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     servantforgod (servantforgod) Junior Member Username: servantforgod Post Number: 40 Registered: 3-2005 Posted From: 199.196.144.16 |
Hello Everyone. I have been checking out this website www.landoverbaptist.org If you think Greater Grace World Outreach seems bad, watch out! They make GGWO and Carl Stevens look innocent! It's insane! It is catagorized under Christian Humor, but I wonder if they are a real church. I certainly hope not!  They act like a bunch of self-righteous judgemental Pharasees. They call themselves True Christians (TM) Tell me what you think! I look forward to hearing your replies! | ||
| hadasa (hadasa) Intermediate Member Username: hadasa Post Number: 184 Registered: 6-2005 Posted From: 205.172.107.75 |
Of course it's not real; it's a spoof/mockery on contemporary AND orthodox Christianity. Now, I'm not going to say the contempory 'christian' church has not given the scoffers ammo; because the USA christian church is becoming more of a hypocritical wretched thing each day, and because of that, the superficial, if not counterfeit church is going to bring stuff down on balanced orthodox beleivers; not to mention the fact that the world hates true christianity anyhow but it's getting harder to segregate suffering for righeousness sake versus suffering for buffoonery. more trends are coming our way; they involve suffering. | ||
| sidethorn (sidethorn) Advanced Member Username: sidethorn Post Number: 565 Registered: 1-2006 Posted From: 169.253.4.21 |
Maybe Cordell could be a pastor of this place if it were for real.  | ||
| hodeuon (hodeuon) Intermediate Member Username: hodeuon Post Number: 468 Registered: 11-2004 Posted From: 66.160.68.34 |
There is an explanation here: www.answers.com/topic/landover-baptist-church Hodeuon | ||
| calv (calv) Advanced Member Username: calv Post Number: 856 Registered: 3-2005 Posted From: 71.112.201.133 |
Its as real as you want it to be.... | ||
| lmbles (lmbles) Member Username: lmbles Post Number: 51 Registered: 11-2005 Posted From: 205.201.103.247 |
Wanna read another funny one? http://www.larknews.com/ These guys crack me up. Make sure to read EVERYTHING on there. Even the horoscope. | ||
| sidethorn (sidethorn) Advanced Member Username: sidethorn Post Number: 566 Registered: 1-2006 Posted From: 169.253.4.21 |
Whats so sad is too many churches in America today resemble Landover Baptist all too much. Legalism, extrabiblical teaching on dos and don'ts, manipulation and abuse of people, condemning anyone who differs from the group in any way, etc. etc. etc. | ||
| dinaweena (dinaweena) Advanced Member Username: dinaweena Post Number: 618 Registered: 4-2005 Posted From: 71.248.22.204 |
for all the follicly challenged out there....HA! http://larknews.com/december_2005/content.php?page=../bald | ||
| cordell (cordell) Intermediate Member Username: cordell Post Number: 453 Registered: 6-2005 Posted From: 67.11.216.61 |
Better for you to be a pastor there sidethorn my little schmuck, I'm not even a Baptist--don't even believe in credobaptism--I hold to infant baptism. (I am sure that will stir you up) | ||
| sidethorn (sidethorn) Advanced Member Username: sidethorn Post Number: 569 Registered: 1-2006 Posted From: 169.253.4.21 |
I'd rather be a pastor in a place like Landover Baptist than a member of a cult ran by a egomaniac like you Cordell. I'd clean that place up so fast peoples' heads would be spinning!!! Cordell, you just can't stand the fact that some people don't agree with you and speak their minds. You just have to call them schmucks and spiritual cabbage patch babies, Cordell. Does that make you feel a little better. Great job! Keep up the great job exposing yourself as the completely stuck up spiritual jackass you really are!!! SIDETHORN | ||
| cordell (cordell) Intermediate Member Username: cordell Post Number: 462 Registered: 6-2005 Posted From: 67.11.216.61 |
You silly twit. Did you not take a poke at me above? You're a pot, sidethorn, calling the kettle black--and you're so thick like a plank that you can't see it. Hypocrite. (Message edited by cordell on February 02, 2006) | ||
| sidethorn (sidethorn) Advanced Member Username: sidethorn Post Number: 578 Registered: 1-2006 Posted From: 169.253.4.21 |
Now I'm a twit and a pot in your little world. I'm so happy so regard me so highly. You're the one that started the little jabs because you can't stand the fact that I disagree with your false teaching. Then you have to be so immature about it by running people down and insulting them like Carl Stevens did. Grow up and get a life Cordell!!!! SIDETHORN | ||
| cordell (cordell) Intermediate Member Username: cordell Post Number: 470 Registered: 6-2005 Posted From: 67.11.216.61 |
Maybe Cordell could be a pastor of this place if it were for real This was your POT-shot. I merely responded to it. It's hot in the kitchen. If you want to dish it out, stop being such a bloody little whiner when others respond to your inane comments. | ||
| cordell (cordell) Intermediate Member Username: cordell Post Number: 471 Registered: 6-2005 Posted From: 67.11.216.61 |
And I really couldn't give a rat's arse in a snowstorm who you agree with--if you don't like spirited debate get on with your knitting! | ||
| sidethorn (sidethorn) Advanced Member Username: sidethorn Post Number: 580 Registered: 1-2006 Posted From: 169.253.4.21 |
Yeah Cordell you sure responded to my little comment like a little baby. Weren't you the one who's been whining on this board for many days now?? Aren't you the one who whines like a little baby every time someone disagrees with you??? You just can't handle that can you?? I'm not the whiner here. That's your specialty. As far as Landover Baptist goes, you would be a perfect pastor/ cult leader in a place like that if it did actually exist. I was making a point!!! You have the same wreckless disregard for others and their spiritual walks as Carl Stevens does. Like Carl you have your own twist on everything and try to cram it down our throats. We all have the Ism's and you don't. Yeah Right. Keep up with your crusading Cordell. The more you try, the more people won't believe. They can see right through your three dollar bill you're trying to sell and they're not buying it. So just grow up, stop whining and give it up. SIDETHORN | ||
| hadasa (hadasa) Intermediate Member Username: hadasa Post Number: 221 Registered: 6-2005 Posted From: 205.172.107.75 |
Cordell, what is an outline of the 'Reformed' case against credo-baptism; I always thought that was a clear one scripturally; i.e. that Baptism is for adults who can reason that Baptism is a symbol and an external witness of what the Spirit has done; sealing you into the Body of Christ; separation us unto Himself (Christ)and a couple other things like that anyway, I know that the Reformed also make a case for infant Baptism (some kind of covering thing) but I was not aware that they actually hold that credo-Baptism is not taught in scripure; or is that your conviction; or am I in misunderstanding of the Reformed beliefs on Baptism; probalbly am I always wanted to get into that. | ||
| cordell (cordell) Intermediate Member Username: cordell Post Number: 475 Registered: 6-2005 Posted From: 67.11.216.61 |
It is all about continuity and discontinuity, covenants, and the meaning of sacraments (signs and seals). Don't forget that there are Reformed Baptists as well--usually they emphasize little 'r' capital 'B'. Here's a good starting place for you--'Whatever happened to circumcision?' and 'Who's in the church?' | ||
| hadasa (hadasa) Intermediate Member Username: hadasa Post Number: 232 Registered: 6-2005 Posted From: 68.169.47.35 |
forget it Jim, if you can't just put up an outline; I don't have time for your bits and peices act......I know I have a cabbage patch attention span | ||
| cordell (cordell) Intermediate Member Username: cordell Post Number: 493 Registered: 6-2005 Posted From: 12.162.133.34 |
A good outline is in the London Baptist Confession of 1689. That's as good as it gets, unless you visit James White's alpha omega ministries website. (Message edited by cordell on February 07, 2006) | ||
| hadasa (hadasa) Intermediate Member Username: hadasa Post Number: 236 Registered: 6-2005 Posted From: 68.169.47.35 |
thanks Jim, I'll look into it. |
