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mixter1
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Username: mixter1

Post Number: 146
Registered: 6-2007
Posted From: 76.214.23.103
Posted on Friday, August 24, 2007 - 2:28 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

--Alamo Parodies, Analogies, Scripture and Jokes.-My idea with this thread is to allow our creative thinking it's vent against TA using: Literature, TV, Movies, or Bible to serve as: Alamo Parodies, Analogies, Scripture and Jokes. -Mock against this pastor. The bible also can be used again. Your favorite bible verse can be included as the spirit moves you as it will. And the name Tony is NOT BARRED HERE.
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worm_can_opener
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Post Number: 272
Registered: 7-2007
Posted From: 69.148.199.160
Posted on Saturday, November 10, 2007 - 7:29 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Sound doctrine does not enter into the heart that is hardened and disobedient- Justin Martyr

Each of us who sins with his own free will chooses punishment. The blame lies with him who chooses. God is without blame.-Clement

The more inclined someone is to maliciousness, the more ready he is to believe evil-Tertullian

Whenever heretics hit upon any novelty, they immediately call their presumption a "revelation." And they call their own distorted ingenuity a "spiritual gift"-Tertullian

He who chooses transient things will be without eternal things. He who prefers earthly things will not have heavenly things-Lactanius

Let it be understood that those who are not living by Christ's teachings are not Christians at all-even though they might profess his teachings with their lips- Justin Martyr
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wild_dream
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Post Number: 190
Registered: 4-2007
Posted From: 76.172.220.122
Posted on Saturday, November 10, 2007 - 8:37 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

mix, how did you operation go? Hope all is well.
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mixter1
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Username: mixter1

Post Number: 240
Registered: 6-2007
Posted From: 76.240.176.58
Posted on Saturday, November 10, 2007 - 4:09 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Hi Wild,
It went ok. It takes time though.
Just have to use a cane for a while.
Best part was reading proverbs each day.
Now, where's that Bible!
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heynow
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Post Number: 425
Registered: 12-2006
Posted From: 71.140.202.39
Posted on Monday, November 12, 2007 - 12:47 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Mix, Do you have one of those Continuous Passive Motion (CPM) machines at home?
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mixter1
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Username: mixter1

Post Number: 250
Registered: 6-2007
Posted From: 76.214.12.80
Posted on Tuesday, November 13, 2007 - 9:42 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post    Ban Poster IP (Moderator/Admin only)

Oh Hi,
No I do not. I had one in the convalescent unit.
My knee has complete motion range. I still need a walking cane to help support my weight. The doctor said in the beginning not to put full weight on it. So I'm taking it slow.
I'll do OK.

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