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phahrrrt_detector
Member
Username: phahrrrt_detector
Post Number: 96
Registered: 6-2006
Posted From: 85.234.144.215
| | Posted on Saturday, December 01, 2007 - 12:47 pm: | 
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Reportz frum ‘Fly Ohn Da Wahl’ #1
Shmoni bell-owz wild-lee
‘Deaf-in-it-lee NO gaz 4 uhpz
frum Oxnard and Lankershims!
Ah tole u pee-pul
NO MO DERRY!’
Shmoni fumz mo wild-ur
‘Dat lizt reqwezt tellz me
u pee-pul aint lis-nen
2 mah dic-taytz !’
> now n uh full blohwn
spit spray-in rayj <
he skreemz
‘Put evr-buddy
ohn uh weak long fazt
2 hep dem receive
mah ee-tin in-struk-shunz.
mo bettah’
‘Der dat taykz kair
uv da need 4 gaz 4 uhpz
so u kin skrach dat weezl !’
Shmoni sitz bahk
hap-ilee suh-kin hiz gumz
>he aint goht hiz teef n rite now<
& whyl he pig snortz
dat bo-gus chukl uv hiz
he sez
‘Ah’m so led uv da lawd
ah blowz mah ohwn mine...’
‘Nowz der nythin elz
ohn dat muh-ney suhk-in lizt
4 u lazy bunch ov suhk-uhpz?
Ah needz 2 git bahk
2 mah cuhm-fy bad-room
er ah meenz bed-room
[hmmmph! he rele meenz boink-room ]
lahk ah wuz sayin
soz ah kin tayk kair ov
mo im-potent biz-ness !’
‘By da way
did Bustid
oohpz… mah bad [big-time Froy-dian slip!]
ah ment Buster
did he git bak
wif mah vag-ruh yet ?’
fly ohn da wahl reporting iht lahk he heerz iht !
Phahrrrt detecter =^_^= |
mixter1
Intermediate Member
Username: mixter1
Post Number: 260
Registered: 6-2007
Posted From: 76.214.17.61
| | Posted on Saturday, December 01, 2007 - 11:56 pm: |
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Thanks Pharrrt,
Good old stuff. My ribs are hurting! TA's mashigamma might just kill him. I think he's a drunk also, but I'm not sure. |
scathach
New member
Username: scathach
Post Number: 4
Registered: 12-2007
Posted From: 12.72.151.5
| | Posted on Saturday, December 08, 2007 - 6:07 pm: |
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I need a thorazine after trying to read you Fart Detector..
But I love you anyway *lol*
You need a dj kinda job like the old "Wolfman"... I KNOWZ you remember HIM!
XO
dj |