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pelfdaddy
Intermediate Member
Username: pelfdaddy
Post Number: 323
Registered: 12-2006
Posted From: 166.214.86.64
| | Posted on Thursday, July 19, 2007 - 2:09 am: | 
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Hark! ‘Tis the microphone thumping aloud
It is time for the class to begin
It is eight o’clock Monday agin
And the man in the chair all a-brood like a cloud
To impatiently settle the din
For he waits with displeasure to rain like a cloud
So the riffraff suppresses the din
Lo! ‘Tis the wand’rer come in from the cold
Shaken chill from the ghastly ordeal
From the task of replacing a wheel
And the man in the chair thinks it strikingly bold
To drag in here whenever you feel
For ‘tis manifest shocking and doubly bold
To flounce in just whenever you feel
Yipes! ‘Tis the galvanized tension and stress
For the audience trembles with fear
As the latecomer sniffs back a tear
For the man in the chair thinks it awful to mess
With his classroom by showing up here
Truly heinous and sinful to openly mess
With his schedule by schlepping in here |
pelfdaddy
Intermediate Member
Username: pelfdaddy
Post Number: 327
Registered: 12-2006
Posted From: 166.214.223.236
| | Posted on Friday, July 20, 2007 - 1:31 am: |
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O! ‘Tis the pestilence rearing its head
For a woman to shorten her hair
It should drape to the carpet down there
And these rebels defile the marital bed
When they blithely trim off bits of hair
They do sorely dishonor the marital bed
Snipping lengths from their holiness hair
Lo! ‘Tis rebellion amok in the church
When these ladies wax bold to wear pants
For the man in the chair looks askance
As he importunes heaven ‘bout how they besmirch
The great name of the Lord in their pants
Heaving prayers fully leavened with how they besmirch
His tradition by means of these pants
Zounds! ‘Tis uncleanness we mustn’t abide
When these gals go about piercing ears
Superstitions come down o’er the years
How the spirits of Tartarus crawl down inside
So the pagans defend with pierced ears
But the holiness ladies have nothing inside
So no use hanging rings from their ears |
bro_derrick
Intermediate Member
Username: bro_derrick
Post Number: 182
Registered: 9-2005
Posted From: 70.193.43.203
| | Posted on Friday, July 20, 2007 - 3:32 am: |
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Yipes! Zowee! Zoiks!
(It really was all a big joke anbd pretence of importance. Though destructively so...) |
pelfdaddy
Intermediate Member
Username: pelfdaddy
Post Number: 340
Registered: 12-2006
Posted From: 166.217.193.58
| | Posted on Saturday, July 21, 2007 - 10:01 pm: |
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Gadzooks! ‘Tis an aspect of Doom he assumes
As we burden each doorbell in town
For the man in the chair wears a frown
And ’tis all the more crucial as Judgment Day looms
That we not be caught standing around
Even now with his trumpet the archangel looms
And we dare not be slouching around
Aha! ‘Tis a symptom of covetousness
That the tithe is not seen in the plate
‘Tis a ghastly and horrible state
Has ever a nation survived such a mess
That a man will rob God at the plate?
Have we ever yet heard of a messier mess
Than a man who demurs from the plate?
Egad! ‘Tis a thing never known heretofore
Am I seeing the thing that I see?
Can that be God’s anointed I see?
Gladly using a vacuum to tidy the floor
As he hums in a satisfied key
Gently pushing the Hoover about on the floor
Humming soft in a gratified key |
bro_derrick
Intermediate Member
Username: bro_derrick
Post Number: 192
Registered: 9-2005
Posted From: 70.193.26.235
| | Posted on Sunday, July 22, 2007 - 12:07 am: |
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Yes, if it's Davis' anointing: to get all the coin fragments, and leave the dirt for others...
"No man takes care of your business like you do!" Davis:CHurch-Building Training
Except the menial, dirty parts of the 'Business'. |
pelfdaddy
Senior Member
Username: pelfdaddy
Post Number: 1018
Registered: 12-2006
Posted From: 166.128.215.60
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 08, 2008 - 3:01 am: |
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