported and relieved and she's stroked and bored.
She'll do a hundred and forty with the top end floored
She's my little deuce coupe..."

The Flock - "Yaaaaawwwwnnnn....yer borin' us pappy."

St Wolly - "Ah'm jus' livin' off the fat of the land."

The Flock - *snore*

At which point The Flock dragged their weary butts home and had hot baths
and ate their daily gruel.

After 4 hours sleep the night shift (who were all bright eyed and
bushy-tailed and had just finished watching Apocalypse Now! Redux) took over
and transcribed the necessary document. In spite of the fact that St Wolly
had told them not to bother with since it was a matter of public record.

Without further ado, here it is:

On ABC - Channel 7 News at 10pm - broadcast and recorded for posterity by
FACTNet minions in the larger metropolitan area of Denver, Colorado, on the
day of our Lord - May 10th, 2002.

In large script appearing as print on the television screen and not spoken
by the talking head. These words appeared:

-----
"It is always difficult to deal with someone who suffers from bipolar
personality disorder." Neil Levin, President.
-----

...and this, we believe, is how the spin started.

Which, as they say in the classics, is just our opinion.

IOHO
FACTNet Staff (Nightshift)
p.s. You can ignore the preamble. It was written by them pixel thetans.
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