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wingsaglow
Intermediate Member
Username: wingsaglow
Post Number: 451
Registered: 12-2004
Posted From: 71.38.210.78
| | Posted on Sunday, November 26, 2006 - 10:09 pm: | 
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A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so
pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it
won again. The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ••• OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local
paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S •••.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of
the
donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The
local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next
day:
NUN HAS BEST ••• IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
of
the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper
read:
NUN SELLS ••• FOR $10
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day
the
headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ••• IS WILD AND FREE
The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is....being concerned about public opinion can
bring
you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life. So be yourself
and
enjoy life... Stop worrying about everyone else's ••• and
you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
Have a nice day!
Wingsy |
kookie77777
Member
Username: kookie77777
Post Number: 54
Registered: 6-2005
Posted From: 68.0.74.139
| | Posted on Sunday, November 26, 2006 - 10:18 pm: |
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OMG TOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!! |
julia
Intermediate Member
Username: julia
Post Number: 177
Registered: 9-2005
Posted From: 58.168.149.151
| | Posted on Monday, November 27, 2006 - 6:24 am: |
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julia
Intermediate Member
Username: julia
Post Number: 178
Registered: 9-2005
Posted From: 58.168.149.151
| | Posted on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 - 9:19 pm: |
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One thing has me troubled! If she had the best ••• in town, how come she only got ten dollars for it? Seems like she may need a marketing manager! I know i shouldn't worry about someone else's as but this is just so wrong! |
wingsaglow
Intermediate Member
Username: wingsaglow
Post Number: 455
Registered: 12-2004
Posted From: 71.38.210.78
| | Posted on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 - 10:14 pm: |
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Ah yes Julia you are a fun lady.
See ya on myspace doll and thanks for the sweet message you left on my front page.
You rock (+:
Wingsy |
julia
Intermediate Member
Username: julia
Post Number: 180
Registered: 9-2005
Posted From: 58.168.149.151
| | Posted on Thursday, November 30, 2006 - 6:56 am: |
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Wingsy, I wansn't gonna post this on here, I was gonna send you a direct message, but may as well say it here. Please don't call me lady, I don't like the term and I don't like titles, Jesus mother was called "woman" by Him and I would rather be called woman as well. I don't mind being called anything really, just getting called late for dinner sometimes annoys me , but lady I don't like at all.
I hope you understand and respect my wishes on that matter.
Love in Christ,
Giulia |
wingsaglow
Intermediate Member
Username: wingsaglow
Post Number: 457
Registered: 12-2004
Posted From: 71.38.210.78
| | Posted on Thursday, November 30, 2006 - 10:48 am: |
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That's no problem, but here in the USA Julia, when you are called Lady it is a compliment, and being respectful in the way it's used.
Consider it done.
wingsy |
icelady64uk
New member
Username: icelady64uk
Post Number: 1
Registered: 11-2006
Posted From: 212.159.124.71
| | Posted on Friday, December 01, 2006 - 6:02 pm: |
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wingsaglow
Intermediate Member
Username: wingsaglow
Post Number: 463
Registered: 12-2004
Posted From: 71.38.210.78
| | Posted on Thursday, December 14, 2006 - 8:53 pm: |
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SEE other people like humor uncharmed. My and you have never said a joke that hits home????
It's always the dog that's been bit that yelps!!!
Or didn't you get the point??
It's all about minding your own business, and no I guess you wouldn't get the point, because your still yelping and spweing up more vommit from gossip, and lies.
Hey haven't you heard the good news??
That there are really sleazy people and trashy people that are over on carman's site, and you know what????
They like Carman's gospel music!!!! They like hearing the Chritian music!!!!!
Wow! Do you think that they just might get saved too???
Or are you going to keep casting the stones at the lost???
Yes the truth always hurts when it's put in such a nice, and fun way doesn't it????
Why I might even take back my sleazy friend too so that I keep on telling them about Christ.
I might even encourage them with my new age birthday. Just so that they can send me a birthday blessing.
Yup life is so much better with people that are uplifting there, and that are not afraid to hide behind their fake names and life styles that match.
You know that old saying "If the shoe fits?" Oh I forgot you still might be too young to remember, but your Bible College parents will.
So feel free to enlighten the sweeties. |
wingsaglow
Intermediate Member
Username: wingsaglow
Post Number: 464
Registered: 12-2004
Posted From: 71.38.210.78
| | Posted on Thursday, December 14, 2006 - 9:09 pm: |
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For anyone else who reads my message with the spelling errors. For that I am sorry, but I was laughing so hard when I was typing the message at this youngin who doesn't like my joke, and then tells KOOKIE off for their reply on my funny by saying her own word. "Gosh" on the other message. Now there's a real Biblical word of wisdom from her too.
You know uncharmed you can be so Holy minded that if you blew yer nose you'd miss the tissue. As fer me I like being down to earth and enjoy my life, and my friends.
Life is just too short to be religious as I on the other hand prefer to be saved. |
kookie77777
Member
Username: kookie77777
Post Number: 59
Registered: 6-2005
Posted From: 68.0.74.139
| | Posted on Thursday, December 14, 2006 - 10:28 pm: |
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WINGSY HUN IS GOSH A BAD WORD?? |
wingsaglow
Intermediate Member
Username: wingsaglow
Post Number: 465
Registered: 12-2004
Posted From: 71.38.210.78
| | Posted on Friday, December 15, 2006 - 12:19 am: |
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Why garsh! (In Goofy's voice.) I jest don't know. Den what's yer thoughts on dat der word?
Ta me it's jest another some body done some body wrong song, and the sangins so off that it's in its own weird key of D-FLAT so it's way out there in left field some where over a rainbow and off in it's own outhouse rocker.
Yup sure is.
Hope that I jest cleared it up a bit better, and as fer me I still love my posted joke, cause it still got the message across in a fun way.
Have a blessed evening
Wingsy |
uncharmed
Intermediate Member
Username: uncharmed
Post Number: 144
Registered: 10-2005
Posted From: 206.132.122.10
| | Posted on Friday, December 15, 2006 - 4:44 pm: |
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What I like about you Wings is how you copied other posts and the accents that people wrote with because you are not as creative as you want us all to believe.
You don't have the heart strings of God playing in your heart duh! You would be more on the side of truth and accountability like some are if so.
You always write like 20 things and try to preach cookies with tea and do some shaming when someone doesn't take it from you.
If I knew you in person I would tell you off in the Lord in a hot minute. You are making things into object lessons to get the real focus that people like Zebra and other straight thinkers put on you for once.
You are zzzzzzzz boring. Slander is not what some people do about Carman. Why do his closest people run away from, hide from the truth and attack ANYONE WHO TRIES TO SAY anything?
Can't stand the heat then get off the beach and put some clothes on please.
You don't care about the cover up going on, "Miss Spiritual as All and Forever", you care about your "image". Woww that sounds like someone else and the people who put what they did on myspace for THEIR IMAGE.
Duh tah Duh! I respect them so much less than ever because they took off the information they were so so so so so proud of and comfortable with.
I would NEVER EVER EVER EVER watch Friends. I would not want to meet Sean and would be so grossed by someone who acted like him too in real life. The Word says to model ourselves after godly people.
I have NEVER WATCHED WILL AND GRACE, NIP TUCK, I WILL NOT WATCH ELLEN, THE VIEW or QUEER EYE AND FOUL MOUTHED COMICS OR ANYTHING THAT IS STRONGLY IMMORAL BY WHAT MY JESUS TEACHES IN HIS AWESOME BEAUTIFUL HOLY PERFECT WORD!!!!!!!
You can't adorn your spirit one minute and then go swimming in polluted waters and drink it down too. I believe Galatians and Timothy and the Gospels. My life has to be a testimony not a blot.
I WON'T GO TO MOVIES LIKE APOCOLYPTO BECAUSE THEY ARE UNHOLY AND TOO VIOLENT. EVEN THE WORLD reviewers SAID THAT MOVIE WAS TOO VIOLENT.
THEY AREN'T "REAL" MOSTLY NAKED NATIVES AND I DON'T WANT THEIR BUTTS AND BREASTS IN MY EYE GATES AND HEART!!!! I really disrespect Mel.
He has a bad character as an addict and he is a liar in different areas too. He also broke promises to the Jewish commmunity that he just made to get his image back in gear and to get himself out of more trouble. Is he faithful to his wife? If Denzel was in my church he would have repent for the movies he has done, and go back to his original morals if he would stay a deacon for very long. UH hello...THE BIBLE!!!!!!
Since when does God tell us to respect persons first of all and since when does He say to respect someone because they are good at something they do EVEN IF THEY SIN AND DON'T REPENT? Nope Nope Nope, He says to look at the heart and the fruits. One movie ABOUT JESUS and keeping one life promise that he made was I have to say very noble or decent but after that, WOWW.
If you believe the Bible, drunkards cannot inherit the Kingdom of God. Yes it is sad, but he keeps repeating it after he promise to never go back. LIAR. Lets see now. Could it very well be that he isn't really saved but religious? What you say and what you do have to match.
Duh tah Duh!
Do you care if Mel has ever cheated on his wife?
No of course you don't because he is funny cute and made a powerful flick about Jesus based on the Bible and history which Mel didn't create.
You are loyal to art and fame more than to Jesus. |
uncharmed
Intermediate Member
Username: uncharmed
Post Number: 145
Registered: 10-2005
Posted From: 206.132.122.10
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Duh Tah Duh!
Does Carman, Vada, his mom, his friends or any of you too, refuse to go to movies that feature murder, sorcery, nudity or things that offend the Lord and make defiling darkness go into you?
You do NOT HAVE TO SEE EVERY MOVIE in the name of artistic technique TO MAKE MOVIES. Christ-tians are bloodwashed and raised up in Jesus to be different and we are not to 'of' the motivation and the wicked morals of the world.
I am hip. My life is relevant. I love God too much to ignore His boundaries and desires. I want to be clean and a LIGHT so I am not going to just go with the world in TV and movies. Shame Confrontations Not Kudos and a million Rebukes on Carman and Vada and his mom and any of you who know better and lie and make excuses. WHAT IN THE KINGDOM OF OUR WONDEROUS GOD ARE YOU THINKING?
Don't be afraid all, soon Wings will tell everyone on as many webpages as she can possibly find, that are about "famous powerful people" what her thoughts are. So she get some attention and get control over other people. Now that's a "my"space. Yeah one that should be blocked and removed too duh.
I wish you could call or visit my Dad, because his deliverance ministry would help you and your witchcraft and new age stuff a lot. He would pray over you and your life would change and you would be more normal and humble. Hey Wings stop stealing and stop elevating yourself. Most of all stop lying and stop using people.
Of course 'YOU LOVE' - "YOUR" joke!! That was so perfect in Wingsness that you said that.
No repentance or humility. Justification is through Christ after repentance Wings, not with your witchy word games! You areso so so so so so a light of yourself. You are full of false light while you post up things that contain some light too.
Being vulgar and covering up things, oh yes that is the way God calls us to live. Uh NO!
Do we ever hear anyone except mercyme say that they are honestly or normally sorry for anything? Nope Nope Nope. Reveals what your mental health and your spirit man or hearts really are. Wings you really are a liar at a deep level and you just cover things up. You guilt trip and try to switch the focus on anyone who tells you the truth. You might be blessed by therapy or deliverance.
The points that were made about Vada and Carman and his mom are relevant. I really like so so so so so much how some things were taken out of context too to make that poster look evil or something. Do the Kingdom and the world a favor and pull the beams out of your mesmerized eyes.
Lam 3 v 40, if you can handle Light.
Your posts really change my life!!!!!!!!!!
Uncharmed by you too. |