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david_munson Senior Member Username: david_munson
Post Number: 4450 Registered: 9-2005 Posted From: 63.22.176.7
| | Posted on Monday, November 26, 2007 - 9:18 am: |
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A friend referred me to this site that asks some very pointed questions that can help you understand where your church stands in the scope of cultic behaviour. Every believer should ask themselves these very questions. http://www.cultwatch.com/SuperApostleDetector.html } |
   
sidethorn Senior Member Username: sidethorn
Post Number: 1189 Registered: 1-2006 Posted From: 169.253.4.21
| | Posted on Monday, November 26, 2007 - 11:27 am: |
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Excellent super-apostle cult tester there Dave. I ran through this test as if it was still one of my last days in GGWO and I had to answer "YES" to almost every question. According to this tester, GGWO is off the scale with super-apostle control tactics detected and leaving the church being a strong recommendation!! I've run other cult tests on GGWO and they generally test extremely positive with yes responses in all or close to all of their test questions. Time to bump up a great thread with tests to determine if a church is a cult. |
   
sister_mary Intermediate Member Username: sister_mary
Post Number: 408 Registered: 3-2005 Posted From: 88.195.244.11
| | Posted on Tuesday, December 04, 2007 - 2:08 pm: |
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I tested myself in my current situation and saw that I am still a member of a Super-Apostolic movement and that I should try to exercise my identity more independent from people-centered movements! How shameful! Well I believe my cult-idol is still Jesus Christ himself though I am going my own paths now. Here are some jokes about pastors happiness: What are the greatest moments of happiness in Pastahs life??? 1) get converted and start a cult of own miraculous vision 2) get others converted and connect them in a cult of own miraculous vision 3) get the money of the converted and connect them for the welfare of a cult miraculous vision There was a man who was nobody, when he had no money and one morning the wife said: "Now you must go out from this house for ever!" During the day the poor man won in a lotter a huge sum of money and the wife heard about it. In the afternoon the wife fetched her husband from the highways and byways and said: "No you must come home with me for ever!" The man came home, when his wife was outside and made a long carpet of the smaller moneynotes starting from the door to the bedroom. When the wife came in, she saw all the money on the floor and started to pick the money and at last she was in the bedroom where the husband was naked sleeping over his moneynotes and the last and biggest banknote aroud his genitals and the wife had to pick the note from that before she could take the money in the safe!!! So greedy she was, like some falsepreachers are too! What is the biggest joy of a tired pastor? To lay down on his sofa after a good meal and comer his head with a local newspaper and the fat cat lays on his stomache and starts to purr and fall asleep! That is happiness! http://video.aol.com/video-detail/the-dispossessed-sister-mary/967362253 http://video.aol.com/video-detail/the-dispossessed-sister-mary/967362253 |
   
shat_happens Intermediate Member Username: shat_happens
Post Number: 369 Registered: 3-2005 Posted From: 24.59.123.236
| | Posted on Thursday, December 06, 2007 - 3:03 am: |
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LOL that's great, GGWO was off the scale! |
   
shat_happens Intermediate Member Username: shat_happens
Post Number: 370 Registered: 3-2005 Posted From: 24.59.123.236
| | Posted on Thursday, December 06, 2007 - 1:20 pm: |
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LOL that's great, GGWO was off the scale! |