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minutus (minutus)
Advanced Member
Username: minutus
Post Number: 873
Registered: 11-2004
Posted From: 71.99.87.66
| | Posted on Thursday, June 23, 2005 - 9:20 pm: | 
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The pastory man came on stage
And he said I'm anointed tonight!
He basked in ovations to get himself charged
His toupee was adjusted just right
His fans were ready, willing and able
Air horns forced all the angels to flee
He said tune out the rest of
Your pressing affairs give
Undivided attention to me
But I said whoa there Paastuh
Who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
Look here brother, don't you twist the Word on me
The pastory man got nervous
And he fidget around a bit
He flipped through the pages of his big KJV
And he whipped out a verse that fit
Now you'd think he'd seen a spider
or a Holy Ghost cellar dweller below
But he told me right then with his eyes bugged out
To submit to his message or go
Yelling "Touch not the Lord's Anointed!", and "One Pastor-Teacher for you!"
He said "You might not receive this, little fella
But I'm your Spiritual Father too!"
And I said whoa there Paastuh
Who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
Now what kind of a doctor are you, anyway?
Look here brother, don't you twist the Word on me
I've got an anointing of my own, I said
And you can't fake me out
So, take your meditations and your preparations
And ram it up your snout!
But I got the King James Bible, he said
And held it to the light
So I snatched it, all away from him
And I showed him how to read it right
I used the full context from the Word
Didn't look to say anything "deep"
I gave the plain meaning of the text
Let the Spirit the listeners teach
I didn't preach at the problems
Pointed to Jesus, He's always around
I had that sucker mortified
He couldn't even make a sound
I proceeded to toss his pet doctrines, then
As long as he was hanging around
I said the glory of God has just gone up
And your old faithfuls are all leaving town!
And I said whoa there Paastuh - who you
Jiving with that cosmik debris?
Now is that a real toupee or is that a Sears toupee?
Don't you know, you could make more sense as a salesman?
So, don't twist the Word on me
Don't twist it, don't twist the Word on me
(Antti)
(Message edited by minutus on June 23, 2005)
(Message edited by minutus on June 23, 2005) |
ariel (ariel)
Intermediate Member
Username: ariel
Post Number: 132
Registered: 1-2005
Posted From: 68.162.139.195
| | Posted on Thursday, June 23, 2005 - 9:27 pm: |
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david_munson (david_munson)
Intermediate Member
Username: david_munson
Post Number: 293
Registered: 5-2005
Posted From: 63.159.216.97
| | Posted on Thursday, June 23, 2005 - 9:37 pm: |
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Not a fan of the bible hating Frank Zappa.
I know he had musical talent but he was just too venemous for my taste.
He did have a good point with "slime on the Vidio"/I'm your TV set
Dave} |
david_munson (david_munson)
Intermediate Member
Username: david_munson
Post Number: 294
Registered: 5-2005
Posted From: 63.159.216.97
| | Posted on Thursday, June 23, 2005 - 9:39 pm: |
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P.S.
minutus you do have a way with lirics though.
Gotta appreciate that.
Dave} |
gone_to_pa (gone_to_pa)
Member
Username: gone_to_pa
Post Number: 55
Registered: 5-2005
Posted From: 64.78.102.23
| | Posted on Thursday, June 23, 2005 - 9:44 pm: |
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My python boot was on to tight, couldn't get it off last night, a weeks gone by, and now it's July. I finally got it off and my girlfriend cried " You got Stink Foot; Stink Foot, I aint lying, and all the Motor Fiber nerves kick in and now I'm running out the door to get the latest Jimmy Hendrix album |
minutus (minutus)
Advanced Member
Username: minutus
Post Number: 876
Registered: 11-2004
Posted From: 71.99.87.66
| | Posted on Thursday, June 23, 2005 - 10:04 pm: |
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GTP, sounds like decussation of the pyramids to me!  |
david_munson (david_munson)
Intermediate Member
Username: david_munson
Post Number: 301
Registered: 5-2005
Posted From: 63.159.128.64
| | Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 12:39 am: |
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Oh God,
all I can think of is clown pants.
I must be loosing it big time.
Imagine,clown pants.Sheesh!
Oy Vay,
Dave} |
sojourner (sojourner)
Intermediate Member
Username: sojourner
Post Number: 217
Registered: 5-2005
Posted From: 141.154.9.15
| | Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 12:57 am: |
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Cosmic debis, gotta love it.
Patricia |
rjfernalld (rjfernalld)
Senior Member
Username: rjfernalld
Post Number: 1428
Registered: 11-2004
Posted From: 141.154.160.225
| | Posted on Friday, June 24, 2005 - 5:21 am: |
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minutus
Senior Member
Username: minutus
Post Number: 1034
Registered: 9-2005
Posted From: 71.99.83.57
| | Posted on Sunday, June 11, 2006 - 7:28 am: |
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Just for old time's sake. |
david_munson
Senior Member
Username: david_munson
Post Number: 2591
Registered: 9-2005
Posted From: 63.235.27.191
| | Posted on Sunday, June 11, 2006 - 10:16 am: |
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ok,LOL
Jusy kidding.
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minutus
New member
Username: minutus
Post Number: 1
Registered: 9-2005
Posted From: 71.122.31.67
| | Posted on Wednesday, July 04, 2007 - 9:25 am: |
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My good-bye to all. |
lee
New member
Username: lee
Post Number: 1
Registered: 9-2005
Posted From: 65.96.19.40
| | Posted on Wednesday, July 04, 2007 - 10:12 am: |
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Ha! loved it Minutus
goodbye to all....it's been fun and done a heap of good for all. |
dancer
Member
Username: dancer
Post Number: 59
Registered: 11-2004
Posted From: 68.40.211.238
| | Posted on Wednesday, July 04, 2007 - 10:53 am: |
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I heard this rumor about factnet not closing its forum.
Minutus awesome!
Patricia I can't believe you haven't called me.
Hey all. Happy 4th.
Jefferson Lives
John Adams, ever the patriot, died on July 4th, 1826 - the 50th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence. His last words? "Jefferson Lives." Little did he know that Jefferson, incredibly, had also died on the 4th of July - just a few hours earlier.
(Jefferson's last words? "Is it the Fourth? I resign my spirit to God, my daughter, and my country.") |